an ABSOLUTE UNIT of a shirt

Henlo, I am doing another shirt. But this time I am trying everpress. It's kinda like kickstarter, but for shirts.

This is the design:

https://everpress.com/absolute-unit

https://everpress.com/absolute-unit

https://everpress.com/absolute-unit

https://everpress.com/absolute-unit

^ go here to order.

If not your cuppa, please share with someone you think might dig it. Thx

You're so fucking edgy dude! 

You forgot #anal fisting #vomit and #breast feeding

Can you show us how's it gonna look on a black shirt? 

BOUGHT!!! :^)

buy it, bitches. i bought it despite the fact that i'm just going to use it as a dishrag. but i support my people. that's why you should too

this has been a salv PSA

  On 3/4/2020 at 10:23 PM, Salvatorin said:

buy it, bitches. i bought it despite the fact that i'm just going to use it as a dishrag. but i support my people. that's why you should too

this has been a salv PSA

i bought XXXXL so that i can tuck it inside my pants... salvi style :^)

  On 3/4/2020 at 10:31 PM, Tim_J said:

i bought XXXXL so that i can tuck it inside my pants... salvi style :^)

NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKIN TALKIN ABOUT!!! HELL YEAH!!!

i even made a little educational series of photos to help all of you out there who aren't aware of the tuck & billow method.

tuck, and billow. tuck, and billow.

  On 3/4/2020 at 11:30 PM, Salvatorin said:

i even made a little educational series of photos to help all of you out there who aren't aware of the tuck & billow method.

tuck, and billow. tuck, and billow.

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Hey Salvy, you bought that shirt on redbubble? 

How's the quality??

after enough cycles through the wash, —it's okay. could be softer. but that only comes with age.

Good to know

  On 3/5/2020 at 12:06 AM, yekker said:

Good to know

yes, absolutely!

TECH? NOOOOOOOO!!! 

:::jots it down:::

@hello spiral is the manufacturer of the shirts/style etc as the last (rlly dope) one I got?

Just want to make sure sizing is the same!

  On 3/5/2020 at 12:38 AM, Tim_J said:

TECH? NOOOOOOOO!!! 

  On 3/5/2020 at 12:52 AM, Rubin Farr said:

 

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If neo had a son with moby? 

  On 3/5/2020 at 1:53 AM, Tim_J said:

If neo had a son with moby? 

Eminem

Eminem ? More like, nobody listens to rap

Amiright?

  On 3/5/2020 at 12:49 AM, Hugh Mughnus said:

@hello spiral is the manufacturer of the shirts/style etc as the last (rlly dope) one I got?

Just want to make sure sizing is the same!

Nah, the last ones I had printed myself. This is a print to order kinda deal, as long as enough are ordered.

If you scroll down on that everpress page there's a 'size guide' link/button

Damn Spiral you might as well print a t-shirt with a massive cock on it 

lol yeah, I love the design, but man I would get some stares wearing that to work or wherever.

More importantly everyone should get two for themselves and their loved ones.

That is great artwork man

Bump

lol