You're stuck on a island. You can only bring 5 artists.

Id bring:

Aphex Twin

Bvdub/ Earth house hold/ East of oceans

Kettel

J Mascis/ Dinosaur jr.

Coltrane

Keep in mind... we are on an island...

Lee Perry 

Desmond Dekker 

Enya

Brian Eno

Jimmy Buffet 

(I’m also assuming I’ll get rescued at some point... if not, I’ll swap jimmy buffet for JS Bach)

i need more information. stuck as in stranded and lost or just like a survivor type thing where i have to spend X amount of time on an island?

and you say "bring 5 artists" does that mean i can actually bring the artists with me to be stuck on the island? 

if so i'd just bring Grimes... because Elon would spare no expense to save his baby mama. 

Yeah, is this like 5 artists who's music I can listen to or 5 artists who can help me survive/escape or 5 artists I can have sexy times with? Because the answer is going to be very different in each case.

The Tuss

AFX

                                                              Polygon/Caustic Window

                                                      PBOD

Aphex Twin

Obviously there is no point bringing dead artists if they are to help with the ultimate survival on said island.

And what can they bring with them?

I mean, having Richard Devine along would be cool, but only if he could bring his mega racks of modular and a small power station to ensure we never ran out of juice.

1.eminem

2.slim shady

3.marshall mathers

4.B-rabbit

5.white guy from D12

Sabrina from boys boys boys
Grace jones
Yolandi vi$$er
Brandy
Shakira

Pink Floyd (you read that correct watmm mofo)

Aphex and all affiliated odd jobs on the side 

Snores Of Canada

Autechre (because I haven't worked out anything they have released post Elseq and that'll take a long time I wager)

Black Sabbath up to Mob Rules. Maybe New Order as I realise I play their music A LOT. Same as R.E.M. And Neil Young.

Fifth place is up for debate to be honest.

1. Manowar

2. Manowar

3. Manowar

4. Manowar

5. Manowar

but actually, in no particular order. 

1. Phex & all monikers

2. SP 

3. Herbie Hancock

4. YMO

5. Mike P & all monikers

approached it from a more macro perspective and think those 5 give me the diversity in tuneage I could survive with forever.

Who would your artists bring?

Joy Division,
Plaid,
John Maus,
Wisp,
Messer Chups
 

Blink 182
Pusha-T
Major Lazer
Disclosure
Le Youth

considering their output, all i'd need is THE SENESCHAL ARRIVES

none

I would use my ipod to open shellfish.

Id say, your stuck on a island, you cannot physically bring the artist with you, and you dont know if youll ever be rescued

Who do you think you are trying to dictate the terms under which we can and cannot bring artists to islands?

What islands would you bring if you were stuck on an artist?

Smash Mouth

Smash Mouth

Smash Mouth

Smash Mouth

Smash Mouth

  On 5/6/2020 at 9:47 PM, Joyrex said:

What islands would you bring if you were stuck on an artist?

preferably of the tax break variety, but not Jersey due to the whiff of Ted Heath allegations

  On 5/6/2020 at 9:47 PM, Joyrex said:

What islands would you bring if you were stuck in an artist?

Support native artists.

Jandek

Jandek

Jandek

The Units

Jandek

None because I need to focus on getting off the damn island. Also don't wanna overlisten to any artists cuz I'd dislike them after I get off the island as it would remind me of my time as a castaway and may even ruin the artists for me.

Also how are we generating electricity? This question is very important.

All thicc ladies yah