Alzado Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 (edited) Look, it's a fucking pandemic and we're all on edge. We should all be a little more forgiving. But honestly guys, I'm not sure I can recover from this one. You know how you start a Facebook Live to show your family what kind of fly shit you're up to? Like juggling soaps, braiding loose dog hairs, or just generally strutting around in your robe like you're the king of Atlantic City? Well today, I was setting up my lighting and tri-pod to do the Facebook Live and I absolutely forgot that I had twisted like 70 rubberbands around my balls as tight as they could go and I was obviously walking around with no pants on just to let them throb and swell. The pain was murder, but you guys know how you get to a certain point and you just cant stop. Anyway, I didn't realize that I was already live on Facebook and all my closest friends and family were like "Dude, you're 45 years old, you've been listening to Aphex Twin for over 20 years, you've had a mega career and you live in a giant mansion with a model wife who begs for anal on the daily, surely you could afford better lighting to showcase those engorged jelly beans?" And they were right. I'm an amateur grasping at glory and the whole world could see. No place left to go from here but down. Edited May 8, 2020 by LOL Alzado markedone, Candiru, Zephyr_Nova and 10 others 5 1 1 1 5 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Alzado's signature Hide all signatures RIP Farm Eagle Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99069-help-needed-i-think-i-messed-up/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 Just fix it in post... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide cruising for burgers's signature Hide all signatures https://www.instagram.com/ancestralwaves/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99069-help-needed-i-think-i-messed-up/#findComment-2794010 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 You're just going to have to keep it up until you have a suitably large fanbase. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99069-help-needed-i-think-i-messed-up/#findComment-2794012 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 Link pls Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99069-help-needed-i-think-i-messed-up/#findComment-2794015 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheatheman Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 Never understood the rubberband thing. If you want to get horny, just use your the power of your thoughts... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99069-help-needed-i-think-i-messed-up/#findComment-2794016 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YangYing Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 Jesus u guys lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YangYing's signature Hide all signatures >>MY MUSIC<< Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99069-help-needed-i-think-i-messed-up/#findComment-2794018 Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 Good to see youre on your path to enlightenment. Only at the start and already a model wife plus matching mansion. Im jealous. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99069-help-needed-i-think-i-messed-up/#findComment-2794056 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brisbot Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 What is with WATMM today? markedone 1 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99069-help-needed-i-think-i-messed-up/#findComment-2794064 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 On 5/8/2020 at 4:18 AM, LOL Alzado said: Look, it's a fucking pandemic and we're all on edge. We should all be a little more forgiving. But honestly guys, I'm not sure I can recover from this one. You know how you start a Facebook Live to show your family what kind of fly shit you're up to? Like juggling soaps, braiding loose dog hairs, or just generally strutting around in your robe like you're the king of Atlantic City? Well today, I was setting up my lighting and tri-pod to do the Facebook Live and I absolutely forgot that I had twisted like 70 rubberbands around my balls as tight as they could go and I was obviously walking around with no pants on just to let them throb and swell. The pain was murder, but you guys know how you get to a certain point and you just cant stop. Anyway, I didn't realize that I was already live on Facebook and all my closest friends and family were like "Dude, you're 45 years old, you've been listening to Aphex Twin for over 20 years, you've had a mega career and you live in a giant mansion with a model wife who begs for anal on the daily, surely you could afford better lighting to showcase those engorged jelly beans?" And they were right. I'm an amateur grasping at glory and the whole world could see. No place left to go from here but down. Expand I'm gonna be honest, the only words I read in that whole screed were "amateur" "glory" and "whole". You're doing just fine Alzado. Just fine. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99069-help-needed-i-think-i-messed-up/#findComment-2794207 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted May 9, 2020 Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 what happens to the cum? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99069-help-needed-i-think-i-messed-up/#findComment-2794320 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted May 9, 2020 Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 On 5/8/2020 at 4:41 AM, Hugh Mughnus said: Link pls Waiting Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99069-help-needed-i-think-i-messed-up/#findComment-2794327 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethel Posted May 9, 2020 Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 Da Bears Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99069-help-needed-i-think-i-messed-up/#findComment-2794345 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted May 9, 2020 Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 On 5/9/2020 at 1:34 AM, BCM said: what happens to the cum? You mean at an amateur glory hole? Generally I think it gets swallowed. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99069-help-needed-i-think-i-messed-up/#findComment-2794446 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted May 9, 2020 Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 I think zeffolia would beg to differ chenGOD, Braintree and auxien 3 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99069-help-needed-i-think-i-messed-up/#findComment-2794447 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brisbot Posted May 9, 2020 Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 Me Thinks you were given the wrong instructions Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99069-help-needed-i-think-i-messed-up/#findComment-2794461 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted May 9, 2020 Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 Look. If you get up to 30 you can certainly make 100k viewers. How beautiful are these balls? How taut are they? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99069-help-needed-i-think-i-messed-up/#findComment-2794477 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivy Zemura yvI oo ii oo Posted May 9, 2020 Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 On 5/9/2020 at 5:34 AM, Hugh Mughnus said: I think zeffolia would beg to differ it goes in u Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99069-help-needed-i-think-i-messed-up/#findComment-2794490 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted May 9, 2020 Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 On 5/9/2020 at 7:26 AM, Zeffolia said: it goes in u cummoned Exactly Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99069-help-needed-i-think-i-messed-up/#findComment-2794559 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted May 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 (edited) I just want to thank you all for the lovely PMs, text messages and hand written letters. It's really been amazing to receive such an unexpected outpouring of support. Had I known that so many of you are also creating poorly lit videos and images of your own strangled balls, I might not have beaten myself up so much. And while I have always, and you guys know this, appreciated the beauty of each individual ballsack without the need to compare or judge, I will say that @chenGODshould really see a doctor. I'm worried that that sore will not go away by itself. Edited May 9, 2020 by LOL Alzado Hugh Mughnus, YangYing, chenGOD and 1 other 1 1 1 1 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Alzado's signature Hide all signatures RIP Farm Eagle Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99069-help-needed-i-think-i-messed-up/#findComment-2794621 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Ooze Posted May 9, 2020 Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 That lighting still sucks tough Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Ivan Ooze's signature Hide all signatures On 2/26/2015 at 9:39 AM, RupturedSouls said: This drugs makes me feel like I'm on song! On 9/1/2014 at 5:50 PM, StephenG said: I'm hardly a closed minded nun. Remember, I'm on a fucking IDM forum.... an IDM forum.. Think about that for a second before claiming people are closed minded nuns. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99069-help-needed-i-think-i-messed-up/#findComment-2794624 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted May 9, 2020 Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 On 5/9/2020 at 7:09 PM, LOL Alzado said: . And while I have always, and you guys know this, appreciated the beauty of each individual ballsack without the need to compare or judge, I will say that @chenGODshould really see a doctor. I'm worried that that sore will not go away by itself. It showed up after that hot steamy night with you and Fred. Should I be worried? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99069-help-needed-i-think-i-messed-up/#findComment-2794628 Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdamAnchorman Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 On 5/9/2020 at 7:09 PM, LOL Alzado said: And while I have always, and you guys know this, appreciated the beauty of each individual ballsack without the need to compare or judge... Is it true that Jedy has the hairiest balls of all? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide EdamAnchorman's signature Hide all signatures glowing in beige on the national stage Reveal hidden contents On 10/31/2007 at 9:17 PM, 'thejacketloose' said: On 10/31/2007 at 9:28 PM, 'Joyrex' said: Is that Eric Roberts? On 10/31/2007 at 9:31 PM, 'thejacketloose' said: Oh yeah. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99069-help-needed-i-think-i-messed-up/#findComment-2795695 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedy Posted June 23, 2020 Report Share Posted June 23, 2020 On 5/14/2020 at 9:03 PM, randomsummer said: Is it true that Jedy has the hairiest balls of all?YesSent from my IN2023 using Tapatalk EdamAnchorman, user and ManjuShri 1 1 1 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures asdf Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99069-help-needed-i-think-i-messed-up/#findComment-2803895 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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