IDEM Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 Okay, I'm just gonna go ahead and say it: I have never watched The Godfather. Neither of them. I have never watched The Wire. I have never heard The Dark Side of the Moon. I have never read Infinite Jest. In my defense: All of these works are in my possession, I just haven't gotten around to watch/listen to/read them. The Godfather has been so referenced to death that I kind of feel I don't even have to anymore, it's like I've seen it a thousand times. Which essential, canonical piece of art have you never experienced, and why? Share it here, and no one in the real world will ever know! sweepstakes 1 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99258-the-ignoramus-thread/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovalainenFanBoy Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 I have never listened to Aphex Twin Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide KovalainenFanBoy's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99258-the-ignoramus-thread/#findComment-2801103 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebraska Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 On 6/8/2020 at 9:59 PM, IDEM said: I have never watched The Godfather. Neither of them. there are actually 3 of them Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99258-the-ignoramus-thread/#findComment-2801106 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ncrtx Posted June 9, 2020 Report Share Posted June 9, 2020 I've never listened to a Pink Floyd album. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ncrtx's signature Hide all signatures https://caoutchou.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99258-the-ignoramus-thread/#findComment-2801109 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiefinger Posted June 9, 2020 Report Share Posted June 9, 2020 On 6/8/2020 at 10:04 PM, KovalainenFanBoy said: I have never listened to Aphex Twin I have never listened to anything else but Aphex Twin Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99258-the-ignoramus-thread/#findComment-2801110 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 9, 2020 Report Share Posted June 9, 2020 I never got past the first three pages of Finnegans Wake. I have absolutely no intention of ever reading "Infinite Jest". Or books by Thomas Pynchon. Or any other book that is more than 2 - 300 pages that I haven't read yet. I have never watched The Godfather. None of them. I have never watched The Wire. Nor The Sopranos. I can't get through most Aphex Twin albums in one sitting. I haven't read more than a handful of Shakespeare plays and thoroughly disliked the ones I did have to read for school / uni. I think wine is just grape juice with alcohol. Boring. I think abstract art is mostly rubbish. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99258-the-ignoramus-thread/#findComment-2801113 Share on other sites More sharing options...
diatoms Posted June 9, 2020 Report Share Posted June 9, 2020 On 6/8/2020 at 9:59 PM, IDEM said: I have never heard The Dark Side of the Moon Have you listened to Dark Side of the Moon ? IDEM 1 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide diatoms's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99258-the-ignoramus-thread/#findComment-2801115 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted June 9, 2020 Report Share Posted June 9, 2020 I never watched the second VHS of Titanic. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Zephyr_Nova's signature Hide all signatures http://zephyrnova.bandcamp.com/releases My noise: http://cthulhudetonator.bandcamp.com My band: http://theskylitup.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99258-the-ignoramus-thread/#findComment-2801116 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted June 9, 2020 Report Share Posted June 9, 2020 I have never sucked my own dick beerwolf 1 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dingformung's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99258-the-ignoramus-thread/#findComment-2801135 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted June 9, 2020 Report Share Posted June 9, 2020 I have never done coke off the butt of a hooker. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Silent Member's signature Hide all signatures Some songs I made with my fingers and electronics. In the process of making some more. Hopefully. Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99258-the-ignoramus-thread/#findComment-2801136 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted June 9, 2020 Report Share Posted June 9, 2020 On 6/9/2020 at 1:02 PM, Gocab said: I have never done coke off the butt of a hooker. This is the ignoramus thread, not the ignore anus thread. dingformung, Silent Member, aencre and 2 others 3 1 1 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Zephyr_Nova's signature Hide all signatures http://zephyrnova.bandcamp.com/releases My noise: http://cthulhudetonator.bandcamp.com My band: http://theskylitup.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99258-the-ignoramus-thread/#findComment-2801139 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted June 9, 2020 Report Share Posted June 9, 2020 (edited) The only books I've read in my entire life were the da vinci code and siddhartha... Just try and beat me, you can't... Edited June 9, 2020 by Tim_J Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide cruising for burgers's signature Hide all signatures https://www.instagram.com/ancestralwaves/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99258-the-ignoramus-thread/#findComment-2801177 Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted June 9, 2020 Report Share Posted June 9, 2020 There are plenty of "essential movies" I haven't seen.. The only MCU movies I've watched are Dr. Strange and Deadpool. Haven't seen any of the Transformers movies. The only Disney feature films I've seen are Alice in Wonderland and the Sword in the Stone. I haven't seen any of the Bond movies after License to Kill. Titanic. Hobbit(s). None of the Harry Potters after the first one. Also plenty of TV series I haven't seen: Breaking Bad, The Wire, Chernobyl, Game of Thrones, Narcos, Peaky Blinders, West Wing, House of Cards, Better Call Saul, Westworld, Downton Abbey, Parks and Rec, Mad Men, ... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide zkom's signature Hide all signatures electro mini-album Megacity Rainfall "cacas in igne, heus" - Emperor Nero, AD 64 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99258-the-ignoramus-thread/#findComment-2801189 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted June 9, 2020 Report Share Posted June 9, 2020 I don't finish most books I start reading Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dingformung's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99258-the-ignoramus-thread/#findComment-2801284 Share on other sites More sharing options...
prdctvsm Posted June 9, 2020 Report Share Posted June 9, 2020 've nvr listeden 2 oversteps dingformung 1 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99258-the-ignoramus-thread/#findComment-2801317 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted June 9, 2020 Report Share Posted June 9, 2020 On 6/9/2020 at 4:50 PM, zkom said: There are plenty of "essential movies" I haven't seen.. The only MCU movies I've watched are Dr. Strange and Deadpool. Haven't seen any of the Transformers movies. The only Disney feature films I've seen are Alice in Wonderland and the Sword in the Stone. I haven't seen any of the Bond movies after License to Kill. Titanic. Hobbit(s). None of the Harry Potters after the first one. I think that just makes you a normal person... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide cruising for burgers's signature Hide all signatures https://www.instagram.com/ancestralwaves/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99258-the-ignoramus-thread/#findComment-2801318 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted June 10, 2020 Report Share Posted June 10, 2020 I think my posts speak for themselves... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide cruising for burgers's signature Hide all signatures https://www.instagram.com/ancestralwaves/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99258-the-ignoramus-thread/#findComment-2801347 Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDEM Posted June 10, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2020 On 6/8/2020 at 10:10 PM, Nebraska said: there are actually 3 of them See, that's how ignorant I am. On 6/9/2020 at 11:56 AM, rhmilo said: I never got past the first three pages of Finnegans Wake. I have absolutely no intention of ever reading "Infinite Jest". Or books by Thomas Pynchon. Or any other book that is more than 2 - 300 pages that I haven't read yet. I have never watched The Godfather. None of them. I have never watched The Wire. Nor The Sopranos. I can't get through most Aphex Twin albums in one sitting. I haven't read more than a handful of Shakespeare plays and thoroughly disliked the ones I did have to read for school / uni. I think wine is just grape juice with alcohol. Boring. I think abstract art is mostly rubbish. Expand Dude. I guess you win. Unless ... I have never listened to Exai, elseq 1-5, AE_Live or any of the NTS Sessions Reveal hidden contents ... yet! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99258-the-ignoramus-thread/#findComment-2801352 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted June 10, 2020 Report Share Posted June 10, 2020 (edited) I think the thing and the deer hunter are extremely overrated... Edited June 10, 2020 by Tim_J Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide cruising for burgers's signature Hide all signatures https://www.instagram.com/ancestralwaves/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99258-the-ignoramus-thread/#findComment-2801360 Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDEM Posted June 10, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2020 On 6/10/2020 at 1:37 AM, Tim_J said: I think the thing and the deer hunter are extremely overrated... Yes, you would ... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99258-the-ignoramus-thread/#findComment-2801365 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted June 10, 2020 Report Share Posted June 10, 2020 I only started listening to zappa in my 30s... but damn, can't stop listening to it since then... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide cruising for burgers's signature Hide all signatures https://www.instagram.com/ancestralwaves/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99258-the-ignoramus-thread/#findComment-2801366 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted June 10, 2020 Report Share Posted June 10, 2020 I've yet to witness a bald eagle drop a giant shit mid-flight. I'd imagine it's one of the most majestic experiences imaginable. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ambermonk's signature Hide all signatures On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said: To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean. On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said: you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99258-the-ignoramus-thread/#findComment-2801397 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted June 10, 2020 Report Share Posted June 10, 2020 The only tv series i have ever watched were Twin Peaks and Mad Men. Haven't listened to Ae's NTS stuff (yet). I know very little about economics and laws. I'm always behind the current "hot" stuffs and trends (and I like it). IDEM 1 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99258-the-ignoramus-thread/#findComment-2801398 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roo Posted June 10, 2020 Report Share Posted June 10, 2020 (edited) I've never felt the urge to perve on anyone (I guess I should work in abuse-prone environments) Idgaf about choice of food/clothes/shelter (I guess I'd make a good communist) I've never used Twitter/Instagram/Pinterest/Zoom/haven't used FB in 6 years/Don't care to have Netflix Ive never been anywhere near America or Europe I don't remember learning to walk or read, always been pre-memory Edited June 10, 2020 by Roo Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99258-the-ignoramus-thread/#findComment-2801438 Share on other sites More sharing options...
diatoms Posted June 10, 2020 Report Share Posted June 10, 2020 On 6/10/2020 at 1:49 AM, IDEM said: On 6/10/2020 at 1:37 AM, Tim_J said: I think the thing and the deer hunter are extremely overrated... Yes, you would ... I Remember Deer Hunter as well no The Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide diatoms's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/99258-the-ignoramus-thread/#findComment-2801440 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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