Clark - Laptop Stand (off of the CARE4LIFE Compilation Album)

deserves it's own topic because ironically, it's song of the year

I don't know how to feel about this. It's fucking out of nowhere, but funny it exists and isn't that bad, but something I don't see myself listening to again.
https://aboveboardprojects.bandcamp.com/album/care4life

I LOVE YOU AGAINST REASON, AGAINST PROMISE, AGAINST PEACE, AGAINST HOPE, AGAINST HAPPINESS, AGAINST ALL DISCOURAGEMENT THAT COULD BE.

I THINK I’D MISS YOU EVEN IF WE NEVER MET.

IF I CAN BE WITH YOU IN MY DREAMS, I WOULD SLEEP FOREVER.

YOUR SMILE IS LIKE A SUNRISE, WHICH SETS THE CLOUDS ON FIRE. BUT JUST BEING WITH YOU, IS WHAT I ALWAYS ADMIRE.

I PROMISE TO LOVE YOU EVERY MOMENT OF FOREVER.

YOU KNOW THAT PLACE BETWEEN SLEEP AND AWAKE, THAT PLACE WHERE YOU STILL REMEMBER DREAMING? THAT’S WHERE I’LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU.

IF YOU LIVE TO BE A HUNDRED, I WANT TO LIVE TO BE A HUNDRED MINUS ONE DAY, SO I NEVER HAVE TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU.

THE WHOLE WORLD STOPS WHEN I PUT MY ARMS AROUND YOU.

PEOPLE SAY THAT DISNEY WORLD IS “THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH”. OBVIOUSLY, THEY’VE NEVER BEEN IN YOUR ARMS.

I KNOW I’M BEING CHEESY, BIT IT’S TRUE – I’LL NEVER FIND ANYONE QUITE LIKE YOU.

MY HEART IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE YOURS.

ONE DAY I CAUGHT MYSELF SMILING FOR NO REASON THEN I REALIZED I WAS THINKING OF YOU.

It's not my cup of tea but whatever

lol track will never listen to it again

He really doesn't care anymore at all does he?

This is fucking hilarious. 3 cheers for Clark on a grand old fashion pisstake in the tradition of Tom's "Generation Shit".

it would be more funny if he had a bunch of great current releases that make up for it. I really would love to see some of the quality he did in the past. maybe he lost access to the studio he did the first LPs in and after a while stopped to still give a fuck but the arrangement was a lot better back then. maybe he now has a wife and kids and no time to produce tracks all day long. 

maybe he should stop making music. or at least have the decency to stop releasing it. or we should just stop wasting our time listening to his music.

what's funny is he talked about learning music theory not long ago but you really can't tell he's learnt anything (not judging from this track but other stuff he released recently)

Why?

clark is lashing out angrily at his fans, since no one has really liked much of what he's put out in the past few years. he decided to create the worst track imaginable just to spite everyone.

  On 6/17/2020 at 9:33 PM, zero said:

clark is lashing out angrily at his fans, since no one has really liked much of what he's put out in the past few years. he decided to create the worst track imaginable just to spite everyone.

This track definitely wasn't meant to be taken seriously

I thought it was funny 

kiri variations is definitely bland, but i loved branding problem and quite a bit in his self titled in 2014 and death peak in 2017, more than i did during the infamous body riddle. i can see the hype for it, has amazing complexities to it but i just don't find it as catchy as i do with some of the more minimal stuff

Guess I should have checked this thread before replying in the other thread. This certainly is deserving of a thread. 

freakin loved it, full of niche jargon with celebrated whimsy // nice to see something lighter and apolitical

  On 6/18/2020 at 11:45 AM, zkom said:

I thought it was funny