Confession thread

  On 11/22/2020 at 4:29 AM, yekker said:

Wait, so you're not the guy in your avatar? I've been fooled!

I never said I wasn’t!

takes a huge heart to feed all these massive muskles  

let’s socially distance arm wrestle over zoom

Abkmonke is a stupid

  On 11/22/2020 at 4:38 AM, ambermonke said:

Abkmonke is a stupid

This is not true nor a confession. *disqualified*

I give Amber teh participation award

I must confess I still believe (still believe).  

When I'm not with you I lose my mind.

i don't know what joe biden sounds like because i've never actually bothered watching any video clips of him

Break up a bag of uncooked ramen into chunks and then lick the pieces and stick them in the broth powder like Fun Dip.

Go on, try it.

one time i took a shit on a beach using an industrial sized roll of toilet paper i stole from a mcdonalds. tp was not very good & took up most of my backpack space. i buried it using a couple of sticks i found in the bushes nearby. skidoos were going by in the lake on the distance

  On 4/8/2021 at 2:53 AM, TubularCorporation said:

Break up a bag of uncooked ramen into chunks and then lick the pieces and stick them in the broth powder like Fun Dip.

 

Go on, try it.

We used to eat uncooked ramen in elementary school but were told to stop because supposedly it gives you worms...

  On 4/8/2021 at 6:07 AM, yekker said:

We used to eat uncooked ramen in elementary school but were told to stop because supposedly it gives you worms...

there would need to be worms in the ramen for this to happen... but honestly that wouldn't surprise me.

spent way too much on this, but after using the same pedal that came with my kit for almost 20yrs, using the dw for the last week is like having magic faeries under my foot.

  On 4/8/2021 at 6:42 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

there would need to be worms in the ramen for this to happen... but honestly that wouldn't surprise me.

Since ramen noodles are pre cooked that would in fact surprise me.

Also, uncooked ramen noodles are delicious. Salty and crunchy. Hmmm.

I finally wiped up the dustballs from my cabin floor.  Could have knit a sweater from it.

  On 4/8/2021 at 6:07 AM, yekker said:

We used to eat uncooked ramen in elementary school but were told to stop because supposedly it gives you worms...

Hahaha I always thought you could get worms from Mac n cheese mixed with ketchup because of that Kids in the Hall episode 

Came for saucy watmm gossip, found a culinary thread. Very vanilla, guys, disappooooointeeeeed

  On 4/8/2021 at 2:59 AM, Cryptowen said:

one time i took a shit on a beach using an industrial sized roll of toilet paper i stole from a mcdonalds. tp was not very good & took up most of my backpack space. i buried it using a couple of sticks i found in the bushes nearby. skidoos were going by in the lake on the distance

Sounds idyllic, to be honest.

^Yeah honestly i look back at those two summers with a great deal of fondness, and probably will when i'm old

would probably not shit on a beach today but i don't regret it

  On 4/8/2021 at 3:38 PM, Himelstein said:

Hahaha I always thought you could get worms from Mac n cheese mixed with ketchup because of that Kids in the Hall episode 

The bass player in my band in high school used to sing the song from that sketch a lot, and on the rare occasion I eat mac and cheese these days I do too.

  On 4/9/2021 at 3:24 PM, brian trageskin said:

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it's beautiful

i didn't know that foreskin could be pulled back until i was in my 20s

Since we're talking about dick stuff - when I first discovered masturbation in grade 5, I of course thought that I had unlocked one of the greatest, best kept secrets of the universe.  But I also felt like a monster, and tremendous guilt despite no Catholicism in my upbringing.  I guess in my mind I was the equivalent of a no-pants-trenchcoat-bro in the park.  Although my shame did nothing to shake my enthusiasm.

  On 4/11/2021 at 9:45 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

I guess in my mind I was the equivalent of a no-pants-trenchcoat-bro in the park.  Although my shame did nothing to shake my enthusiasm.

Yeah similar experience at around the same age. Maybe it's because people don't usually talk about the "sometimes you feel kinda tired & withdrawn after" part. To the young mind it feels as if God himself were smiting you for daring to glaze the sacral ham