Merry Covidmas-19! How unrecognizable can we make it instead of just letting go of the past?

Watmm can be as cynical as it wants about christmas being cancelled, but imagine if sitting down to piss was cancelled.  You'd all be crying in the shower, while your shadow brain attempted to scream its way out of your hideous meat prison.  

  On 12/23/2020 at 11:54 AM, kakapo said:

Watmm can be as cynical as it wants about christmas being cancelled, but imagine if sitting down to piss was cancelled.  You'd all be crying in the shower, while your shadow brain attempted to scream its way out of your hideous meat prison.  

two words mate. squat piss. both heels on the ground too.

I piss directly into my mouth and then spit it in the sink.

Merry Christmas

lol

I like to do a half squat myself, helps avoid splashing or missing the target entirely.

Christmas is cancelled

ppl around me: omg this year was terrible, i hope things go back to normal next year & there are many good mass media + chill

me externally: gurrrl u kno it, this is my only wish for 2021

me internally:

High chance of rain & thunderstorms forecast for the entire next week. Wet season Xmas. Surely old santa ain’t going to head out this year, with all the restrictions he’d break he might be looking at a gazillion dollar fine. Should be some funny parent talks with inquisitive children tomorrow.

Hello wonderful person and happy holidays to you and your loved ones! To celebrate, I wanted to share this incredible image of the world's smallest christmas tree made out of just 51 atoms rearranged using scanning tunneling miscoscope. It's only 4 nanometers tall, or 4 millionths of a millimeter. -Anton Petrov

season's greetings watm

let it snow, happy holidays!

Weirdly I’ve had one of my best years ever. But I’ll keep all that to myself.

It’s been a bit tuff for my mum, and my sister with her very young kids but the women in my family are like Trojan warriors. Everyone is safe and sound. 

I wish all of you a happy Christmas  

  On 12/24/2020 at 7:04 PM, beerwolf said:

Weirdly I’ve had one of my best years ever.

tbh yeah in a lot of ways.

2020 pros:

have managed to stay unemployed for 10 months & counting

made two albums

read more books than any year of my life

spent a lot of time outside in the summer

didn't have to partake in hardly any fake feeling social interactions

2020 cons:

gym clos

fuck me how is it christmas eve??? feels like a thursday afternoon in september

2020 pros:

- exams r easier because they're online

-travis scott burger at mcdonalds

2020 cons:

-anxiety

-depression

more pros

havent had to do laundry in three months

saving lots of time on bathing

Whole family got tested before we met, all negative. Was a relaxed xmas eve. Good wine, some traditional food, nice chit chat and next round tomorrow 

Happy Cridmis.

Still Christmas Eve here but here's an idea for something to do

  On 12/24/2020 at 10:10 PM, dingformung said:

Whole family got tested before we met, all negative. Was a relaxed xmas eve. Good wine, some traditional food, nice chit chat and next round tomorrow 

it's not even 10:30 pm yet and you guys are already finished. jfc

is being that quick a german thing?

  On 12/24/2020 at 10:29 PM, brian trageskin said:

it's not even 10:30 pm yet and you guys are already finished. jfc

is being that quick a german thing?

Dunno, I don't know many of the other Germans

Pretty efficient imo

  On 12/24/2020 at 9:22 AM, iococoi said:

 

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Well that's ominous.

wow happy holidays from the neighborhood letch

Don’t drink, but a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle is here so when in Rome....