the UNTELECTLOL thread

  On 4/29/2021 at 5:25 AM, Braintree said:

Piss

  On 4/29/2021 at 2:49 AM, diatoms said:

                                                      ok this made me laugh pretty hard, tears and all

                                                  i wasn't even going to play it but listened for 5 minutes

                                                                    why do fart noises make us craic up

Same herev and I can’t explain whyay! 

https://old.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/n1rlo2/thanks_i_hate_safari_parks/

Maybe don't watch the video at work. (YES THAT MEANS NSFW).

this thread has really gone downhill since i last visited. pretty disappointed in you all ngl

  On 4/30/2021 at 8:17 PM, brian trageskin said:

this thread has really gone downhill since i last visited. pretty disappointed in you all ngl

 

Most years, I attempt to listen to this entire ten hour video of Franzl Lang yodeling.

  On 4/30/2021 at 8:51 PM, Braintree said:

Most years, I attempt to listen to this entire ten hour video of Franzl Lang yodeling.

 

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he looks exactly like a hobbit

  On 4/30/2021 at 8:17 PM, brian trageskin said:

this thread has really gone downhill since i last visited. pretty disappointed in you all ngl

 

I don’t know this means thread smrtr or dummer

people treat shart like it's a fixed definition but really it's fluid, there is a shart spectrum

it was not a shart

  On 5/1/2021 at 2:26 AM, Cryptowen said:

it's fluid

  On 5/1/2021 at 2:05 AM, chenGOD said:

I don’t know this means thread smrtr or dummer

smumber

Also, sharting in jorts is on my bucket list (and should be added to yours if not already)

My brother is part of the construction of the new Columbus Crew stadium.  One day while on the job, he sharted pretty bad in his work jeans.  He changed, but still had to get rid of his shart clothes.  It was early on in the construction and there were no trash bins around, so he buried them around the midfield area.

I'm gonna watch the opening kickoff of the first game at the new Crew stadium knowing that my brother's sharty pants are just under the players while they're kicking off.

brilliant

  On 5/1/2021 at 1:12 PM, randomsummer said:

My brother is part of the construction of the new Columbus Crew stadium.  One day while on the job, he sharted pretty bad in his work jeans.  He changed, but still had to get rid of his shart clothes.  It was early on in the construction and there were no trash bins around, so he buried them around the midfield area.

I'm gonna watch the opening kickoff of the first game at the new Crew stadium knowing that my brother's sharty pants are just under the players while they're kicking off.

*two detectives standing in front of a taped off crime scene, watching the pants being placed into a plastic evidence bag with tongs*

A: apparently this is the sixth pair of these they've found buried under this field in the last eight weeks

B: Just think, they wouldn't have found any of them if this football stadium hadn't been converted to a competitive shovelling league

A: at first they thought the stuff they were finding in the pants was dead moles, but...far too many bones for that

B: Jesus. Just think, there could be deposits all over town like this

A: Forensics ran carbon dating on the crust. Says it's all from within the last five years. One source. You think we're dealing with a serial sharter, Crane?

B: Well, I know one thing....Fertilizer....Usually doesn't contain peanut shells & corn

*CSI Miami theme starts*

  On 5/1/2021 at 3:03 PM, Cryptowen said:

*two detectives standing in front of a taped off crime scene, watching the pants being placed into a plastic evidence bag with tongs*

A: apparently this is the sixth pair of these they've found buried under this field in the last eight weeks

B: Just think, they wouldn't have found any of them if this football stadium hadn't been converted to a competitive shovelling league

A: at first they thought the stuff they were finding in the pants was dead moles, but...far too many bones for that

B: Jesus. Just think, there could be deposits all over town like this

A: Forensics ran carbon dating on the crust. Says it's all from within the last five years. One source. You think we're dealing with a serial sharter, Crane?

B: Well, I know one thing....Fertilizer....Usually doesn't contain peanut shells & corn

*CSI Miami theme starts*

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  On 5/1/2021 at 2:05 AM, chenGOD said:

I don’t know this means thread smrtr or dummer