cringe

this is the cringe thread. 

allow yourself to be cringe for a moment, i'm not judging. 

posting here asks for a judgment in itself though

f-ing cringe thread dis

i'm expecting no less than a 3000 word poem about sexual frustration from ding.

one can not contain cringe in a thread. part of its élan is how it escapes the control of conventions, it is like the joker in this way. 

  On 7/1/2021 at 9:15 PM, brian trageskin said:

i'm expecting no less than a 3000 word poem about sexual frustration from ding.

would be surprised if he even allows himself to conform to such expectations. i'd expect him to just post nonsense stoned stuff. which is probably just the same anyways. if i can believe freud.

sexual frustration

i'm an abdomination

i am dumb

and very numb

you all know

i am not creative enough to find a rhyme to "know"

in my defense

it is an ugly word

i am a weapon of mass distraction

i am a counter-culture

i am a species on the brink

i am a paradox of being and nothingness

i am the king of the one-liners

i am dysfunctional

i am the hang-man of the human condition

i am the missing link

i am a bastard child

i am a bubble of carbon dioxide

i am a suicide-bomber

i am a two-bit protest writer

i am a social nightmare

i love my mother

my parents are cuties

and so is most of the world

i am a nitwit

i am the end of the world

i am a paranoid schizophrenic

i am a sheep

i am a bum

i am a dead man

i am a ghost

i am a good man

i am the CREATOR

i am the DESTROYER

i am the VILLAIN

i am the HERO

i am the BITCH

i am the SAVIOUR

i am the DEVIL

i am a one-armed man

i am an all-powerful megalomaniac

who can't even get laid

i am a weapon of mass distraction

i am a one man fucking army

i am a two-bit protest writer

i am a sophisticated liar

i am a spoiled brat

i am a bastard child

  On 7/1/2021 at 9:32 PM, dingformung said:

you all know

i am not creative enough to find a rhyme to "know"

in my defense

it is an ugly word

flol

thread has delivered

thank you everyone

strawberry cringe forever

Hey, I'm here now.

* closes butt cheeks *

at the mountains of cringe

#6

life is like a toilet

you flush and flush

and flush and flush

and flush and flush

but nothing ever gets clean

#7

you are the kind of person

who will get pregnant and not tell the father

and then have an abortion

and then tell the father

you are the kind of person

who will go to a family reunion

and let everyone know

you are not the family's favorite

and then attempt suicide

you are the kind of person

who will have a baby

and then give it up

and then try to adopt

you are the kind of person

who will grow old and lonely

and then die

#8

i was in the bathroom

i was in the bathroom

i was in the bathroom

i was in the bathroom

#9

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

#10

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure

i am a failure
 

  On 7/1/2021 at 9:32 PM, dingformung said:

sexual frustration

i'm an abdomination

i am dumb

and very numb

you all know

i am not creative enough to find a rhyme to "know"

in my defense

it is an ugly word

i am a weapon of mass distraction

i am a counter-culture

i am a species on the brink

i am a paradox of being and nothingness

i am the king of the one-liners

i am dysfunctional

i am the hang-man of the human condition

i am the missing link

i am a bastard child

i am a bubble of carbon dioxide

i am a suicide-bomber

i am a two-bit protest writer

i am a social nightmare

i love my mother

my parents are cuties

and so is most of the world

i am a nitwit

i am the end of the world

i am a paranoid schizophrenic

i am a sheep

i am a bum

i am a dead man

i am a ghost

i am a good man

i am the CREATOR

i am the DESTROYER

i am the VILLAIN

i am the HERO

i am the BITCH

i am the SAVIOUR

i am the DEVIL

i am a one-armed man

i am an all-powerful megalomaniac

who can't even get laid

i am a weapon of mass distraction

i am a one man fucking army

i am a two-bit protest writer

i am a sophisticated liar

i am a spoiled brat

i am a bastard child

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peak WATMM moment

did

not

read

lol

what kind of succulents are you all using around your modular for your modular synth ambient music instagram posts?

  On 7/1/2021 at 10:14 PM, ignatius said:

what kind of succubus are you all using around your modular for your modular synth satanist music instagram posts?

fixed

willy wonka and the cringe factory

Ding song is legit the worthy successor of chocolate rain  EDIT

@dingformung put it to music, you have to

no i meant sequel to this one sorry

dingye westung

close encounters of the cringe kind 

citizen cringe 

a tramway named cringe 

saving private cringe

cringe now 

full cringe jacket 

a cringe orange 

stand by cringe 

the lord of the cringe

cringe fiction

cringe peaks

i still like some of korn songs