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I know of and have experienced the most cringe. But if I tell anyone, the sudden concentration of cringe induced can be lethal. I can't take such responsibility. Sorry.

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I've been in a certain YouTube/Reddit rabbit hole outside of WATMM for nearly a year. But that's as specific as I'm getting.

Sorry. I cannot run the risk of either being or not being judged for being cring. Eat some Pringles or something. NEXT

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

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  On 7/1/2021 at 9:32 PM, dingformung said:

sexual frustration

i'm an abdomination

i am dumb

and very numb

you all know

i am not creative enough to find a rhyme to "know"

in my defense

it is an ugly word

i am a weapon of mass distraction

i am a counter-culture

i am a species on the brink

i am a paradox of being and nothingness

i am the king of the one-liners

i am dysfunctional

i am the hang-man of the human condition

i am the missing link

i am a bastard child

i am a bubble of carbon dioxide

i am a suicide-bomber

i am a two-bit protest writer

i am a social nightmare

i love my mother

my parents are cuties

and so is most of the world

i am a nitwit

i am the end of the world

i am a paranoid schizophrenic

i am a sheep

i am a bum

i am a dead man

i am a ghost

i am a good man

i am the CREATOR

i am the DESTROYER

i am the VILLAIN

i am the HERO

i am the BITCH

i am the SAVIOUR

i am the DEVIL

i am a one-armed man

i am an all-powerful megalomaniac

who can't even get laid

i am a weapon of mass distraction

i am a one man fucking army

i am a two-bit protest writer

i am a sophisticated liar

i am a spoiled brat

i am a bastard child

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I wish Salv was still around to turn this into a new rap to a mozex beat.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

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plot twist: the past 2 decades never happened, it was all just a dream inside your head. the year is actually 1999

 

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  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

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WTF is that thing

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

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Someone with a fucked up self image trying to look pretty on photoshop Instagram

Some songs I made with my fingers and electronics. In the process of making some more. Hopefully.

 

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  On 7/4/2021 at 7:32 PM, ambermonke said:

WTF is that thing

another residents of the big sad temple of cringe that is instagram vs reality

https://www.reddit.com/r/instagramvsreality/

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the only thing cringe is people who don't listen to ghost or kanye

 

  On 2/26/2015 at 9:39 AM, RupturedSouls said:

This drugs makes me feel like I'm on song!

  On 9/1/2014 at 5:50 PM, StephenG said:

I'm hardly a closed minded nun. Remember, I'm on a fucking IDM forum.... an IDM forum.. Think about that for a second before claiming people are closed minded nuns.

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  On 7/4/2021 at 5:18 AM, usagi said:

 

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usagi wins :wtf:

GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet
HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
im going to the cemetery to touch skulls

[planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]]

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  On 7/4/2021 at 9:17 PM, luke viia said:

usagi wins :wtf:

honestly, it's a mea culpa more than anything. that CD was the soundtrack to my teenage transition to Australia from the Middle East. picard.png × 10

edit: another track/album that was a big part of that time for me was this, which isn't half as cringe and which I can still bang out

 

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  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

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  On 7/1/2021 at 10:17 PM, thefxbip said:

Ding song is legit the worthy successor of chocolate rain  EDIT

 

@dingformung put it to music, you have to

no i meant sequel to this one sorry

 

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ehat genre is thid

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The other day I bought some candy and I asked a lady if she wants to try my candy (?) but she was very uninterested and made this face: ?

It made me feel like the idiot that I am, and it was the only way I should feel. The fact that this irrelevant interaction stuck to my mind and made me reflect is pathetic. I should erase myself and stop bothering people.

You know what, I'm sick of being the guy who feels bad for harassing people. I'm sick of being the guy who makes other people feel bad or uncomfortable. I don't want to be that person anymore because I have an influence on others and it's time to use it wisely.

Another time I walked to a prostitute and asked her how much and it was 60€ for 30min and we went to a filthy hotel where she sucked my dick but she kept talking in between and this was really annoying (she had nice nipples though and they got hard when I touched them for some reason?) and then the time was over and I didn't even cum. Then I pretended to get more money with her and kept asking her stupid questions to annoy her and when we got to the ATM I said, oh no this one is broken, let's go to the other one and as we walked I kept annoying her in various ways, mostly by talking nonsense and when we got to the second ATM I said, oops I forgot my credit card in the train station locker, so we went to the train station and I kept talking to her, she was kinda sweet, well, when we got to the locker I said oops, I lost my keys, and then she said fuck you look again, and I said, no I lost them, you help me search them? She said no fuck you, then I said, oh I found my credit card, lets go to an ATM and when we got to the ATM I said, oh I think this one is broken too, then she yelled at me and walked away, but at least I got my 30min back. I'm pathetic

I apologized to that girl as she walked away, it wasn't right what I did. Maybe she's a decent girl after all and she seemed sweet and at one point she even offered me her phone number but instead of taking it I offered her mine but she didn't want it, even though I offered her protection. I think she didn't really love me after all

Anyway, I went to grab a beer and met a very friendly woman, she looked a bit like she was drugged (but I'm not sure, I think drugs are a skam and just a way for me to see examples of how humans can behave and feel, basically a reflection of my own soul in different states of being, not sure how to express it right now), and we had a little walk together and she was really relaxed and friendly and we got along very well. we looked at the moon and talked about various ways. it wasn't so important about what exactly we spoke (I didn't understand everything anyway because she had a strong bulgarian accent), it was more about the way we connected on the soul level. We found some vodka and cardboard boxes that could serve us as a seat and put them in front of one of these things that blow warm air out to sit down and relax a bit, but them some other guy came and kept talking and talking and then they started arguing and we all separated because it annoyed me a lot. I kinda miss her, she seemed like a really nice person and her relaxed ways made me relaxed, too, she was like social heroin to me and made me feel less alone and I think she liked me too

So I found bad sex and good friendship, both of them were painfully short-lived, evanescent and impersistent. Did it give me life experience? Did I grow as  a human being? I think not, I'm still a dishonest coward with no respect for myself or others. I deserve all the misery I receive, and more

so overall it was a good day!

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