Come on you clunts lets sayings

“Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.”

- some wise fuck

Btw, I stepped in pigeon shit again today. Shame on me.

edit1: fuck the original your favourite sayings thread. Mashup your favourite sayings

edit2: fuck the revised mashup your favourite sayings thread. Post cool sayings and their origins  

edit3: sayings 

aphex twin, for the win

what is a "saying", really? is it just to say something? am I saying something right now? am I saying a saying? at what point does saying something stop being just something that has been said and become a "saying"?

  On 7/15/2021 at 12:29 PM, usagi said:

what is a "saying", really? is it just to say something? am I saying something right now? am I saying a saying? at what point does saying something stop being just something that has been said and become a "saying"?

This one wins!

*says some shit*

say sayings pls 

"man gets used to everything, the scoundrel"

- Dostoyevsky

"If it fits, i schwitz"

- Paul Atreides

"trust but verify"

- anon., also of Russian origin. also sounds much better in Russian cos it rhymes.

it is what it is 

we’ll see what happens 

we’re looking at it

frankly, we did win 

“Don’t bother Ken, I’ll do it myself!”

- Deidre Barlow

  On 7/15/2021 at 12:55 PM, Rubin Farr said:

it is what it is 

we’ll see what happens 

we’re looking at it

frankly, we did win 

I do really like “it is what it is” it’s very under appreciated. 

  On 7/15/2021 at 1:02 PM, Plum said:

“Don’t bother Ken, I’ll do it myself!”

- Deidre Barlow

I do really like “it is what it is” it’s very under appreciated. 

Q: C'mon God, what were you thinking when you designed the human penis? I mean, look at it!

God: Well, it is what it is.

Quite good

  On 7/15/2021 at 12:53 PM, usagi said:

"trust but verify"

 

aguacate maduro peo seguro 

There's no shame in not showing up if you're not invited.

It’s coming home.

If it looks like a dick. Smells like a dick. Tastes like a dick. It’s probably a dick. Probably. 

I hate to see you go, but I do love watching you leave.

"Might be a dildo that's been rubbed on a dick a lot so it's become covered in ballsweat and cum"

Pliny the Elder

WATMM is as WATMM does.

(So much so, that it smells and tastes like a dick.)

If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything 

All my in-laws are outlaws

"Blud r u dum? R u gettin rude to man?"