Come on you clunts lets sayings

"watch the ride, prik face"

- Aeschylus

I like sayings that have animals in, but are actually about people.

  On 7/15/2021 at 4:33 PM, kakapo said:

I like sayings that have animals in, but are actually about people.

Can you give us an example?

You can lead a horse to water, but flog it to death if it kicks a bird in the bush?

I do it for the rush, the adaptation, and the general backwardness of the act.

  On 7/15/2021 at 6:59 PM, Plum said:

Can you give us an example?

We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.

Well I guess that’s this thread torpedoed then

Don't sell the burnt child before it's shot the bear.

  On 7/15/2021 at 8:19 PM, Plum said:

Well I guess that’s this thread torpedoed then

Oh, I didn't notice that the topic was modified from proverbs to malaphors - damn the torpedoes.

"If you can't take the heat, please go to the kitchen"

- producer Hell's Kitchen

  On 7/15/2021 at 6:59 PM, Plum said:

Can you give us an example?

Don't eat poison frogs.

  On 7/15/2021 at 8:42 PM, kakapo said:

Don't eat poison frogs.

So, you’re saying don’t eat poisonous people? Very wise. 

  On 7/15/2021 at 8:49 PM, Plum said:

So, you’re saying don’t eat poisonous people? Very wise. 

Don't play the idiot, you know exactly what it means.

raver gravy street cred

wax lune oesters

cackle attack

bite the wax tadpole

start as you mean to go on the romance tip

cow girls taking it in

bite the nip

next chair shove

“how do i get out of this chickenshit outfit”

- private hudson 

yeah nah you're* right

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  On 7/15/2021 at 9:07 PM, kakapo said:

Don't play the idiot, you know exactly what it means.

I only play the idiot. You on the other hand have made it a full-time life choice.

*tosses hair and snaps in a sassy manner*

  On 7/16/2021 at 2:47 AM, yekker said:

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See Yek gets it. 

never put a horse .gif in your mouth

  On 7/16/2021 at 2:09 AM, xox said:

“how do i get out of this chickenshit outfit”

- private hudson 

RIP Hudson, he had some of the best lines.

Yesterday I learnt where the phrase "knuckling down" comes from.  Its when your playing marbles and you rest your knuckles spread out on the floor to give yourself a steady hand for flicking the marble.

Tru phax

"Read The Rules!"

- Everyone from watmm.com 

  On 7/16/2021 at 2:09 AM, xox said:

“how do i get out of this chickenshit outfit”

- private hudson 

Secure that shit, Hudson.

- Sgt. Apone

TimTam slam 

  On 7/16/2021 at 12:28 PM, cichlisuite said:

Secure that shit, Hudson.

- Sgt. Apone

“assholes and elbows!”

- sgt. apone

"That's not white chocolate."

- Gandalf