170871 50

All the same shit you can buy on eBay and elsewhere, prolly in better condition and cheaper in most cases. Yes this is a joke and they should be ashamed.

Yeah I thought this might be actual retail prices for a few lucky people, somehow involving a lost Warp stash so I can get my umbrella back that got stolen..... rip

I like the Cornish Acid baseball cap.

But otherwise, LOL they sold everything already.  If I had that Cornish Acid baseball cap, I would doff it 

That feeling when all the new "exciting" involving your favorite artist is literally everything else than actual music.

Oh well, happy 50 anyway.

…actually it was a sarcastic comment 

(obviously)

yowzers

uhh, is there a stream dl somewhere?

Lol.

 I would be to afraid to get something second hand from an aphex fan, probably used it as a cum rag.

Lol al the clothes are XL.

  On 8/28/2021 at 12:10 AM, Wunderbar said:

 I would be to afraid to get something second hand from an aphex fan, probably used it as a cum rag.

bet those windowlicker era mags have some pages stuck together, random weird splotchy marks 

I like how they took the concept of vintage stores and squeezed all the authenticity out of it and got rid of any possible excitement of perhaps finding something unusual or an item that you'd been looking for for ages and finally just stumble upon and turned it into a Progressive Vintage Lifestyle Concept via an Online Platform and Experiential London Store Space.    

capitalism aside, did anyone check out their NTS set at least? any good?

Well, it worked. The Cornish Acid hat just went live and I copped one fast as I could.

  On 8/28/2021 at 7:15 PM, DucksOpinion said:

Well, it worked. The Cornish Acid hat just went live and I copped one fast as I could.

I'm not as prone to envy and merch fever these days but this one got me. It's the closest thing to capture Richard's true pisstaking spirit imo. There is a crossover Mac DeMarco appeal to it as well...another pisstaker for sure. 

  On 8/28/2021 at 8:14 AM, realthanks said:

capitalism aside, did anyone check out their NTS set at least? any good?

say wah? what set?

  On 8/31/2021 at 7:12 AM, tbf said:

say wah? what set?

this one, fren

  On 8/26/2021 at 7:55 PM, Krem said:

https://unifiedgoods.com/search?q=aphex&type=product 

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I wonder how much Come to Viddy, and the Windowlicker VHS single sell for?

  On 8/27/2021 at 6:59 PM, IDEM said:

Trying to complete my "Donkey Rhubarb" teddy bear collection.

                                                                                           "Richard D. James" The new album from Aphex Twin.   Out Now

                                                                                                                                                           Win an Aphex Twin Teddy

                               Simply fill in the speech bubble with what you think Aphex Twin is saying and you will be entered

                                                   into a competition to win one of the 7 ft tall Bear costumes seen in action at 'Big Love'

                              Tie-break question. Complete the following lyric from 'To Cure a Weakling Child' from the album

                                                        "My Feet, My Arms and My Ears... __________________________________________________"

                    Cut out and send to Aphex Twin Competition, Warp Records Limited, P.O. Box 474 Sheffield S1 2BW

                                                                                                           Entries must be received before December 14th 1996.

                                                                   Please tick this box if you do not want to receive Aphex Twin information |_|

  On 9/1/2021 at 10:24 AM, diatoms said:

                              

 

                                                                                           "Richard D. James" The new album from Aphex Twin.   Out Now

                                                                                                                                                           Win an Aphex Twin Teddy

                               Simply fill in the speech bubble with what you think Aphex Twin is saying and you will be entered

                                                   into a competition to win one of the 7 ft tall Bear costumes seen in action at 'Big Love'

                              Tie-break question. Complete the following lyric from 'To Cure a Weakling Child' from the album

                                                        "My Feet, My Arms and My Ears... __________________________________________________"

                    Cut out and send to Aphex Twin Competition, Warp Records Limited, P.O. Box 474 Sheffield S1 2BW

                                                                                                           Entries must be received before December 14th 1996.

                                                                   Please tick this box if you do not want to receive Aphex Twin information |_|

 

                              

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So did you win?

  On 9/1/2021 at 11:09 AM, IDEM said:

So did you win?

                                                             yeah i did but they only had the yellow one to offer and i really wanted the chartreuse

                                                                                                                             so i passed

                                                                                     i didn't want a 7 ft tall yellow aphex teddy standing in the corner

                                                                                             even if it was the orange one i might've said ok

  On 9/1/2021 at 11:48 AM, diatoms said:

                                                                          

                                                             yeah i did but they only had the yellow one to offer and i really wanted the chartreuse

                                                                                                                             so i passed

                                                                                     i didn't want a 7 ft tall yellow aphex teddy standing in the corner

                                                                                             even if it was the orange one i might've said ok

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You're a man of high standards