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my cat has learned that if he just beats the shit out of my face in the morning ill get up and feed him usually. so he's gotten like braver and earlier every day this week with the face punches...today it was before fucking 8am..thats just not cool. he didnt get fed until normal time this morning, fuck him dude.

 

my ex gf deleted all my pics of Eno that were online on her pic sight. i was like daamnnn girl why you gotta be deletin my kitty pics n shit

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  Sleep Ophelia said:
Kokopeli has a ton of them, but the one that comes to mind is that every night he'll sleep with us on the bed and, at some point about 3 or 4 am, I'll wake up to find him stretched out horizontally across the bed, having somehow pushed my legs into a little corner. How does a 13 pound cat do something like that?

Sometimes my cat sleeps in the bed with me. I think the thing with the cat taking up the whole bed is that even while I'm sleeping I'm careful not to roll over and crush the little bastard. So if I'm laying on my side and he moves/stretches closer to me, and I try to lay on my back again, I have to move so I don't squash him. And then it just gets ridiculous and I toss him off when I'm halfway falling off the bed.

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my cat was a smart little guy.

 

he learned that the buttons on the scanner/printer would make noise when pushed. when he wanted to be fed, he wouldnt poke me, hed go over to the printer and step all over it, hitting the buttons, so it would beep, and sometimes shoot out paper.

 

being awoken at 4 am by these noises is not cool.

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  Sleep Ophelia said:
My cat gets under the bed and walks around upside down, tearing up our box spring with his claws until someone gets up to pay attention to him.

my big cat sometimes pulls himself upside down along the bottom of the couch, its so weird

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  Hans Gruber said:
Almost forgot this classic:

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:lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

ॐ आः हूँ वज्र गुरु पद्म सिद्धि हूँ

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my cat is aces.

 

she's eighteen and grumpy as hell.

 

some cunt removed her front claws when she was a kitten, so she gets a bit intimidated by other cats.

 

these days she mostly sleeps and eats.

 

she can still catch and eat moths though.

 

top cat.

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  BeatJunky said:
Cat Scan

 

I seem to remember people getting upset about the Cat Scan contest that was held online several years back. Back then I thought it sounded funny, but I didn't care for cats much then.

 

I still think it's kind of funny, as long as the cats weren't harmed. I don't know if scanning hurts their eyes or anything.

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  Sleep Ophelia said:
I still think it's kind of funny, as long as the cats weren't harmed. I don't know if scanning hurts their eyes or anything.

 

it doesn't if you take their eyes out first.

 

:o

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  pylonbitch said:
  Sleep Ophelia said:

 

 

I still think it's kind of funny, as long as the cats weren't harmed. I don't know if scanning hurts their eyes or anything.

 

it doesn't if you take their eyes out first.

 

:o

 

You're banned from the cat appreciation thread.

 

Now clean out your desk. I'll have security escort you out.

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