A Visit to Richard?

we all know/heard that he lives in a converted bank in London nearby the Ministry of Sound club,right?

if so,then could anyone just go there and knock on his door?

it'd be bloody great if he answered.

have we got anyone here from London who could pull it off?

why would you honestly want to do that?

just think about it.... why??

Mr. Theo is right. What the fuck would be the point ?

you should just send him an email that he could do a WATMM party at his house...some fun..or some muzak making...and then you could post pics and mp3s for rest of us living far away to come...

Plus the fact he is in Scotland at the moment and has a baby!

Yeah, he lives in Scotland. He might have a few houses though. How the fuck did he get so wealthy?

  marf said:

Yeah, he lives in Scotland. He might have a few houses though. How the fuck did he get so wealthy?

his adoring fans?

you take a guess.

i think occasional commercial work is where the wealth would come from

didn't he get a few hundred thousand from just a pirelli ad?

then there's a track on that sofia coppola movie

he makes and sells live babies too

that baby of his?

a demo

Anyone have any idea how many units of each release he's sold, or where one could find info on that sort of thing? I can never find any sites with stats on record sales for artists that aren't platinum sellers. I assume Aphex Twin sells a lot, but i couldn't give even a ballpark estimation of how much. I'm curious about these stats for most of the artists I listen to, which albums were their highest grossing, etc. I've googled stuff like that before with no luck.

awful, awful thread

brilliant thread - hello richard.

ok im coming..

ill bring some cookies and shampoo..

  Milkman said:

ok im cuming..

ill bring some cookies and shampoo..

I think that's why he moved from the bank... he'd had one too many encounters with "fans" around there...

Hell, I want to move just because the neighbour's kids annoy me!

  Joyrex said:

I think that's why he moved from the bank... he'd had one too many encounters with "fans" around there...

 

Hell, I want to move just because the neighbour's kids annoy me!

Could you imagine living next door to the Ministry of sound!?! I'd bloody move as well....

Yeah, but he had loads of fun dropping water balloons on the queue as they waited outside!

just don't tell him you think his music is 'ok'.

*rimshot*

  amni said:

Plus the fact he is in Scotland at the moment and has a baby!

didn't he name his kid "Blanket" ?

  Velazquez said:

  amni said:

Plus the fact he is in Scotland at the moment and has a baby!

didn't he name his kid "Blanket" ?

Cock/Ver 11

  SamWhite! said:

  Velazquez said:

  amni said:

Plus the fact he is in Scotland at the moment and has a baby!

didn't he name his kid "Blanket" ?

 

Cock/Ver 11

Little Lord Faulteroy James IV

Apheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex!!!

  Aphex_Squarepusher_Twin said:

Apheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex!!!

yes. with precisely... uh, that many e's.

anyways, i kind of hope he does leave his current location a mystery, because i like cracking jokes about the bank vault.

Funny idea, I'd knock on his door and say something completly retarded probably.

i'd try to cut some sort of deal like, as long as i keep him totally baked, i can play with his studio

fuck you all. dress up as a policeman and tell him is mother's dead. invite yourself in and comfort him. go to the toilet - take some photos. show him two tickets to see macbeth. befriend him whilst he's VUNERABLE. stroke his hair. tell him you've always admired his work and he's beautiful. post about it here.