Puscifer - V is for Vagina

maynard james keenan goodness featuring "cuntry boner" ... cant wait for this oh yes indeed

i know i can

:(

i'm in.

yay essines!!!

I'm gonna lick it!

  Fred McGriff said:

maynard james keenan goodness featuring "cuntry boner" ... cant wait for this oh yes indeed

waiit hes gonna include "Country Boner?" I LOVE THAT SONG!

I fucked Dolly Parton, I fucked Loretta Lynn, I fucked Barbara Mandrell, and I fucked all of her kin!

Big fan of Maynard, but so far Puscifer has seemed a bit too slimey for my tastes...maybe I'll catch on.

I reckon I'll buy this one.

from MJK:

first and foremost, if you don't like what you're hearing from this project so far, don't lie about it out of respect.

if you're compelled to support it in spite of what you've heard and not appreciated, then support it because you believe in the precedent of independence i'm attempting to set.

promise me that much and then we can proceed from here.

this project for me is one part fun, one part learning experience. trying to go it alone, without a label to convolute my efforts is very terrifying, chaotic, and challenging. but all in a very positive way. many many dark corners and unknowns. it’s liberating but still pretty damn scary. this is a very very expensive education. i could very easily lose my ass on this whole thing. but it’s sort of ok. i can afford a new ass.

anyway…

lot’s of controversy flying about regarding downloading. time to throw my 2 cents in. downloading wont effect me TOO much. but it will affect those bands right on the edge. bands who could use the hundred bucks to make it to the next town to play a show (gas and food aren’t free. go figure) . or could use some cash to record a new record.( imagine that. it actually takes money to record a record.) i can afford to pay for the recording of my record. i’m one of the lucky ones. (thanks to nirvana and the label feeding frenzy, i won the early 90’s grunge lottery.) but those days are history. in order for young bands to survive nowadays, they need to get paid for their efforts. touring costs money. recording costs money. unless you’re ok with bands recording their songs on their Palm Treo. personally i went the extra mile and tried to incorporate that ancient and illusive medium known as “analog tape.” because, and i can hear the yawns welling up as i type… because it sounds better. the machines are expensive and a pain in the ass to maintain but they’re worth it. that is unless people are just gonna steal your efforts. then it’s a big fat FUCK NO, IT”S NOT WORTH IT. so don’t be douche bags. support the process.

devils advocate… it feels like the digital landscape has widened peoples appreciation of new music. it’s placed alternative forms of music in front of those who may not have been exposed otherwise. it feels like people are more excited about music than they have been in a long time. but for fuck sake… pay the man for his song and dance. otherwise the only people who can afford to record quality music are the cookie cutter boy bands with their corporate sponsors and media machines.(Dick In Box Excluded, of course) please do your best to support bands like Autolux, the Burning Brides, Isis, etc… they need you. i need you, but they need you more. having said that…

i’m doing this pretty much on my own. no label support aside from the distributor. it’s a HUGE learning curve. but if i can navigate it, i will be able to share what i’ve learned. i can make it easier for other bands that are trying to do it on their own. make it possible for us all to survive in our little microcosms rather than fall victim to the seductive song of the sirens… the expensive and impersonal macrocosm of the major label dog and pony show.

once again, thank you for your efforts.

m j keenan

professional dumbass

*gets a job*

great title.

the chessgame was a total lol

  ieafs said:

i have absolutely no interest in this, but the video for that song is ONE OF THE WEIRDEST/STUPIDEST THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN ON TV... some sort of mid 90s cross of lawnmower man, beekman's world and that residents 'animal lover' album cover.

 

it's the dancing... the youtube link doesn't quite have the same effect as seeing half-asleep on tv at 1 in the morning though.

 

Hehe, oh man that song is soooo ridiculous. I'm still going to preview the CD in store tomorrow and buy it if I like much of the rest of it. I've heard other Puscifer songs that I thought were pretty sweet. I just don't know what the hell they were thinking on this one.

that track on the video sounds interesting. might need to check this out.

edit: quote loungey at quick first listen.

Maybard's girlfriend's are hot!

so is his chess dancing!

that is the worst cgi since Dire Straits............

but I enjoy its early 90's, Nightflight, I'm Maynard and I am crazy feel........

the rev 22:20 and the undertaker remix from the underworld soundtrack are both awesome tunes.

I like the album........

it is made for strippers....

also the people who like funny......

heard a single from this today, "Queen B" and it was way tolerable!!!

propers to them for doing something different.

HA just watched that Queen B video there. this is so Primus. prettu sure i'll end up getting this one, just because of how great and oddball it is.

this sounds terrible! no lolz to be had!

too bad Cuntry Boner and World Up My Ass arent on this album

  triachus said:

too bad Cuntry Boner and World Up My Ass arent on this album

the versions of undertaker and rev 22:20 are different, only heard em once but this far i like the other two better.

ok well rev 22:20 is good both ways, but the original is so much angrier.

fucking great album though.

goddammit, some of this shit is unbelievably retarded. he doesnt really sing on any of these tracks. the only two tracks worth remembering are queen b and track 4, change is coming or something like that, the one where he thinks he's leonard cohen. some of this is so silly, over the top goth vampire voice shit. shut the fuck up maynard. jesus. this guy sometimes! shut the fuck up about the indigo children already.

this album has a few nice songs, but theres no reason, cuntry boner + dont shoot the messenger ep (alt remixes of rev, trekka and undertaker) coudnt have been included. maynards voice sounds very good, but i have given it a listen more than once and even then i wasnt paying much attention.