happy birthday essines!

Happy birthday, you Canadian bastard!

I've always wanted to start a fight with you; I don't know why.

I think I'm just jealous of your hair, and anybody who digs on CVJ and Freescha can't be all bad.

havefun

Live it up Essines

ESSINES

ALL OF YOUR BIRTHDAY ARE BELONG TO US.

Happy birthday to one of my favorite watmmites! Here's to hoping for another miracle on ice in 2006 for my dilapidated US team.

happy biffday essenite.

lets hear it for the hair

to the tune of denise williams

happy birthday hairdoo!

It's Amanda Peet's birthday aswell... she's hot

Happy Birthday you fucking canuck.

So, like, do we get to bukakke him now, then?

PS - Happy Bidet

yo essi fo' shizzle my sweet African Americanh nizzle dizzle in the house yo!

happy birthday! 60 years from now dude!

cheers and let's drink a canadian pint!

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THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION

worst birthday speech ever

ok, i am 18. i live in british columbia where the 'legal' drinking age is 19. obviously that doesn't mean shit. but a little over 2 hours away ('close', in canadian terms) is alberta, and a semi-large city called grande prarie. in alberta, and therefore grande prarie, the legal drinking age is 18. so i am going to go there this weekend, by my self, and get drunk somewhere. haha no, but anyway that's the story.

regardless, thank all of you dudes for remembering, i feel touched and respected and hated all at the same time.

WATMM, YOU MA DAWG

birthdat~!

oh... uhm... happy uhmm birthday.

happy birthday mr essines

hey man just wanted to wish you a happy belated birthday !

BEGIN DOCKING PREOCESS IN 5 4 3 2 1 HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAY!

my dick is actually so hard right now, i'm on one of those "let's be horny for 2 weeks straight for no reason" type deals. i jacked off twice at work today

happy birthday to me!

thanks guys, i love you all!! i feel really special that y'all remembered!

happy birthday to you essines

  william s. braintree said:

Happy Birthday you fucking canuck.

yes yes happy birthday