i openly stink of booze in the workplace

when i used to have a job i would rink basically whenever i wanted. and if i didn't want to go to work i could just not show, or call in sick and it'd be fine. if i needed to go (for the money) then i could show up still half drunk, nap in our shitty little break shack for an hour, puke and get to work. was basically the best job ever.

I fucking hate the counting crows.

I was loving it at the time though.... singing along....

"MistER JOnesss annnd ME..."

note the words *used to have a job*.

i've vomited on numerous occasions in the toilet at work. just throwing that out there.

this thread is making me want to drink heavily this evening....

I always go in to work sober

although I did smoke a bowl before work once

I don't think anyone noticed

  margaret thatcher said:

note the words *used to have a job*.

 

i've vomited on numerous occasions in the toilet at work. just throwing that out there.

if work was any good, the rich would do it.

  essines said:

i quit because i am in labor.

fixt

ive come in horribly hungover reeking of beer at a sales office before...luckily i can sleep with my eyes open....and i would put the phone on hold every 5 minutes or so, never got caught.

i'm twateed right now - i'm gonna march into that meeting tomorrow and slap my hand on the middle of the table and say "LISTEN YOU FUCKS - STOP SKIRTING ROUND THE ISSUE AND GET TO THE POINT!"

  BCM said:

ast thing I remember was sitting in my chair in my room, completely naked with my headphones on blasting out Mr Jones by The Counting Crows.

LOL!

i quit drinking sunday

i'll see how long that lasts

yeah i haven't gotten right piled in about a week or so so i gotta fix that.

oh jesus i drank so much rum last night. all i can smell this morning is rum. please help me not throw up. oh god i'm gonna throw up.

are you a pirate

what is this racist bullshit

he's bi curious,

it is the internet

  zelah said:

  Mirezzi said:

Fred, I'm concerned about your drinking, too. Specifically, I've always wondered what it's like to play video games with a nice buzz and I'd like to hear your thoughts on the matter. Is it more funner? Also, I'm curious about Halo 3. What's that game like? Do you just hobknob with a bunch of 13 year-old Koreans or something or is it actually fun? That game probably depends on having a community and most gaming communities are hideous.

i don't think 13 year old koreans play halo 3.

#1 360 is doing awful in asia

#2 it is not an RTS, free MMO, or gunbound

...and the characters aren't nearly gay enough for them to like it.

  essines said:

yeah i haven't gotten right piled in about a week or so so i gotta fix that.

this is me of late.

  EDGEY said:

...and the characters aren't nearly gay enough for them to like it.

what

the character is called master chef and he shoots eggs

cmon how is that not gay enough

i need to get out of this fucking bed, it stinks of rum. but i'm too fucking hungover to get out of bed. but i wants eggs.

kind of rum you drinking fred?

zaya

so do you stay up later and drink more now you dont have to go to the office any longer?

i'm in bed by 10:30 and up at 6:30am everyday. plus i don't drink. think sf is turning me gay