lol i threw my xbox controller out the window

I remember my brother crying when he could not beat a boss. Plus, he turned off the console when I pwned him in fighting games, lol.

  abracadabra said:

Call of Duty 4, homie.

true dat

i remember when i was a kid, i bought 2 sega turbo controllers with some birthday money (they were like 25 a piece back in da day). My brother broke both of them the next day trying to play Flashback. Never payed me back either.

i took a shit in my stomach after losing with 2 pair to trips on the river 4 times this evening during a home game.

  ten fingers ten toes said:

I used to get so pissed at MK2 when I was kid. Omfg Kintaro cheats like a motherfucker I Swear to god you can't knock Mileena out of that move that way it's not possible ahh fuck you SNES FUCK YOU SNES ALAWKJBAWEJRSAE KJNE RWEKJR".

 

Then I turned 15 though so you know.

incidentally, i would've whooped your monkey ass at mortal kombat 2, i mean, just given the fact you played on the SNES says it all... the sega 6-button version was vastly superior, much like myself =P

I played in the arcade mostly son. You cannot beat the ultimate Scorpion combo:

airthrow -> teleport punch -> airthrow -> spear -> uppercut/roundhouse. 80% damage in one combo.

i love you Fred, you should have your own subforum

Only thing that made me mad enough to throw a controller was the Ocean Speedway skillpoint on Spyro 2. It was still not broken for about 2 years, though.

fred,

i think you should quit videogames.

your brain thinks they're real. and that only leads to trouble.

Hillary was right!

  Dragon said:

Only thing that made me mad enough to throw a controller was the Ocean Speedway skillpoint on Spyro 2. It was still not broken for about 2 years, though.

I completed this game at 100%. :angry:

hey fred you're douchebag

What kind of houses are you guys living in where a plastic controller can break through a window? And you can make a hole in the wall by punching it?

those xbox controllers are heavy and i imagine fred is living in some sort of 100 year old victorian style shithole in connecticut or wherever he lives so the old and cold glass just gives way.

  vasio said:

What kind of houses are you guys living in where a plastic controller can break through a window? And you can make a hole in the wall by punching it?

My friend made a hole in another friend of mine's wall with a towel, LOL!

  vasio said:

What kind of houses are you guys living in where a plastic controller can break through a window? And you can make a hole in the wall by punching it?

not a jail cell?

  Franklin said:

  vasio said:

What kind of houses are you guys living in where a plastic controller can break through a window? And you can make a hole in the wall by punching it?

 

not a jail cell?

Reminds me of the part in the Simpsons when Homer walks through paperwalls in Japan, lol.

I threw my controller at the wall and kicked the TV pretty fucking hard the other day.

All French players are cheating scumbags.

my sister used to hit me when i beat her at goldeneye64 or mariokart64.

i used to get so pissed at my friend noah for kicking my ass as dhalsim in street fighter ii

Alien vs Predator for the SNES. I remember playing that bitch for like 5 or 6 hours and finally got to the end boss and just had my ass handed to me, it was christmas time and my flying controller connected with the christmas tree and broke nearly half the ornaments when it fell over. I think i was 8.

not that you care, but this happened with me with w0w. i'd had enough, i broke my keyboard in half (held it with both hands and stomped it), and chucked my mouse into the next room. fucking homo game.

but yeah, fuck video games.

even though i just bought an 8800gt and bioshock

  david said:

this would be the next step

 

x-xbox lol

  Joyrex said:

Anyone who gets visibly upset for more than 10-15 seconds over a videogame needs to grow up.

you are absolutely right... BUT, you're missing the point.

it's those 10-15 seconds you have to watch out for. any longer than that and you might, you know... think about it??

plus it only takes a second of rage to throw a controller out the window.

yes, that's what i mean...

  essines said:

my sister used to hit me when i beat her at goldeneye64 or mariokart64.

those were proper multiplayer games.

perfect dark too, rareware were genius back in the day.

mad fucking n64 multiplayer shiznit would make you kill your own gran.

me and old best mate from round the corner once ganged up on this shit on wcw vs. nwa - he couldnt do jack shit on his controller for 5 mins as we pummeled his face virtually. ended up with him throwing the controller at the tv and running out of the house crying. was made to apologise for his behaviour by the parentals, lol!