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three stitches in the hand, six in the face, and an exciting day in A+E for me:

What the hell happened?!

i fainted this morning and landed face-first on a dinner plate. while i was in hospital they discovered that i might have a serious-ish heart defect (probably unrelated to the fainting) so there are a few echo-cardiograms in my near future. they only reluctantly discharged me today. it's been a tough day.

That sucks dude. Maybe you'll get a cool scar out of it.

Harrison Ford that shit.

  On 1/27/2011 at 7:27 PM, mafted said:

  On 1/27/2011 at 12:11 PM, essines said:

that was a huge lie, i love metal, i'm just not that immature.

 

how can you even take it slightly seriously after looking at that? ayayayeeeee. i mean, if it were about the music, they wouldn't need to dress like satanic clowns.

well if you just listened to the music having never seen a picture of the band then the satanic clown effect would be non existant. the music is perfectly fine without the image.

and godspeed iain, that sounds like a shitty day.

sounds like a good dose of life today Iain C. heart defects are the secret to awesomeness, btw, beat of a different drummer and all that

hope you find an appropriately hip soundtrack for this mood

  On 1/27/2011 at 10:48 PM, Iain C said:

i fainted this morning and landed face-first on a dinner plate. while i was in hospital they discovered that i might have a serious-ish heart defect (probably unrelated to the fainting) so there are a few echo-cardiograms in my near future. they only reluctantly discharged me today. it's been a tough day.

All that from a dinner plate? Fuck man, thats rough.

Dinner plates are fucking assholes, tbqh.

Really sorry to hear, Iain C, and I hope you and your IDM heart are ok.

was the dinner plate ok?

  On 1/28/2011 at 6:55 PM, chassis said:

  On 1/27/2011 at 10:48 PM, Iain C said:

i fainted this morning and landed face-first on a dinner plate. while i was in hospital they discovered that i might have a serious-ish heart defect (probably unrelated to the fainting) so there are a few echo-cardiograms in my near future. they only reluctantly discharged me today. it's been a tough day.

 

All that from a dinner plate? Fuck man, thats rough.

the doctors couldn't quite believe it either, some of the cuts are incredibly deep and more like wounds from glass. luckily though because it's ceramic it didn't splinter too badly so there are no shards in my head. On the other hand, if it'd been an inch to the right I probably would have lost an eye.

fucking plates.

  On 1/28/2011 at 8:04 PM, Plum said:

was the dinner plate ok?

the plate was actually one of my favourite plates. it was a large oval plate, an eggshell blue background painted with a picture of some grouse. an ex-housemate found it in a charity shop and it was really beautiful. i loved eating my dinner off the grouse. those days are over.

That last post was wrong thread, obviously.

  On 1/28/2011 at 8:06 PM, Iain C said:

  On 1/28/2011 at 6:55 PM, chassis said:

  On 1/27/2011 at 10:48 PM, Iain C said:

i fainted this morning and landed face-first on a dinner plate. while i was in hospital they discovered that i might have a serious-ish heart defect (probably unrelated to the fainting) so there are a few echo-cardiograms in my near future. they only reluctantly discharged me today. it's been a tough day.

 

All that from a dinner plate? Fuck man, thats rough.

 

the doctors couldn't quite believe it either, some of the cuts are incredibly deep and more like wounds from glass. luckily though because it's ceramic it didn't splinter too badly so there are no shards in my head. On the other hand, if it'd been an inch to the right I probably would have lost an eye.

 

fucking plates.

Yeah the cuts seem pretty spread out too. Fucking mental. At least you didnt lose an eye

too late to edit my post, but here's a picture of a bloodied plate shard.

  On 1/28/2011 at 8:09 PM, Iain C said:

  On 1/28/2011 at 8:04 PM, Plum said:

was the dinner plate ok?

 

the plate was actually one of my favourite plates. it was a large oval plate, an eggshell blue background painted with a picture of some grouse. an ex-housemate found it in a charity shop and it was really beautiful. i loved eating my dinner off the grouse. those days are over.

god has your dinner plate now.

:hugs:

That's an impressive plate injury.

How do those crazy greeks get away with it without injury?

  On 1/28/2011 at 8:15 PM, Iain C said:

too late to edit my post, but here's a picture of a bloodied plate shard.

You should check up on this R.C. guy who left his initials on your table before leaving the scene of crime... I bet he's the one who smashed the plate over your face.

  On 1/28/2011 at 11:17 PM, Squee said:

  On 1/28/2011 at 8:15 PM, Iain C said:

too late to edit my post, but here's a picture of a bloodied plate shard.

 

You should check up on this R.C. guy who left his initials on your table before leaving the scene of crime... I bet he's the one who smashed the plate over your face.

Oh... you went there

Don't worry Iain, I still think you're gorgeous

there should just be a stickied plum shop thread

I sticky myself every time plum posts a shop.

FUCKING PLATES, HOW DO THEY WORK?

  On 1/27/2011 at 10:48 PM, Iain C said:

i fainted this morning and landed face-first on a dinner plate. while i was in hospital they discovered that i might have a serious-ish heart defect (probably unrelated to the fainting) so there are a few echo-cardiograms in my near future. they only reluctantly discharged me today. it's been a tough day.

Fuck me, sorry to hear that shit Iain. Without being trivialising things or being trite though, providential at least in some way for it to be discovered than remain undiscovered? On the plus side, steristrips are a good look for you. Rocked that one myself not so long after getting twatted at the end of a night out.

  On 1/24/2011 at 11:33 AM, keltoi said:

  On 1/21/2011 at 11:27 PM, messiaen said:

 

a wee spot of bum

 

did you ever do that gig at the subclub/arches/anywhere?

nah man, building upto it though, ive been given a night on sundays at a cool little bar next to central station where i can turn up and play deep house/dubby techno/dark techno all night each week and ive played a few other smaller nights. i need to refine my mixing style before playing somewhere as prolific as the subby tbh. im looking forward to being in control of one of the best sound systems in the world though, bigtime.