dear gaarg

i <3 Ms-Paint.

ludd is soo sweadish. its almost an art form.

oh by the way...

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Gaarg, I drew you this pastoral silhouette of a man masturbating into a lake before a lo-fi sunset:

needs a lake and reflection in it

feel free

i tried, and i suck

  Fred McGriff said:

Gaarg, I drew you this pastoral silhouette of a man masturbating into a lake before a lo-fi sunset:

I like it. Its romantic in a sexually transcendental way.

The lake and the sky are supposed to be united as one. The horizon is represented by the central red bar which symbolically is at chest level. This unity, this oneness, represents the man's solitude. Hence his need to deposit his seed into the lake. A reflection in this context is superfluous; emphasis is placed more on the void into which he is ejaculating.

  Fred McGriff said:

The lake and the sky are supposed to be united as one. The horizon is represented by the central red bar which symbolically is at chest level. This unity, this oneness, represents the man's solitude. Hence his need to deposit his seed into the lake. A reflection in this context is superfluous; emphasis is placed more on the void into which he is ejaculating.

this could totally be taken out of context if we were to black mail you fred. you love your wife? :angry:

  Fred McGriff said:

The lake and the sky are supposed to be united as one. The horizon is represented by the central red bar which symbolically is at chest level. This unity, this oneness, represents the man's solitude. Hence his need to deposit his seed into the lake. A reflection in this context is superfluous; emphasis is placed more on the void into which he is ejaculating.

i totally got that from it.

yes but i love masturbating into lakes as well, what can you do

by lake, do you mean a puddle of your own piss? if so, me too.

*jots it down*

*splashes in puddle*

  Plum said:

lols

  Fred McGriff said:

The lake and the sky are supposed to be united as one. The horizon is represented by the central red bar which symbolically is at chest level. This unity, this oneness, represents the man's solitude. Hence his need to deposit his seed into the lake. A reflection in this context is superfluous; emphasis is placed more on the void into which he is ejaculating.

lols

we're getting married in the spring.

  chris moss acid said:

megalol wtf??!

who the fuck did that shit?? mcgriff? encey?

  Brian Tregaskin said:

  chris moss acid said:

 

megalol wtf??!

who the fuck did that shit?? mcgriff? encey?

that was my entry in the analord photoshop contest, a truly epic contest that luke hazard won, too bad youweren't around for that as i'm sure you could've pwned pretty hard

This was fucking animated but gimp ate the other fucking frame.

this thread is fully endorsed by the council of lulz

Gaarg is the best thing to happen to WATMM sense Batcock!!!! You seem to bring all of WATMM together, we can all put down our differences and bask in your warm light like moths to a street lamp.

  Fred said:

The lake and the sky are supposed to be united as one. The horizon is represented by the central red bar which symbolically is at chest level. This unity, this oneness, represents the man's solitude. Hence his need to deposit his seed into the lake. A reflection in this context is superfluous; emphasis is placed more on the void into which he is ejaculating.

Batcock ftw

  gaarg said:

Batcock ftw

 

nice

Cool idea!