where does he live?

can I come

?

he lives right here in my pants

He lives in the WTC.

his tank

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He lives in Basildon, Essex.

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Hey, I need that disclaimer! You want me to get sued?

"Where does he work ?"

Currys in Basildon, Essex.

LOL!

  boris said:

[FAKE LOCATION] - LOL its funny because we all know he doesn't really live there! OMFG LMAO!! I HOPE HE SEES THIS AND LAUGHS AND INVITES ME TO HIS REAL HOUSE.

hey now, that's just the MO. the real opportunity to be clever is in what place you pick/make up

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i know a guy who has his phone number

he travels round england with pikeys selling clothes pegs

  ET said:

i know a guy who has his phone number

  whois aphextwin.com said:

+44 181 368 5903

cumbernauld, nex tae the jack snipe

lol

  ET said:

i know a guy who has his phone number

It's funny because it's true!

Grant gave me his phone number once a long time ago when I was badgering them to release some of my tracks. So I tried phoning Aphex and the number no longer existed. Lot of use that was, Grant will have known full well he was changing his number. Anyway, all that's in the dim and distant past now... Bah, humbug.

  jcounts said:

If you're in Basildon, fuck finding Aphex Twin, go have a wank with Kunt and The Gang. 'Twould be a sight more fun!

Kin 'ell...Sounds like Cylob on keyboards and Ed DMX on vocals...