drunk thread

have you ever been a bit drunk and smoked, and been sitting somewhere or some way you normally haven't... or something weird like wear a flannel shirt unbuttoned with nothing underneath... and you get this weird moment of vertigo? like -- hey, that's not what that normally feels like!! kind of like a deja vu, but, as i said -- feels more like vertigo to me.

robert de niro just asked the same question three times, using different enunciation + intonation each time. this causes the question to take on a different shade of meaning each time. RESPECT

yeah that guy is always repeating himself... not very efficient, but i suppose the hard of hearing would appreciate it.

what's up, taxman?

what's up taxman!!?!

twitchy want, intchit? yaauh. yauh. mmyeauh. smacksmack mm.

these men are terrorists miss

these mints are terrorism mist

these tears are mintism time

in this thread either 50% or 20% of posts are hathathat's. i am not checking my math.

20%

82% of statistics are made up on the spot

Yeah! I'm drunk and on the internet this time.

last night i drank a bottle of laphroaig and a bottle of bowman. then i blacked out and peed in my friend's bed again for some reason. then i started screaming. then i got in my truck, somehow managed to smash my left sideview mirror, and drove home. when i got through the door i fell down and started eating mexican food on the floor. it was very sad for my girlfriend, who said it reminded her of the david hasselhoff video. today i am hungover. luke hazard got to witness my drunkeness. how nice for him.

high

i got pissed with some mates last nite, and we decided to smoke a selection of teas. Twinings Lemon was the best, much like shisha. i heartily endorse the smoking of fruit tea.

hllo i'm form icelan d i'm drunk. we eat sheeps head over heer. veven jackess puked over our sheeps heads in a poplular dating show 'djúpa laugin' thery are hardcorwe but not as hardore as i elander who can eat icelandic sheep heads. PEAZ OUT broythers!!

hello icelandic person.

hi there.

I'm so drunk. At work. Alone. on ae fucking saturday night.

i'm bookmarking this thread

drunk

drinking.

Just picked 12 guiness

Capsaicin subforum please

no seriously fuck that twat

maybe i should get drunk so i can spam this thread. i worry i'll just pass out straight away; it's already late