fuck you tom jenkinson

jesus fucking christ, how did you go from groundbreaking, forward thinking innovater to lame 'genius' hack who can't even write one decent track any more?

fuck you. i'm glad i stole the new album but i'll probably end up deleting it anyway

does it count as piracy if you delete it?

I farted and a little poo came out.

lol great sig pod

this thread is now about "connect four"

Connect Four (also known as Plot Four, Four in a Row, and Four in a Line) is a two-player game (not board game) in which the players take turns in dropping alternating colored discs into a seven-column, six-row vertically-suspended grid. The object of the game is to connect four singly-colored discs in a row -- vertically, horizontally, or diagonally -- before your opponent can do likewise.

The game was published under the famous Connect Four trademark by Milton Bradley in 1974; however, the much older original version is known as "The Captain's Mistress". Kyle Jones was one of the earliest known inventors of the today's version of Connect Four.

[edit] Perfect play

Connect Four at a bar in Pattaya, Thailand

Connect Four at a bar in Pattaya, Thailand

Connect Four was first put to sale by Harrison Heath, the famous pioneer of disc based puzzles and has been solved by James D. Allen (1 October 1988), and independently by Victor Allis (16 October 1988).[1] With perfect play, the first player can force a win by starting in the middle column. By starting in the two adjacent columns, the first player allows the second player to reach a draw; by starting with the four outer columns, the first player allows the second player to force a win.

[edit] References

1. ^ John's Connect Four Playground

[edit] External links

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Connect Four

* Victor Allis's Master's Thesis containing the solution of the game

* James D. Allen's page on Connect 4, his Expert Play in Connect 4, and John Tromp's history of solutions

* Connect Four, Score Four aka Connect Four Advanced and Connect Four Flip at BoardGameGeek

* Zero Gravity Connect Four Variation at The Problem Site

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  Synthacat 9 said:

this thread is now about "connect four"

 

 

Connect Four (also known as Plot Four, Four in a Row, and Four in a Line) is a two-player game (not board game) in which the players take turns in dropping alternating colored discs into a seven-column, six-row vertically-suspended grid. The object of the game is to connect four singly-colored discs in a row -- vertically, horizontally, or diagonally -- before your opponent can do likewise.

 

The game was published under the famous Connect Four trademark by Milton Bradley in 1974; however, the much older original version is known as "The Captain's Mistress". Kyle Jones was one of the earliest known inventors of the today's version of Connect Four.

 

[edit] Perfect play

Connect Four at a bar in Pattaya, Thailand

Connect Four at a bar in Pattaya, Thailand

 

Connect Four was first put to sale by Harrison Heath, the famous pioneer of disc based puzzles and has been solved by James D. Allen (1 October 1988), and independently by Victor Allis (16 October 1988).[1] With perfect play, the first player can force a win by starting in the middle column. By starting in the two adjacent columns, the first player allows the second player to reach a draw; by starting with the four outer columns, the first player allows the second player to force a win.

 

[edit] References

 

1. ^ John's Connect Four Playground

 

[edit] External links

Wikibooks

Wikibooks has more on the topic of

Connect Four

 

* Victor Allis's Master's Thesis containing the solution of the game

* James D. Allen's page on Connect 4, his Expert Play in Connect 4, and John Tromp's history of solutions

* Connect Four, Score Four aka Connect Four Advanced and Connect Four Flip at BoardGameGeek

* Zero Gravity Connect Four Variation at The Problem Site

 

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I always connect 4 in a circle in this game :\

My brothers beat me up too when I was little.

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that's deep, yo

ps

wtf? there are multiple connected fours in that first pic?

wtf? there are multiple connected fours in that first pic?

EDIT: ESSINES

tommifer janiston

this is like my first sober thread in months and this is what i get

EDIT - ROOK

  essines said:

this is like my first sober thread in months and this is what i get

 

EDIT - ROOK

This is WATMM. But why are you so angry, look at RDJ! Im way madder at him than Squarepusher. At least Toms still making music. Richard puts out 4 great tracks a year and makes you crazy for more. HE"S DRIVING ME INSANE!!!!!!!!

I'm way madder at Cylob just because.

deleted it after one listen. it was horrible. i felt like a cat in water

yes i agree

he was so ahead of the game and amazing and now he has become too much of a muso...... and what is it with the long essay, you just had to type "this album is SHIT" :-)

my fav is the Big Loada ep and all the earlier stuff. Port Rhombus is a classic etc etc

all the best to you Tom I. I wll keep an eye on what you do, hope you get back to being the FUCKING DADDY in the future

i need to play connect four again soon.

  Synthacat 9 said:

What are you doing don't put it there you stupid whore

:laughing:

  Synthacat 9 said:

that's deep, yo

 

ps

 

 

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pritttty sneaky sis !

Cat in water....lol. I don't know if I like it now, the novelty has worn off. I thought he used to make all the different stlyes of drum and bass? Was that not enough? I just don't get this record. If I wanted that I would listen to more Bootsy. Its fresher with less pretentiousness.

*puts on bootsy*

ahhhh.... these were the days :laughing:

guys, i like this album

tom called and said that i should say to essines that squarepusher read your post and he was crying all the way to the bank

then he started talking trought a vocoder and telling a story about some sort of vision he saw while driving trought a tunnel and the eskimo he'd seen drumming in his previous vision was racing next to him while riding an alpaca and the end of the tunnel started to turn into a moviescreen and before he knew it he was driving into the movie and the only way he could describe the movie was like what eraserhead would look like if it was directed by andrei tarkovsky

and i was like wtf are you talking abouyt why are you calling me and how did you get this number, this is weird this is unhealthy please man dont do that and get help, but he couldn't hear me because by then he was playing a re-interpretation of the Seinfeld bassline over and over again and i just put the phone down after 4 hours

i must say thats the 7th most weird phonecall i ever recieved

  triachus said:

tom called and said that i should say to essines that squarepusher read your post and he was crying all the way to the bank

 

 

then he started talking trought a vocoder and telling a story about some sort of vision he saw while driving trought a tunnel and the eskimo he'd seen drumming in his previous vision was racing next to him while riding an alpaca and the end of the tunnel started to turn into a moviescreen and before he knew it he was driving into the movie and the only way he could describe the movie was like what eraserhead would look like if it was directed by andrei tarkovsky

 

 

and i was like wtf are you talking abouyt why are you calling me and how did you get this number, this is weird this is unhealthy please man dont do that and get help, but he couldn't hear me because by then he was playing a re-interpretation of the Seinfeld bassline over and over again and i just put the phone down after 4 hours

 

 

 

 

i must say thats the 7th most weird phonecall i ever recieved

buahahahahah....awesome

come on now all you electronic music puritarians ...surely you'd have to crack a smile to see ole tom on the stage performing coathanger with an afro wig and star-spangled sunglasses

what, is the new squarepusher shit then or what?

essines which do you like better just a souvenir or quaristice

Hey, I like this album, too. It will surely never be my "go to" Squarepusher album, and I don't think I'll ever even have a real craving to hear any of the tracks, but it's still pretty good, or at least "interesting". Tom obviously invested a fair amount of himself in it. There are boatloads of tiny little details and flourishes throughout. It may not be the Squarepusher album that you might have wanted or expected, but it's still a Squarepusher album through and through. This ain't no pisstake. That said, hopefully we're one step closer to getting all the progtronic noodling out of Tom's system so that he can return to the spastic acidy jungle we all know and love.