if you could ask richard one question

have i posted in this thread?

i'd do the windowlicker umbrella crotch thing.

and he'd make that noise that teh aphex twinz make in the video when the limo window is rolled down. "rrrrrrar" lol

  MajaIloveyou said:

We should play avril 14th at the wedding, and have the piano old lady play it LIVE. nobody has done that.

wait, so those old piano ladies are a regular feature at weddings?

there was one at a wedding i attended as a lad. a guest would say, "can you play ______?" and she would reply, "oh, i can play ______ in my sleep!" then she'd try and mess it up. "wait, wait, i got it..." then the processes would repeat itself another two or three times before she got a groove rolling.

it's a good thing i was too young for the open bar, i was having enough trouble containing my laughter sober!

My sister swore loud in the middle of a wedding once.

  hahathhat said:

wait, so those old piano ladies are a regular feature at weddings?

As far as i know there must be one in every wedding, and church. and they must know how to play in a gadda da vida.

I was thinking of marrying calx at a private ceremony in a backyard. no old lady in the piano, maybe we can even have richard sit his ass and play it himself. i mean if he played for some girl's sweet 16 he must come to my wedding. and id like you to throw rice at our faces.

  MajaIloveyou said:

  hahathhat said:

wait, so those old piano ladies are a regular feature at weddings?

 

As far as i know there must be one in every wedding, and church. and they must know how to play in a gadda da vida.

 

I was thinking of marrying calx at a private ceremony in a backyard. no old lady in the piano, maybe we can even have richard sit his ass and play it himself. i mean if he played for some girl's sweet 16 he must come to my wedding. and id like you to throw rice at our faces.

i think he'll come anywhere as long as you're talking six figures or more.