Watmm's girlfriends thread

so 5 pages and no pics. this thread needs to gtfo. srsly

  Z_B_Z said:

i say this thread goes to at least five pages.

lol essines is so hawt he is amazing and i think keltoi was gay.

only a gay man posts a purple teehee

  SR4 said:

HELL THIS IS SR% MATING PARTNER HOW IS UP YOUGUYS

i finally understand "iz in teh bumto wek"

my girlfriend has an account here and has posted a couple of times( i think) ill try to get her to appear in this thread

  encey said:

  Soothsayer said:

More than once for talking about sex on here, one pretty nasty arguments about my posting on boobs or something, just stupid jealousy shit. She was/is fucking crazy

is she the same one who got you kicked out of that show in Texas?

the very same

  blicero said:

so 5 pages and no pics. this thread needs to gtfo. srsly

My wife, NSFW;

  Joyrex said:

Yeah, and while you're at it, show her all the porn sites you really surf when she's not around (not the ones you show her to convince her that you're "normal". FFS...

lol

  OneToThirtySix said:

  blicero said:

so 5 pages and no pics. this thread needs to gtfo. srsly

 

My wife, NSFW;

 

 

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you can't look at fully clothed women(your wife) at work?

man that was disappointing.

  keltoi said:

you can't look at fully clothed women(your wife) at work?

 

man that was disappointing.

That's not my wife, it's Jenna Jameson.  If anybody where you work knows who that is and sees it, don't you think they might ask more than a few questions?

Whatever, I'm paranoid by nature.

  OneToThirtySix said:

  keltoi said:

you can't look at fully clothed women(your wife) at work?

 

man that was disappointing.

 

 

That's not my wife, it's Jenna Jameson.  If anybody where you work knows who that is and sees it, don't you think they might ask more than a few questions?

i knew it wasn't your wife. jeez

if they know who it is they're better off than me, but even if they did what questions would they ask? jeez

  keltoi said:

i knew it wasn't your wife. jeez

 

if they know who it is they're better off than me, but even if they did what questions would they ask? jeez

I would hate to be the reason "management" asked a watmmer if they were online googling Jenna Jameson on company time, that's all.

  OneToThirtySix said:

  keltoi said:

i knew it wasn't your wife. jeez

 

if they know who it is they're better off than me, but even if they did what questions would they ask? jeez

 

 

I would hate to be the reason "management" asked a watmmer if they were online googling Jenna Jameson on company time, that's all.

well i just had to ggogle her to find out who the hell she was so if i get the sack on your head be it.

but she had a top on so no nsfw required imo. if you had just written her name i may well have googled her anyway.

either way you cost me my job you bastard!

  keltoi said:

well i just had to ggogle her to find out who the hell she was so if i get the sack on your head be it.

 

but she had a top on so no nsfw required imo. if you had just written her name i may well have googled her anyway.

 

either way you cost me my job you bastard!

:grin:

Are you sure I cost you your job, or did I do the company a favor in weeding out their useless forum-surfing employees?

:grin:

I guess only 5% of the people here has ever been with a women/men anyway

hi nacmat, you god damned stud of a spaniard (you're spanish aren't you? please don't tell me I'm wrong!) howe have you been good sir?

I might see if I can get my girlfriend to register here for a giggle. She'll be on the net anyway today.

Are we debating anything specific?

yay for nacmat. nacmat is my favourite homosexual spaniard. whats up?

maybe i can convince my gf to post here. if she wants her own account i wonder if she'll get denied.

Megan (my girlie) says:

"Aw it said the board administrator is no longer accepting new registrations at this time"

poo. let her in you fuckers!

my ex had an account on here, i think she's listed as "stacey"... but like, she's gone, likely fucking a cab driver she met on rides home from the hotel i was first fucking her at... she "cheated on me" with the guy early on in our "relatonship" (which only existed cuz 10 mins after i fucked her she started crying, told me she was gonna scare me off forever, and i asked why and shes like "cuz i wanna be with you forever, only you and i want you forever!@#!@" having realized that we got along like hours a day talking and not sick of each other and hey i've got a pretty big dick and even fucking for my first time i was pretty damned good at it)

oh i dunno if my host is gone, it might be... but if it isn't, since she's gone, here's her tits:

  Idrn said:

yay for nacmat. nacmat is my favourite homosexual spaniard. whats up?

so you make diferences between people depending on their sexual orientation? that sounds a bit medieval

im an advocate of the spanish inquisition

Stumbled across this clicking "random" on xkcd, thought I'd contribute it to this thread.

Bump/update: my wife still thinks this forum is

  OneToThirtySix said:

full of homocidal maniacs, drug and porn addicts, emotionally unstable social rejects and psychos with an obtusely morbid sense of humor.

But she laughed her ass off when I read her my usernames always really suck's "i just blew a phone interview" thread.