Reading The Rules

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imagine how brilliant it would be to have patrick stewart read you the rules. heaven!

Inspired by the above quote from the brilliant Plum, I thought it would be awesome if we made a sound recording of various WATMM members

ACTUALLY READING THE RULES

OUT LOUD

With suitable electronic music backing music of course.

Basically, WATMM Rules : The Audio Book Edition.

Who's keen to read a passage? The more the better obviously, but we could always just read longer bits.

Oh, and I'd like Joyrex to do the foreword of course.

Everyone else - we could either leave it anonymous so you have to guess who's reading what rule, OR you could do a Grandmaster Flash vocoder styleee into for each reader...

Anonymous would be more fun and would allow some of our gender-coy members to participate :)

Ideas? Feedback?

im in

im down too

yeah count me in

I'll have a crack at it.

very in

at this rate we'll be reading one word :)

I have no microphone

read the rules

in!

"listen to the rules"

[music only]

ACT I

ACT II

[music only]

ACT III

ACT IV

[music only]

ACT V

ACT VI

[music only]

ACT VII

ACT VIII

ACT IX

[music only]

ACT X

Anyone else agree with this? Sorting the sections of rules into Acts, and so forth?

BENO: m'lord, might i trouble you for a dupe?

JOYREX: stuff thine fist up thy buttocks.

Beneboi says hes in and that hes a faggot

ill be in too if theres rules enough

beneboi says: "that while he is in, 420range is the true faggot"

*free beneboi*

Despite still being in, recent claims in regards to my alleged faggotry are completely unfounded and i suggest my opponent senetor boi read the rules

*free beneboi *

*pas de revolution joyrex*

actually i was going to make some death metal with the rules as lyrics. maybe i'll still do it.

Just read the rules and find the right music.

Fucking hell, it really is that simple.

i just recorded myself reading all the rules. it's like 13 minutes long. i must be very bored.

how fast were you reading?

quite fast

why don't we all record ourselves reading the entire rules and then have someone cut it up / mix voices together?

or how about re-enactments of certain threads as examples of the rules in action? zole!

lol it would be awesome to re-enact classic threads

  modey said:

why don't we all record ourselves reading the entire rules and then have someone cut it up / mix voices together?

 

or how about re-enactments of certain threads as examples of the rules in action? zole!

because it takes 13 minutes?

how about i just pm bits of the rules to every ones who's keen (post in here or pm me)

the thread recreation is a good idea. every time someone is told to read the rules, we could insert the entire 13 minute rules mp3

  modey said:

why don't we all record ourselves reading the entire rules and then have someone cut it up / mix voices together?

 

or how about re-enactments of certain threads as examples of the rules in action? zole!

It should be written like a radio thing. A discussion between two people, each time.