Reading The Rules

I say we each get a subject to read out loud...

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I count 37...

well, count me in if they have to be assigned. who will choose?

Chose the rule most appropriate for you.

i call racism

I'll monologue the rules for someone. I have a deep sexy voice. Just ask anyone I know.

anyone who's been banned gets first dibs on the rule that got them banned

I call Member Status.

i'll take searching, or profanity

or whatever

i haven't read the rules recently. they've changed. lots of references to salt and pepper / seasoning.

i haven't read the rules recently. they've changed. lots of references to salt and pepper / seasoning.

Isn't it easier if they are randomly assigned?

PS. I don't have the time for assigning them right now, but someone should gather all the names of members who want in on this and then hand over the subjects.

i'm waiting for a pm plz

Yeah I guess I was volunteering to do the admin

I'll PM a rule to everyone who's keen

Can we get some more girls up in here?

Loooking to turn this around quick (by watmm project standards) so post in here / pm me quick if you're interested

im keen, give me the profanity rule you cunt!!!

i wanna talk about nsfw gimme gimme, whatever, i don't really care what i read

I want to participate!

but the smallest part, the shortest rule possible.

how bout when someone says "read the rules" we multitrack it so EVERYBODY says READ THE RULES ( at the same time?) eh?

  kaen said:

im KAEN, give me the profanity rule you cunt!!!

fixt

  Betty said:

  kaen said:

im KAEN, give me the profanity rule you cunt!!!

fixt

yeah i thought about it but declined the temptation to do so

I have invited some specific people to read some specific rules :)

  aron said:

i just recorded myself reading all the rules. it's like 13 minutes long. i must be very bored.

sounds like a house mix would work best underneath this then .. be easier to write for a throwaway too ...

  delet... said:

  aron said:

i just recorded myself reading all the rules. it's like 13 minutes long. i must be very bored.

 

sounds like a house mix would work best underneath this then .. be easier to write for a throwaway too ...

d00d yr so getting the 1337 speak rule

oh crap there's a rule abaot xat qit .. !!?? .. hah .. -waits for a million folks to hit me up with the advice that i need to read teh rules ... or at least in my case re-read them .. checking for amendments ..

  LOL Alzado said:

could you imagine if your friends/coworkers/parents read this thread and learned what you total fags are proposing?

 

 

this is like, let's record a definitive dork statement to declare ourselves dorks to the world in a really dorky way that is funny only to us because we are complete nerds dorks.

:grin:

im in if i can try and do it sounding like BRIIIIAAAAN BLESSED

Ok I need 16 more rule readers

I have a maybe list of ppl that posted in this thread but were neither +ve or -ve about it:

jefferoo

vodor

hathathat

goffer

onetothirtysix

terrafi

pennywise

any of you lot keen?

I think all the mods and admins need to get a shot at a rule...

feel free to call dibs on a specific rule and i will TRY to accomodate...