The Official Secret Santa Thread 2008

I did try this, but both years i got sacked off myself, and my present to velaquez last year got ingested by american customs i think, cos it never arrived. maybe intercontinental electronic music secret santas are banned by the powers at be.

or maybe it was because i was stupid enough to put a used revolver pipe in it.

yeah i should say i work for the govt so whoever my santa is please dont send me anything that could put me on any list.

they have already looked into my background and found nothing because i am a boring human being but i would like to keep my job. thanks!

  Dan C said:

Can i secret santa plz?

Are you saying you want to participate?

  Charles Nelson Reilly said:

yeah i should say i work for the govt so whoever my santa is please dont send me anything that could put me on any list.

what kind of thing would get you on a list and how would they know? they scan our mail?

I think he was joking, im fairly sure you cant get in trouble for having stuff sent to your address, even as a goverment employee.

I'm in - if you'll have me. :)

  messiaen said:

I think he was joking, im fairly sure you cant get in trouble for having stuff sent to your address, even as a goverment employee.

Not true, my friend ordered some materials to make thermite and little paper snappers and the govt intercepted the packages and showed up at his door.

I want to participate. Allow me to participate.

  Benedict Cumberbatch said:

  Charles Nelson Reilly said:

yeah i should say i work for the govt so whoever my santa is please dont send me anything that could put me on any list.

 

what kind of thing would get you on a list and how would they know? they scan our mail?

it was a half joke but i am only saying that if it gets intercepted in customs for whatever reason, you know they're gonna open it and if it is something they don't like they will note down who it was addressed to.

Can we get this party started already?

  Squee said:

  Dan C said:

Can i secret santa plz?

 

Are you saying you want to participate?

Yes, if that's okay... :embrassed:

Alright, we're now 30 participants and I'm missing out on 3 addresses. Please PM them to me as fast as possible.

ALRIGHT! That's it! 30 participants and I've got all the addresses so we'll accept no more participants. You'll receive a name and an address tonight or tomorrow morning.

Fucking LOL if I end up with Dan

  Iain C said:

Fucking LOL if I end up with Dan

Fucking failure if I end up with any of the Cs.

Edit: Kidding, Iain. :angry:

Okay, so I keep getting PMs with people who want to join our little Secret Satan-thingie, so I'll let the sign-up run a little longer. I'll give you 12 hours longer.

Go go go!

my package is already on its way! oh lucky recipent!

Where is my PM?

no pm here

no pm here.

no pm here

it's

SUCK MY BALLS SQUEE

Tomorrow. I promise.

I was hoping for ONE more to join our little game but apparently no one wanted to

hey i'll join if you need one more