share one amazing (true) fact about yourself

My first word was "pointsetta". AND up until after posting that last sentence I didn't know how to spell it. (It's "poinsettia" and I guess that means I've also been pronouncing it wrong all these years.)

Okay, new amazing true fact about me: it's taken me 29 years to figure out how to spell/pronounce my first word.

I almost have ursa major (the constellation) on my pubis (speaking in terms of freckles of course). One star only is missing. If you interpolate it and try to find the polar star, you'll find my cock.

i quite like green tea and live in supported housing

there is even a support group for green tea these days? what a world.

I have fused banana and poop into a delicate banana-split inside my rectum and shat it out.

oh when I was a littol boy I slipped on a wooden fence and got stuck on top of the sharp pointy planks - so I was told because I can't remember as I passed out due to joy overload. And I have yet to make someone pregnant so infertility lurks around the corner yeeeaa

me too, but ex-voto rescued my wallet when someone threw it over the fence of the AMABASSY OF THE UNITED STATES

ex-voto <3

i was born with a cleft lip and palate

and in high school i used to play guitar in my church youth worship band.. lolz

  On 9/16/2011 at 3:19 PM, uptown devil said:

  On 9/15/2011 at 10:41 PM, Braintree said:

I'm willing to wager I have more personal injuries than the average person. Have had my head sewn up twice [once for being hit with a brick] Stitches in my hand that cut the skin between the thumb and palm Surgery on my foot Surgery on my mouth [non wisdom teeth related since I don't have them] Surgery on my collarbone [there's a metal plate over my clavicle now] Big scar under my chin from running into a banister on my bike Cracked rib Been door'd once And I got hit by a car a couple weeks ago. Those are just off the top of my head. The truly amazing thing is I've done tons of stupid crazy shit and I've never been arrested.

lol what the fuck does being door'd entail? that's an impressive amount of damage you've racked up over the years though.

 

i'm feeling compelled to list my major injuries as well:

 

broken ankle

broken wrist (left and right at separate times)

broken toe

broken nose

broken finger

broken knuckle/hand

broken rib

5 concussions

'smashed' foot - was too drunk to go to the hospital so i tried to sleep it off and woke up in complete shock.

broken bottle through wrist - it's still fucked up almost 4 years later

9 stitches in chin

nail through foot:

 

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quoting to add two broken hands and another broken wrist to this list.

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i've got the red rash cankers under me arms and they are oozing

  On 11/29/2011 at 1:13 AM, troon said:

i've got the red rash cankers under me arms and they are oozing

pics

delet... might give me another gore warn

warn shmwarn

i should also mention that i recently stubbed my toe and partially ripped the nail off:

I have a natural white blonde streak (rest of my hair is brown) on the back of my head, ppl ask me if I dye my hair, I say no and that I got hit by god's sunbeam as he punished me with brilliancy

  On 11/29/2011 at 1:05 AM, uptown devil said:

  On 9/16/2011 at 3:19 PM, uptown devil said:

  On 9/15/2011 at 10:41 PM, Braintree said:

I'm willing to wager I have more personal injuries than the average person. Have had my head sewn up twice [once for being hit with a brick] Stitches in my hand that cut the skin between the thumb and palm Surgery on my foot Surgery on my mouth [non wisdom teeth related since I don't have them] Surgery on my collarbone [there's a metal plate over my clavicle now] Big scar under my chin from running into a banister on my bike Cracked rib Been door'd once And I got hit by a car a couple weeks ago. Those are just off the top of my head. The truly amazing thing is I've done tons of stupid crazy shit and I've never been arrested.

lol what the fuck does being door'd entail? that's an impressive amount of damage you've racked up over the years though.

 

i'm feeling compelled to list my major injuries as well:

 

broken ankle

broken wrist (left and right at separate times)

broken toe

broken nose

broken finger

broken knuckle/hand

broken rib

5 concussions

'smashed' foot - was too drunk to go to the hospital so i tried to sleep it off and woke up in complete shock.

broken bottle through wrist - it's still fucked up almost 4 years later

9 stitches in chin

nail through foot:

quoting to add two broken hands and another broken wrist to this list.

 

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Jeebus! I haven't broken anything in my life (other than a few hearts lol!!!!). Is that amazing that I haven't broken any bones or suffered any injuries that required hospitalization or is that the norm?

  On 11/27/2011 at 11:15 PM, rixxx said:

  On 11/27/2011 at 5:59 PM, Glunk said:

i have a set of three moles/freckles in a triangular shape on each arm and they mirror each other almost perfectly

 

 

 

I have a set of five mole/freckles on my left shoulder that make a five pointed star!!!!!!

I'm really struggling to imagine how just five moles can constitute a star shape unless you use the same level of imagination as was used to name the constellations

  On 11/30/2011 at 10:25 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Is that amazing that I haven't broken any bones or suffered any injuries that required hospitalization or is that the norm?

it seems pretty amazing to me, but i'm a fucking wreck so i dunno

perhaps you should consider taking more risks!