i was a warrior poet in the kitchen tonight

as i make my transition into a house husband i've become more and more adept around the kitchen, and tonight was a milesone regarding my culinary skills. fucking pan seared tuna with a cilantro-jalepeno soy glaze over wasabi mashed potatoes. and everything fucking came out restaurant quality. we were blown away, it was one of the best meals i've ever had. cilantro, lime, olive oil. garlic, ginger, soy sauce, diced jalapeno, all mixed up and poured over the seared tuna, and then gently resting that over the friggin perfect mashed potatoes with the slightest hint of wasabi heat... i'm tellin you man, this shit was over the top good. holy fuck. food boner.

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that's only totally sweet when mrx does it

did you stop to think how hungry some watmmers might be before you made this post?

no you didn't did you

did you stop to think about all the starvation and suffering in the world?

didn't think so

I make the most slamminest croissant pockets.

I really enjoy your food threads, Fred. i offer my services in any way to you. srsly if you just need ideas, i have a stoopid amount of culinary knoweldge jammed in my skull.

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WHY DONT YOU JUST RUB IT IN MY FGACE MCGRIFF

I HOPE YOU TWO ARE REALLY HAPPY TOGETHER

BASTARD

diced jalapeno ew gross

i dont understand the mashed potatoes either....i mean, couldn't you have made some awesome rice? potatoes with fish is foreign to me.

edit: apart from fish and chipz

  abracadabra said:

i dont understand the mashed potatoes either....i mean, couldn't you have made some awesome rice? potatoes with fish is foreign to me.

 

 

edit: apart from fish and chipz

i'm tellin you man, dude, man, wasabi mashed potatoes fucking kicked the shit out of my face with that fish

  thanksomuch said:

I really enjoy your food threads, Fred. i offer my services in any way to you. srsly if you just need ideas, i have a stoopid amount of culinary knoweldge jammed in my skull.

your boy tyler florence helped me out with this dish tonight

dude's a maniac

MANIAC

you have any leftovers?

just potatoes

but you live in LA no?

fly me out there and i'll cook it up for you

i was just wondering when one cooks a meal with much prep. and ingredients, if he/she has reasoning behind leftovers, i.e. they cook just enough for two, or they cook enough for more, meaning leftovers. i plan to start doing this type of cooking, you really got me thinkin' about food combinations and shit.

  abracadabra said:

i was just wondering when one cooks a meal with much prep. and ingredients, if he/she has reasoning behind leftovers, i.e. they cook just enough for two, or they cook enough for more, meaning leftovers. i plan to start doing this type of cooking, you really got me thinkin' about food combinations and shit.

well when you're messin with fresh fish, cook enough for how many are eating that night.

otherwise like with chicken, cook a fucking mound of it and eat it all week long until you die becuase you passed out and pucked chicken into your lungs

a good ol shawarma always gives me a food boner

  abracadabra said:

i dont understand the mashed potatoes either....i mean, couldn't you have made some awesome rice? potatoes with fish is foreign to me.

 

 

edit: apart from fish and chipz

who the fuck are you? potatoes go with anything

they go with god.

i just made cheese quesadillas, dipped them in sour cream and tapatio. and am now resting with tecate. i totally fuckin pwned my stove

  essines said:

  abracadabra said:

i dont understand the mashed potatoes either....i mean, couldn't you have made some awesome rice? potatoes with fish is foreign to me.

 

 

edit: apart from fish and chipz

 

who the fuck are you? potatoes go with anything

 

 

they go with god.

potatoes go well inside your rectum

yeah you're such a tight ass you couldn't even fit a grain of rice up there, faggot bitch.

edit: i don't really mean that though.

well you're kinda right, anyone who doesnt "understand mashed potatoes" needs to live a few more years and learn how to eat food and losen up that rectum

  abracadabra said:

potatoes go well inside your rectum

LOL

  Fred McGriff said:

well you're kinda right, anyone who doesnt "understand mashed potatoes" needs to live a few more years and learn how to eat food and losen up that rectum

i guess your fusion made me cringe a little alright

i'm open to it though (not my rectum)

*gives you a hot shower massage*