How can I write a track that captures all three of these feelings?

i just encountered a very definite instance of #2 in the wild:

herbie hancock - future shock - rockit (mega mix)

i still haven't quite worked out what's going on, this will be vague, hah. they sample bits of other tracks on the album. one bit is the lady saying "future shock!" with 1/1 delay. cadence of the words is important, obviously, you should listen to the song to get a proper picture. in the sampled instance, they drop the tail of the delay, cutting off the final "-ock!". the rhythm is very strong, the way the phrase is said, the timing of the delay, and the ear-grabbing sudden stop of the sample. the drums and other things in the song give it depth and glue.

end result is, my mind keeps going "ock! ock! ock! ock!" in time with the beat...

notice the first four times you hear the sample, it doesn't really do the thing i'm talking about. then they drop shit in at 0:19 and it starts to happen...

i suspect it's important to hear the first for rep's, kind of get the rhythms in the listener's skull going the right way, ya?

haha

unfunny people trying desperately to be message board funny are brilliant

sorry... newbie here... not caught onto your gash vibe yet

gimme a week or two

i... wasn't trying to be funny. did you mean me?

I think he just meant you generally suck. No-one fucking likes you. At all.

FUCKING LOL>

This applies to your posts and whatever it is you do with your time when you ain't here. You are a waste of skin.

Have a good night, man.

  hahathhat said:

i... wasn't trying to be funny. did you mean me?

nah mate not you... although this post nearly made me want to rip off my own arms and beat myself to death when i read it

  hahathhat said:

i just encountered a very definite instance of #2 in the wild:

 

herbie hancock - future shock - rockit (mega mix)

 

i still haven't quite worked out what's going on, this will be vague, hah. they sample bits of other tracks on the album. one bit is the lady saying "future shock!" with 1/1 delay. cadence of the words is important, obviously, you should listen to the song to get a proper picture. in the sampled instance, they drop the tail of the delay, cutting off the final "-ock!". the rhythm is very strong, the way the phrase is said, the timing of the delay, and the ear-grabbing sudden stop of the sample. the drums and other things in the song give it depth and glue.

 

end result is, my mind keeps going "ock! ock! ock! ock!" in time with the beat...

JOKE!

The guy sucks so bad. Gotta be a troll. No-one can be that big a dork without their parents killing them at birth. Poor fucker, hahahaha. 26 years old. Old nerd.

  hahathhat said:

3. Slipping on ice, almost falling over, but catching yourself in the nick of time.

There's a sound in Björk's An Echoe A Stain that reminds me of this, but it's more underwater-y somehow.

  hahathhat said:

1. Going up or down stairs, you think there's another, but there isn't.

Blindfold your gf, tie strings to her head connecting her with all loose objects in the house, let her walk the stairs and put stickle brix on the last step, sample the sound recordings you can get out of it.

I would have thought the answer to this is a sneaky bar of 15/16 quite deep within a piece of 4/4 music.

, the unexpected stair, that is.

  messiaen said:

I would have thought the answer to this is a sneaky bar of 15/16 quite deep within a piece of 4/4 music.

 

, the unexpected stair, that is.

I was just about to say this. Can I get some points anyway?