pcock Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 yep, 9 days off now. it kinda sux, kinda doesnt. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/41492-norovirus/page/2/#findComment-918469 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Idrn Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 tbh, i feel pretty fine now and its only been two days. first day started with shits and some epic shivers, followed by a night of vomiting/sleeplessness and moaning fetal position. today ive only had the occasional chill but some crippling stomach cramps. last 4 hours have been fine. immune system for the win? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/41492-norovirus/page/2/#findComment-918579 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 just install noro-antivirus. lol oh god. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/41492-norovirus/page/2/#findComment-918587 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretstik Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 I think two days is about average. And fuck, keltoi's on form tonight. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/41492-norovirus/page/2/#findComment-918596 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 put him in the funny quotes thread then bumboy Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/41492-norovirus/page/2/#findComment-918600 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 Caretstik said: I think two days is about average. And fuck, keltoi's an idiot tonight. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/41492-norovirus/page/2/#findComment-918603 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Idrn Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 now now, stop being so negative and just give the fellow an appreciative lol. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/41492-norovirus/page/2/#findComment-918605 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretstik Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 I wasn't being unappreciative of keltoi, he's actually gotten my usual lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/41492-norovirus/page/2/#findComment-918612 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Idrn Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 wasn't directed at you, im attempting to tug on baron von baroque's chain tonight. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/41492-norovirus/page/2/#findComment-918624 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 this sounds really familiar to what i had my sophmore year of college. i was vomiting and shitting black bile it looked like i aborted the baby from Hell everytime....i remember crawling to the toilet by the end because I was so fatigued. godDAMN did it feel good once it was over though. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/41492-norovirus/page/2/#findComment-977991 Share on other sites More sharing options...
granty Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 I think I've got norovirus. Woke up this morning feeling fine, drank a cup of tea, then proceeded to run to the toilet to empty my arse whilst spewing into the bath. I must have had 20 trips to the toilet today, I'm aching and shivering and actually feel like i want to kill myself. The thought of this lasting another day, let alone a week, is causing serious mental anguish. On top of that I've probably passed it on to my wife and two year old daughter, so there's a strong chance we'll all be suffering at the same time. Fuck me this is the literally the worst I have ever felt in my life. Pray for me. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide granty's signature Hide all signatures instagram.com/lo_five_ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/41492-norovirus/page/2/#findComment-2226841 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Wow. My wife, 1 week old daughter, and I all have colds and you just made it sound like heaven in comparison. So, thanks for that! Hope yall feel better soon! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/41492-norovirus/page/2/#findComment-2226846 Share on other sites More sharing options...
granty Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 You're welcome and thanks.. Not trying to steal your thunder but you're right, this is so much worse! The worst part is my sense of smell seems really heightened, normally i can't smell a thing. There's a piece of toast in the other room and it's making me heave :( Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide granty's signature Hide all signatures instagram.com/lo_five_ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/41492-norovirus/page/2/#findComment-2226862 Share on other sites More sharing options...
granty Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 On 9/23/2014 at 7:03 PM, A/D said: Wow. My wife, 1 week old daughter, and I all have colds and you just made it sound like heaven in comparison. So, thanks for that! Hope yall feel better soon! Hang on, one week old!? Congrats mate, that's harsh though, as if you're not getting any kip anyway :) Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide granty's signature Hide all signatures instagram.com/lo_five_ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/41492-norovirus/page/2/#findComment-2226871 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 (edited) once, i puked so much that i was puking up shit. from. my. mouth. its went past the normal puke, then the bile then the dreaded brown/black digested shitty stuff. that what happened to you SR4? another time i got severe e-coli poisoning which caused me to hallucinate really normal things like my ex coming round, having dinner with my her downstairs and watching tv and stuff. I hadnt left the bed in 2 days and had been on my own. there were also little wooden soldiers walking across my pillow singing. hallucinating normal things is quite nice without the ill part. its like youve stepped into another dimension soberly Edited September 23, 2014 by lala Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lala's signature Hide all signatures Beethoven, ages ago, said: To play a wrong note is insignificant. To play without passion is inexcusable Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/41492-norovirus/page/2/#findComment-2226912 Share on other sites More sharing options...
granty Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 I've never hallucinated like that before. I do keep seeing flashes though, like I'm watching telly and there's some interference. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide granty's signature Hide all signatures instagram.com/lo_five_ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/41492-norovirus/page/2/#findComment-2226933 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Thanks Westman Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/41492-norovirus/page/2/#findComment-2226986 Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 I just beat a stomach bug. godspeed. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide usagi's signature Hide all signatures On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said: afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women alco" with my social security and phone numbers. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/41492-norovirus/page/2/#findComment-2227221 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcinsu Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 On 9/23/2014 at 7:03 PM, A/D said: Wow. My wife, 1 week old daughter, and I all have colds and you just made it sound like heaven in comparison. So, thanks for that! Hope yall feel better soon! Wife? Kid? Damn man! We need to catch up! Congrats! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/41492-norovirus/page/2/#findComment-2227231 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 On 9/23/2014 at 8:30 PM, lala said: once, i puked so much that i was puking up shit. from. my. mouth. its went past the normal puke, then the bile then the dreaded brown/black digested shitty stuff. that what happened to you SR4? another time i got severe e-coli poisoning which caused me to hallucinate really normal things like my ex coming round, having dinner with my her downstairs and watching tv and stuff. I hadnt left the bed in 2 days and had been on my own. there were also little wooden soldiers walking across my pillow singing. hallucinating normal things is quite nice without the ill part. its like youve stepped into another dimension soberly you can't puke up shit except in crazy rare circumstances where you have an intestinal blockage. that sounds like you were puking up blood. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/41492-norovirus/page/2/#findComment-2227250 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 (edited) It was in india, first time ive seen a corpse, it was a cow(?)/puddle on the floor, left to rot/melt (i couldnt tell what animal it used to be). i had a big inhale of the stench of it, half an hour later felt ill. went back to flat to just puke and puke and puke past the empty stage till i swear it came again and was brown and stank. i do sometimes have a habit of partaking in opiates over there as you can buy them over the counter so maybe that had something to do with it... or it was some random weird curry halfway down in my guts from brekkie. that could explain the brown weirdness of it well god knows but it was really really really vile, ive been india 6 times and had gastro-everything quite a few times, and will make myself sick if im too drunk all the time. i'm a pro at being sick, dont mind it one bit. the best puke ive had was a psilocybin puke and i sat staring at it for a while thinking what a beautiful painting it would make Edited September 24, 2014 by lala Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lala's signature Hide all signatures Beethoven, ages ago, said: To play a wrong note is insignificant. To play without passion is inexcusable Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/41492-norovirus/page/2/#findComment-2227380 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 Haha! Yeah, that all happened pretty quick. Thank you Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/41492-norovirus/page/2/#findComment-2227476 Share on other sites More sharing options...
granty Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 On 9/24/2014 at 12:15 PM, lala said: It was in india, first time ive seen a corpse, it was a cow(?)/puddle on the floor, left to rot/melt (i couldnt tell what animal it used to be). i had a big inhale of the stench of it, half an hour later felt ill. went back to flat to just puke and puke and puke past the empty stage till i swear it came again and was brown and stank. i do sometimes have a habit of partaking in opiates over there as you can buy them over the counter so maybe that had something to do with it... or it was some random weird curry halfway down in my guts from brekkie. that could explain the brown weirdness of it well god knows but it was really really really vile, ive been india 6 times and had gastro-everything quite a few times, and will make myself sick if im too drunk all the time. i'm a pro at being sick, dont mind it one bit. the best puke ive had was a psilocybin puke and i sat staring at it for a while thinking what a beautiful painting it would make Reading that made feel worse. I'm never going to India, or doing mushrooms/skag. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide granty's signature Hide all signatures instagram.com/lo_five_ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/41492-norovirus/page/2/#findComment-2227486 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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