ex-voto, got blessed

Ok I promise I'll dig into it.

Hard memories.

i know i know

hard like the cobra

  Berk said:

hard like the cobra

no, hard like me, even harder.

did he touch you in the aisles?

you don't wanna know

i do actually

Alright, yes he did.

Problem was the state, Italy, stupid religious fuckers (no offence to italians, I'm half italian), allowed such cruelty. During some time I was sent to the Vatican. Can't believe they trusted those religious assholes during that time, well they still do actual fucking ly.

They (the Bishops, the Pope didn't want to make a mess of all that stuff, that's why he gave his pardon a while ago, THANKS POPE) were all standing in line, waiting to ease my hyperactive personality.

are you being serious?

As serious as Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino man.

wow.

of course real-life actual serious molestation is no laughing matter.

strange to be so forthrightly open minutes after arriving here.

i hope not too much damage was done.

nah this is some kind of joke right?

No, i think its reasonably likely he was actually buggered by a priest.

You should see Gran Torino

I only got some problems staying with girls (falling in love and shit like that). Maybe stop smoking weed too. Maybe focusing on my studies too. Anyway, just regular crap I guess.

They fucked with my brain man, obviously.

well you'll fit right in. everyone here apart from me is fucked up in some way or another... the rest are delusional.

thankyou, i will endevour to see said film.

Ex-Voto is already on my Top10 member list

I'm a bit skeptical because WATMM consists mainly out of lies. If you're serious then I apologize for making that joke on the previous page.