MILFS

  T35513R said:

  Rambo said:

women who are under 30 shouldn't count as milfs even if they've had kids. Jessica Alba ? It's insanity.

 

wikipedia have got my back

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_I%27d_..._to_fuck_(MILF)

 

Hell no - MILF means "Mom I'd Like to Fuck" meaning that only the following conditions must apply:

 

1) You're a mom

2) I want to fuck you

 

And, god dammit, I WANTED TO FUCK JESSICA ALBA'S BABY POOPING VAGINA!!!!

 

 

ps: While I roundly panned Tracy Jordan as being unfunny at first, I now realize he is capable of some humorous statements

Yeah ive always wondered why people choose women who are like 50 or something, like it mean older women.

  xxx said:

Alright, ye shall receive (this isn't the exact one I was thinking of but then I couldn't find that one, soz)

 

Anyone who clicks, should know better at this point - NSFW (or eyes)

 

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  T35513R said:

Hell no - MILF means "Mom I'd Like to Fuck" meaning that only the following conditions must apply:

 

1) You're a mom

2) I want to fuck you

 

And, god dammit, I WANTED TO FUCK JESSICA ALBA'S BABY POOPING VAGINA!!!!

 

 

ps: While I roundly panned Tracy Jordan as being unfunny at first, I now realize he is capable of some humorous statements

oh no you didn't! this is insanity. so you can have a 11 year old milf? Lunacy. Jessica Alba isn't the embodiment of a milf - not on my watch. There's more to milfs than you seem to have allowed into your worldview. It's beyond..... stuff.

  Rambo said:

  T35513R said:

Hell no - MILF means "Mom I'd Like to Fuck" meaning that only the following conditions must apply:

 

1) You're a mom

2) I want to fuck you

 

And, god dammit, I WANTED TO FUCK JESSICA ALBA'S BABY POOPING VAGINA!!!!

 

 

ps: While I roundly panned Tracy Jordan as being unfunny at first, I now realize he is capable of some humorous statements

 

oh no you didn't! this is insanity. so you can have a 11 year old milf? Lunacy. Jessica Alba isn't the embodiment of a milf - not on my watch. There's more to milfs than you seem to have allowed into your worldview. It's beyond..... stuff.

 

I see your point rambo

  xxx said:

Alright, ye shall receive (this isn't the exact one I was thinking of but then I couldn't find that one, soz)

 

Anyone who clicks, should know better at this point - NSFW (or eyes)

 

» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «

oh god, what the fuck is that?!? a human being!!?

*washes eyes with acid*

Just looking at the thumbnail I thought it was another pic of that girl from the Majailoveyou/Calx Sherbert thread.

  Rambo said:

women who are under 30 shouldn't count as milfs even if they've had kids. Jessica Alba ? It's insanity.

 

wikipedia have got my back

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_I%27d_..._to_fuck_(MILF)

That's Jennifer Beals, man!

I thought a cougar was an older woman who favors younger men, not just a hot older woman.

  Super lurker ultra V12 said:

  xxx said:

Alright, ye shall receive (this isn't the exact one I was thinking of but then I couldn't find that one, soz)

 

Anyone who clicks, should know better at this point - NSFW (or eyes)

 

» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «

oh god, what the fuck is that?!? a human being!!?

 

*washes eyes with acid*

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT IS THAT

  abusivegeorge said:

  Super lurker ultra V12 said:

  xxx said:

Alright, ye shall receive (this isn't the exact one I was thinking of but then I couldn't find that one, soz)

 

Anyone who clicks, should know better at this point - NSFW (or eyes)

 

» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «

oh god, what the fuck is that?!? a human being!!?

 

*washes eyes with acid*

 

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT IS THAT

I almost fucking puked when I was glimpsed such a sight, my stomach is weird right now granted but thats fucking fucked up

m i l f, don't you for get.

AAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEGH

  Braintree said:

AAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEGH

i really hope she is getting it from behind in that picture

I ORDERED A WHISKEY SOUR NOT A COCKTAIL

marisa tomei. the woman gets sexier every year.

zaphod you and i have such similar tastes it's eerie

  zaphod said:

marisa tomei. the woman gets sexier every year.

thats like saying the grass is green and the sky is blue

*hi-five*

  Great Maker ShaiHulud said:

I believe you meant to post this in the nice asses thread

  David R James said:

  Rambo said:

  T35513R said:

Hell no - MILF means "Mom I'd Like to Fuck" meaning that only the following conditions must apply:

 

1) You're a mom

2) I want to fuck you

 

And, god dammit, I WANTED TO FUCK JESSICA ALBA'S BABY POOPING VAGINA!!!!

 

 

ps: While I roundly panned Tracy Jordan as being unfunny at first, I now realize he is capable of some humorous statements

 

oh no you didn't! this is insanity. so you can have a 11 year old milf? Lunacy. Jessica Alba isn't the embodiment of a milf - not on my watch. There's more to milfs than you seem to have allowed into your worldview. It's beyond..... stuff.

 

 

I see your point rambo

 

point taken . . . sort of . . . . ugh. . . but, to be fair, I would NOT like to fuck her . . . so she's not technically a MILF.

How about this, what if you had a woman who was 12, had a kid, but she had progeria so she looked like she was really 70 and, for some odd-ass reason, you wanted to fuck her . . . would she THEN qualify as an appropriate MILF Rambo . . . Huh. .. . ANSWER ME!!!!! . . .. or something

the hell!

  Great Maker ShaiHulud said:

whoa , Japan has come a long way with Robotics

Fuck you motherfuckers

*face palm*

fml