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I think they didn't hire me on account of my cover letter:

 

"Good god I love zombies. I really can’t go on about how much I love zombies. I own around ten movies about zombies, and as much as I love them, I don’t want to work with them. I’m quite comfortable working with the dead as long as they remain dead. Can you imagine trying to do some paper work while there’s a walking corpse trying to nibble on your ear to get at that big round candy brain inside? No way. Not me. I don’t work with zombies, but admire them at afar. Though in the case of a zombie apocalypse outbreak, you know you’ll have hired the right guy because of my extensive knowledge of Zombie-Proof Fortifications."

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  Soothsayer said:
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probably O.D.'ed on cheesy vocals...

 

fahrenheit fair enough was pretty damn good, I will just pretend they both died after that, in that case rest in peace crackaz

 

seriously ill do my best today to find out where you live, start deleting your personal internet info now

 

http://www.myspace.com/blanketfortcollapse

 

Jacob Anderson

 

BOISE, Idaho

 

aww look you in a ghey band ACAIDEUS Experimental / Metal

 

IP Address coming soon and my some google mappage

 

Dude, you may be a bit hurt by the guy's words...but this is far from the right way to handle it.

 

Let's keep this thread on the correct topic and not get too personal. It's pretty insulting to the notion of "R.I.P."...

 

RIP

 

 

ahahahahahaha no this is exactly the way to handle this situation. If he stalks me and tries to destroy my 010101 digital life he will totally get charlie cooper's dick back in his asshole, keeping him warm at night.

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  beneboi said:
GOOD, the guy was a fucking prick. the one time i saw telefon tel aviv, he and his faggot band mate were complete assholes and they played a terrible set.

 

seriously ill do my best today to find out where you live and get you drunk and make love to your music

 

http://www.myspace.com/beneboi

 

Vaughn Coldewey

 

FORT WORTH, TEXAS

 

aww look you were in the deep sea creatures compilation

 

sex coming soon and more haxor level google findings

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IMMA GONNA HUNT YOU DOWN ON THEM INTERNETS FOR DISRESPECTIN' ME!!

 

doodzor.... I didnt mean it, I just havent heard anyone say "no shit sherlock" for like 8 years... please dont google me elite haxor style and destroy my life

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IMMA GONNA HUNT YOU DOWN ON THEM INTERNETS FOR DISRESPECTIN' ME!!

 

doodzor.... I didnt mean it, I just havent heard anyone say "no shit sherlock" for like 8 years... please dont google me elite haxor style and destroy my life

 

hey BFC you should maybe OD too.

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