One of those wanks.

You know those wanks where when you climax, you close your eyes and all energy leaves you, and you can do nowt but sit there for a while untill your capable of moving or typing. Then you get butterflies in your stomach and you feel all weird as its become hard to walk? Man just had one of those, so so good.

have sex please

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

  Coalbucket PI said:

have sex please

I can't shes out tonight, its student night, she won't get home till around 4 and even then I'm not going round to see her, as I don't think the bus runs at that time of the morning.

i think you have confused wanking with tummy tickles from mum... but that's just me

When someone posts a thread like this, and it get's a whole load of responses, I roll my eyes and think to myself "that's watmm".

When someone posts a thread like this, and it is mostly ignored, I become very uncomfortable.

  goffer said:

i think you have confused wanking with tummy tickles from mum... but that's just me

next time try it with something in your butt.

dude

  nene multiple assgasms said:

next time try it with something in your butt.

I heard on the streets that you supposedly cum stupid hard

  Capsaicin said:

  nene multiple assgasms said:

next time try it with something in your butt.

I heard on the streets that you supposedly cum stupid hard

word is bond.

there seems to be a lot more uncontrolled teenage angst on watmm these days. not sure what that's all about. even from some of the older members.

all very odd.

*faps furiously before busting through drywall with erect pen0r in hand*

I knocked one out at work yesterday.

  BCM said:

I knocked one out at work yesterday.

i've been tempted a couple of times but the toilets at my work are way too public (ie. people entering all the time) zole.

yeah, mine are like that too. I just thought to hell with it and did the deed.

ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE WANKS

WHERE YOU DONT WANNA WAKE UP

*busts through drywall with penis, impaling someone on the other side*

  42Orange said:

ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE WANKS

 

WHERE YOU DONT WANNA WAKE UP

Thats it in one^^.

Also I don't see this as angst, its more joy than anything.

  42Orange said:

ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE WANKS

 

WHERE YOU DONT WANNA WAKE UP

GIVE ME SOMETHING TO WANK

HOW 'BOUT YOUR FUCKIN' FACE

what happened to you irari, you used to be such a happy boy

  beneboi said:

what happened to you irari, you used to be such a happy boy

WATMM has taken him over, you enter here innocent and nice and leave dead inside.

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  beneboi said:

what happened to you irari, you used to be such a happy boy

weed

  essines said:

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I thought of you, honest.

My bedroom is on the downstairs floor of our house right next to the kitchen and we have very thin walls, in fact if you peer out of the kitchen window at the right angle you can see me sat at my computer. Thus wanking has become as thrilling as playing Thief: moving with the silence of the whispering winds, listening with a sharpened ear for the the footsteps of the "guards", and sticking closely to the shadows. And sticking closely to the inside of my underwear.