One of those wanks.

  Iain C said:

My bedroom is on the downstairs floor of our house right next to the kitchen and we have very thin walls, in fact if you peer out of the kitchen window at the right angle you can see me sat at my computer. Thus wanking has become as thrilling as playing Thief: moving with the silence of the whispering winds, listening with a sharpened ear for the the footsteps of the "guards", and sticking closely to the shadows. And sticking closely to the inside of my underwear.

My parents used to just randomly burst into my room, so now I have a lock on my door, which I requested and when they asked why I said it was coz all the equipment I'd got in there so that I could lock it when I went out in case we got broken into. I havent yet given an excuse as to why I lock myself in.

self-abusivegeorge

  IRARI said:

  beneboi said:

what happened to you irari, you used to be such a happy boy

 

weed

what did he do to you? i miss good old tht tne, would you feel better if i made him apologize?

or are you talking about the drug?

  beneboi said:

  IRARI said:

  beneboi said:

what happened to you irari, you used to be such a happy boy

 

weed

 

what did he do to you? i miss good old tht tne, would you feel better if i made him apologize?

 

 

or are you talking about the drug?

if she was sorry she wouldn't have been such a silly, silly bint

tht tne! was a she?

dude, weed is not something you need to be worried about. he has absolutely no idea how much we love you and dont give a shit about him. come back, please. i miss your enthusiasm.

  beneboi said:

dude, weed is not something you need to be worried about. he has absolutely no idea how much we love you and dont give a shit about him. come back, please. i miss your enthusiasm.

ok beneboi just for you

*armpump*

i can go to sleep now, knowing my work here is done.

tht tne is seriously one of my favorite members, you guys. it hurts to see a African American in a pickle like that.

TONY!!!

*dutch rutters everyone in this thread*

it's

had me one of those lastnight

* dutch ovens the entire east coast*

  LUDD said:

TONY!!!

Montana?

god dammit

tht tne is irari

tht tne is tony

keep up, george

Ah got ya! Cheerz bro.

I haven't had a good wank in days.

  Velazquez said:

I haven't had a good wank in days.

Well I hope this helps you to remember in future.

  Velazquez said:

I haven't had a good wank in days.

new lady friend?

  abusivegeorge said:

  Velazquez said:

I haven't had a good wank in days.

 

Well I hope this helps you to remember in future.

thanks, I appreciate it.

  beneboi said:

  Velazquez said:

I haven't had a good wank in days.

 

new lady friend?

yes.

*nods approvingly*