Fucking epic WIN

She only lives round the corner from me, not even five minutes walk, shes a student who moved down here from leicester to further her degree in literature, and fuck she has just the best body, I'm going to get pics asap, how long does it take to be with a bird before she lets you take pics of her?

  abusivegeorge said:

She only lives round the corner from me, not even five minutes walk, shes a student who moved down here from leicester to further her degree in literature, and fuck she has just the best body, I'm going to get pics asap, how long does it take to be with a bird before she lets you take pics of her?

Consciously? Hmmm, dunno

  Joyrex said:

  abusivegeorge said:

She only lives round the corner from me, not even five minutes walk, shes a student who moved down here from leicester to further her degree in literature, and fuck she has just the best body, I'm going to get pics asap, how long does it take to be with a bird before she lets you take pics of her?

 

Consciously? Hmmm, dunno

Is it morally ok to knock her out and then take pictures then? Because this doesn't bother me.

A friend of mine tried to record a chick in his bedroom without her knowing when we were in high school. He used one that looked like this

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lolarity ensued, when she saw a red glowing light under a stack of towels. I hope he still has that vhs lying around somewhere...

so is this the dark underbelly of watmm then?

  Joyrex said:

  abusivegeorge said:

Just went into town, to go to the bank and open a new account, only to find I had £270 left in a completely dormant one I hadn't touched for years, so I dragged that out and went to Gamestation across the road where I got chatted up by one of the girl staff who was hot and I got her number, left there and went to blockbusters and bought "Deliverance" and "A scanner darkly" for £8 for the two, brand new.

 

Get in.

 

What did you get a Gamestation besides a phone number that's probably fake?

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Ya gunna take that?! You got faced, son!!!

  abusivegeorge said:

She only lives round the corner from me, not even five minutes walk, shes a student who moved down here from leicester to further her degree in literature, and fuck she has just the best body, I'm going to get pics asap, how long does it take to be with a bird before she lets you take pics of her?

you cant possibly actually be blood related to LUDD...

  beneboi said:

  abusivegeorge said:

She only lives round the corner from me, not even five minutes walk, shes a student who moved down here from leicester to further her degree in literature, and fuck she has just the best body, I'm going to get pics asap, how long does it take to be with a bird before she lets you take pics of her?

 

you cant possibly actually be blood related to LUDD...

Lol no we are not blood related, but very close. Hes my sisters ex bf, friend of the family, and someone who I regard very highly.

do you mean naked pics? or naked pics with watmm written on her ass while you fuck it? id say first date.

  beneboi said:

do you mean naked pics? or naked pics with watmm written on her ass while you fuck it? id say first date.

All of these, but first date has been and gone, and I don't think she wants to fuck just yet, she's not a whore, I can tell, shame.

fucking on the first date does not a whore make.

  beneboi said:

fucking on the first date does not a whore make.

depends how often she has first dates

  analogue wings said:

  beneboi said:

fucking on the first date does not a whore make.

 

depends how often she has first dates

maybe i should have phrased that "when a female has sex with me the first few hours i know her, i dont immediately think she is a whore because of the mad cocksmanship skills i put on display"

we must all practice our cocksmanship on a weekly, if not daily, basis

So your a rabbit, essentially?

i haven't successfully brought any life into this world, if that's what you are asking but i do enjoy a healthy assortment poonanny

just be safe out there george

Edit, fucking thing.

I just jacked off in a handicapped shower.

FUCKING HELL

I remembered to put my mask on.

WHO WONT MY FUCKING SPOILER TAGS WORK, CUNTS.

average female response to analogue wings cocksmanship skill display

Thanks analogue wings, lost its moment now though :(.

  abusivegeorge said:

Just went into town, to go to the bank and open a new account, only to find I had £270 left in a completely dormant one I hadn't touched for years, so I dragged that out and went to Gamestation across the road where I got chatted up by one of the girl staff who was hot and I got her number, left there and went to blockbusters and bought "Deliverance" and "A scanner darkly" for £8 for the two, brand new.

 

Get in.

I blacked out while I was at a bar and woke up with a girl's number once.

  Braintree said:

  abusivegeorge said:

Just went into town, to go to the bank and open a new account, only to find I had £270 left in a completely dormant one I hadn't touched for years, so I dragged that out and went to Gamestation across the road where I got chatted up by one of the girl staff who was hot and I got her number, left there and went to blockbusters and bought "Deliverance" and "A scanner darkly" for £8 for the two, brand new.

 

Get in.

 

I blacked out while I was at a bar and woke up with a girl's number once.

Did you go round and see her after she'd finished work?

You should wait behind the dumpsters and surprise her.