Guest abusivegeorge Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 She only lives round the corner from me, not even five minutes walk, shes a student who moved down here from leicester to further her degree in literature, and fuck she has just the best body, I'm going to get pics asap, how long does it take to be with a bird before she lets you take pics of her? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42142-fucking-epic-win/page/2/#findComment-937575 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 abusivegeorge said: She only lives round the corner from me, not even five minutes walk, shes a student who moved down here from leicester to further her degree in literature, and fuck she has just the best body, I'm going to get pics asap, how long does it take to be with a bird before she lets you take pics of her? Consciously? Hmmm, dunno Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42142-fucking-epic-win/page/2/#findComment-937594 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Joyrex said: abusivegeorge said: She only lives round the corner from me, not even five minutes walk, shes a student who moved down here from leicester to further her degree in literature, and fuck she has just the best body, I'm going to get pics asap, how long does it take to be with a bird before she lets you take pics of her? Consciously? Hmmm, dunno Is it morally ok to knock her out and then take pictures then? Because this doesn't bother me. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42142-fucking-epic-win/page/2/#findComment-937596 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 (edited) A friend of mine tried to record a chick in his bedroom without her knowing when we were in high school. He used one that looked like this . lolarity ensued, when she saw a red glowing light under a stack of towels. I hope he still has that vhs lying around somewhere... Edited January 30, 2009 by assegai Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42142-fucking-epic-win/page/2/#findComment-937598 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Idrn Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 so is this the dark underbelly of watmm then? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42142-fucking-epic-win/page/2/#findComment-937620 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blicero Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 Joyrex said: abusivegeorge said: Just went into town, to go to the bank and open a new account, only to find I had £270 left in a completely dormant one I hadn't touched for years, so I dragged that out and went to Gamestation across the road where I got chatted up by one of the girl staff who was hot and I got her number, left there and went to blockbusters and bought "Deliverance" and "A scanner darkly" for £8 for the two, brand new. Get in. What did you get a Gamestation besides a phone number that's probably fake? Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! Ya gunna take that?! You got faced, son!!! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42142-fucking-epic-win/page/2/#findComment-937628 Share on other sites More sharing options...
beneboi Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 abusivegeorge said: She only lives round the corner from me, not even five minutes walk, shes a student who moved down here from leicester to further her degree in literature, and fuck she has just the best body, I'm going to get pics asap, how long does it take to be with a bird before she lets you take pics of her? you cant possibly actually be blood related to LUDD... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42142-fucking-epic-win/page/2/#findComment-937629 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 beneboi said: abusivegeorge said: She only lives round the corner from me, not even five minutes walk, shes a student who moved down here from leicester to further her degree in literature, and fuck she has just the best body, I'm going to get pics asap, how long does it take to be with a bird before she lets you take pics of her? you cant possibly actually be blood related to LUDD... Lol no we are not blood related, but very close. Hes my sisters ex bf, friend of the family, and someone who I regard very highly. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42142-fucking-epic-win/page/2/#findComment-937634 Share on other sites More sharing options...
beneboi Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 do you mean naked pics? or naked pics with watmm written on her ass while you fuck it? id say first date. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42142-fucking-epic-win/page/2/#findComment-937644 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 beneboi said: do you mean naked pics? or naked pics with watmm written on her ass while you fuck it? id say first date. All of these, but first date has been and gone, and I don't think she wants to fuck just yet, she's not a whore, I can tell, shame. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42142-fucking-epic-win/page/2/#findComment-937645 Share on other sites More sharing options...
beneboi Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 fucking on the first date does not a whore make. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42142-fucking-epic-win/page/2/#findComment-937647 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 beneboi said: fucking on the first date does not a whore make. depends how often she has first dates Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42142-fucking-epic-win/page/2/#findComment-937648 Share on other sites More sharing options...
beneboi Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 analogue wings said: beneboi said: fucking on the first date does not a whore make. depends how often she has first dates maybe i should have phrased that "when a female has sex with me the first few hours i know her, i dont immediately think she is a whore because of the mad cocksmanship skills i put on display" we must all practice our cocksmanship on a weekly, if not daily, basis Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42142-fucking-epic-win/page/2/#findComment-937650 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 So your a rabbit, essentially? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42142-fucking-epic-win/page/2/#findComment-937653 Share on other sites More sharing options...
beneboi Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 i haven't successfully brought any life into this world, if that's what you are asking but i do enjoy a healthy assortment poonanny just be safe out there george Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42142-fucking-epic-win/page/2/#findComment-937656 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 (edited) Edit, fucking thing. Edited January 31, 2009 by abusivegeorge Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42142-fucking-epic-win/page/2/#findComment-937659 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 I just jacked off in a handicapped shower. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42142-fucking-epic-win/page/2/#findComment-937660 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 (edited) FUCKING HELL Edited January 31, 2009 by abusivegeorge Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42142-fucking-epic-win/page/2/#findComment-937665 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/2524.jpg I remembered to put my mask on. WHO WONT MY FUCKING SPOILER TAGS WORK, CUNTS. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42142-fucking-epic-win/page/2/#findComment-937670 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42142-fucking-epic-win/page/2/#findComment-937672 Share on other sites More sharing options...
beneboi Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 average female response to analogue wings cocksmanship skill display Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42142-fucking-epic-win/page/2/#findComment-937675 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 Thanks analogue wings, lost its moment now though :(. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42142-fucking-epic-win/page/2/#findComment-937681 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 abusivegeorge said: Just went into town, to go to the bank and open a new account, only to find I had £270 left in a completely dormant one I hadn't touched for years, so I dragged that out and went to Gamestation across the road where I got chatted up by one of the girl staff who was hot and I got her number, left there and went to blockbusters and bought "Deliverance" and "A scanner darkly" for £8 for the two, brand new. Get in. I blacked out while I was at a bar and woke up with a girl's number once. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42142-fucking-epic-win/page/2/#findComment-937826 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 Braintree said: abusivegeorge said: Just went into town, to go to the bank and open a new account, only to find I had £270 left in a completely dormant one I hadn't touched for years, so I dragged that out and went to Gamestation across the road where I got chatted up by one of the girl staff who was hot and I got her number, left there and went to blockbusters and bought "Deliverance" and "A scanner darkly" for £8 for the two, brand new. Get in. I blacked out while I was at a bar and woke up with a girl's number once. Did you go round and see her after she'd finished work? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42142-fucking-epic-win/page/2/#findComment-938165 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 277: 930-933 Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 You should wait behind the dumpsters and surprise her. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42142-fucking-epic-win/page/2/#findComment-938196 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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