awesomeperson Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Beats reading on a monitor. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42147-more-ulililia-updates/page/3/#findComment-947255 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pennywise Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 im buying that book. imagine if it was actually good. (thats impossible) Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42147-more-ulililia-updates/page/3/#findComment-950161 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bitroast Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 i'd buy it. dunno if i'd read it, but i can't imagine not buying it. although, if it DID turn out to be a massive fake/joke then i'd probably throw the book in a fire and cry. not that i doubt ulillillia's authenticity, i'm just saying :) Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42147-more-ulililia-updates/page/3/#findComment-950198 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Panoptimist Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42147-more-ulililia-updates/page/3/#findComment-950209 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Panoptimist Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Dude lives in one big dream. That's why he hates mirrors. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42147-more-ulililia-updates/page/3/#findComment-950225 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Panoptimist Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 This dude is not aware of himself as a human being. That's why he hates mirrors. Back to reality. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42147-more-ulililia-updates/page/3/#findComment-950579 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 someone needs to sign up as ulililia's big brother, take him out in their ferarri to meet some arcade babes Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42147-more-ulililia-updates/page/3/#findComment-950581 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Panoptimist Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 That would be a disaster waiting to happen. How big of a shitfit do you think he'd throw if he didn't get his pizza? That kid wouldn't know what to do if you brought him on a hike through the mountains. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42147-more-ulililia-updates/page/3/#findComment-950586 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted February 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 I don't think he has any friends... very sad actually. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42147-more-ulililia-updates/page/3/#findComment-950612 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drahken Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 This thread is the second search result for ' Ulililia ' on Google. Number 1 goes to: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthrea...hreadid=2932152 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42147-more-ulililia-updates/page/3/#findComment-950632 Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesomeperson Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 That's because it's misspelled, anyway you guys must have not caught this, he's not even aware of what his dogs were doing: http://forums.howwhatwhy.com/showflat.php?...p;Number=261889 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42147-more-ulililia-updates/page/3/#findComment-950654 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drahken Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 (edited) Oh my, my oh my serious lulz. I love how he uses math to explain the powerful bond made when two dogs hump. Quote 4. Fairly recently, there was a bond made that was so strong, even with a 25-pound dog below and the 15-pound dog on top with the lower dog hanging and movement up and down to simulate about 2 G's of force, the bond wouldn't break. That's like 50 pounds of force for a bond no more than 2 cubic centimeters. That is such an intense force required. After repeated whacking (sometimes even hard whacks), the bond still remain as if not giving up. The bond finally broke and a lot of liquid came out (and it wasn't yellow suggesting urine). After this episode, I locked him up again and he was breathing in and out like 4 times a second, so fast, it doesn't seem right. Edit: man that is pure win. "Actually it was the male trying to get the other older female. I thought it was "heap", not "heat"." Edited February 12, 2009 by Drahken Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42147-more-ulililia-updates/page/3/#findComment-950663 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drahken Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 I think your theory of masturbation just went out the window Joyrex. Quote Well, when I broke that bond, there wasn't any yelping or blood so it probably didn't hurt and it otherwise was in the early stages. A strange liquid came out, however, but it wasn't yellow or didn't have any tints of red, so it was kind of like water. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42147-more-ulililia-updates/page/3/#findComment-950669 Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesomeperson Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Yeah, he has no clue what-so-ever, plus the way he describes these situations is rather amusing :D Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42147-more-ulililia-updates/page/3/#findComment-950685 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted February 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 vasio said: That's because it's misspelled, anyway you guys must have not caught this, he's not even aware of what his dogs were doing: http://forums.howwhatwhy.com/showflat.php?...p;Number=261889 OH MY FUCKING LOL Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42147-more-ulililia-updates/page/3/#findComment-950716 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 vasio said: That's because it's misspelled, anyway you guys must have not caught this, he's not even aware of what his dogs were doing: http://forums.howwhatwhy.com/showflat.php?...p;Number=261889 wow. just wow. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42147-more-ulililia-updates/page/3/#findComment-950732 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drahken Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 More epicness "Strange Markings on Cans" said: On my Minute Maid drinks, I see "HI, ME 5¢ CA CRV" right next to the bar code. It doesn't seem to be an ID or anything (that appears to be on the bottom), because a can over a year old has the exact same thing. What does this mean? HI, ME, and CA are the two-letter state abbreviations for Hawaii, Maine (? 92% certain), and California. The CRV I have no idea what it is (< 1% certainty). What's with the 5 cents notation? I see this kind of stuff on other products as well, with small variations, but only a few products have this. I'm posting this here because I don't know what this is all about so I can't determine the category. Feel free to move the thread if it fits into a category more suiting. http://forums.howwhatwhy.com/showflat.php?...0920#Post320920 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42147-more-ulililia-updates/page/3/#findComment-950782 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Drahken said: More epicness "Strange Markings on Cans" said: On my Minute Maid drinks, I see "HI, ME 5¢ CA CRV" right next to the bar code. It doesn't seem to be an ID or anything (that appears to be on the bottom), because a can over a year old has the exact same thing. What does this mean? HI, ME, and CA are the two-letter state abbreviations for Hawaii, Maine (? 92% certain), and California. The CRV I have no idea what it is (< 1% certainty). What's with the 5 cents notation? I see this kind of stuff on other products as well, with small variations, but only a few products have this. I'm posting this here because I don't know what this is all about so I can't determine the category. Feel free to move the thread if it fits into a category more suiting. http://forums.howwhatwhy.com/showflat.php?...0920#Post320920 Wow, you have to appreciate his exact calculations of percent certainty. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42147-more-ulililia-updates/page/3/#findComment-950788 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted February 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Here's all 5000+ posts from that site: http://forums.howwhatwhy.com/dosearch.php?...mp;Old=allposts Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42147-more-ulililia-updates/page/3/#findComment-950927 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 I actually kind of admire his quest to know things and ask about it. No matter how rediculous, and he takes such a logical and scientific stance on everything with such sincereity it's near impossible to not help him. Mind you, I just discovered this shit today. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42147-more-ulililia-updates/page/3/#findComment-950934 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Funktion Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 jesus fucking christ, he is so innocent and naive Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42147-more-ulililia-updates/page/3/#findComment-950941 Share on other sites More sharing options...
qnio Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 no way this is real Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42147-more-ulililia-updates/page/3/#findComment-950964 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 qnio said: no way this is real At 5000+ posts it better be real, or else who ever has the time to pull something like that wins the award for most pathetic person on the planet. » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Yeah, there's an award for that. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42147-more-ulililia-updates/page/3/#findComment-950969 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv_party Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 this is really happening Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42147-more-ulililia-updates/page/3/#findComment-950985 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drahken Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 I wonder if his parents, or even him for that matter, fathom how many people know and read about him lol. Does he even have a tracker on his site, I bet its pretty significant. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42147-more-ulililia-updates/page/3/#findComment-951140 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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