prostitutes/casual encounters

ok guys. i need some sexual healing. really don't want to go out to bars and flirt with people - i want to be up front about it, and prefer that they are too. i don't care if i have to pay (seems almost more honest . . plus i'm more likely to get a pro. wouldn't a pro be awesome at sex?).

anybody hired a man/lady/tranny/iain c? anybody hooked up on craiglist? are there better places to hook up? i already PMed lumpenprol and his experience is limited to china, although he helped as much as he could.

thanks dears! share your stories or disgust.

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I have no advice but i really interested in hearing what happens. sounds like a good thread.

Aren't you in the Philadelphia region? I will do lots of things for the right amount of money.

jus goto the local cattle market (aka cheesy club night) get one drunk, take it home, fuck it.

i don't condone this action of course, im a fuckin gentleman.

  essines said:

sounds like a good thread.

For the record I have never knowingly slept with a prostitute.

  kaen said:

i practically fuck milfs as a hobby, alot of them have been tight.

jesus man just wack it it's 100% better than wondering about an HIV test

yeah, what?

lol.

  autopilot said:

Aren't you in the Philadelphia region? I will do lots of things for the right amount of money.

nyc. and if you look like the drawing in your avatar, you're in business!

the prostitution business

kaen man, it sounds like a good idea, but there are so many things wrong with it on my end. i'm usually not attracted to the kind of people who are in there. i'm a picky dude. i'm not good at flirting with them either, they usually just think i'm weird. i'm good at flirting with weird girls. hence my sudden willingness to pay

edit: where'd your post go? weird

edit: nm found it

edit: it was in my buttpants

I'll poop on your chest for $20.

hah. what do you think this is, japan? i don't have that kind of money.

lol @ A/D and autopilot.

have fun when everything is normal except the warping blue cast over everything that comes with looking upward at us here in living color as your life palpably slips slowly into the churning black maw because you were so desperate to have the illusory affirmation that comes with your wang slipping in and out of some warm humid hole for 3 minutes.

  tv_party said:

have fun when everything is normal except the warping blue cast over everything that comes with looking upward at us here in living color as your life palpably slips slowly into the churning black maw because you were so desperate to have the illusory affirmation that comes with your wang slipping in and out of some warm humid hole for 3 minutes.

you seriously need to get laid.

  tv_party said:

have fun when everything is normal except the warping blue cast over everything that comes with looking upward at us here in living color as your life palpably slips slowly into the churning black maw because you were so desperate to have the illusory affirmation that comes with your wang slipping in and out of some warm humid hole for 3 minutes.

is that what it's like when the syph hits yr brain?

  essines said:

  tv_party said:

have fun when everything is normal except the warping blue cast over everything that comes with looking upward at us here in living color as your life palpably slips slowly into the churning black maw because you were so desperate to have the illusory affirmation that comes with your wang slipping in and out of some warm humid hole for 3 minutes.

 

you seriously need to get laid.

lol you're very likely right but I'm lazy as fuck.

I vaguely remember what it's like. :) certainly not worth wasting in a hospital bed, pissing blood or worrying about telling your newly found love of your life.

  tv_party said:

have fun when everything is normal except the warping blue cast over everything that comes with looking upward at us here in living color as your life palpably slips slowly into the churning black maw because you were so desperate to have the illusory affirmation that comes with your wang slipping in and out of some warm humid hole for 3 minutes.

fuck getting laid just give me some of your drugs. not if it's going to be a downer though, jesus

here's why i need somewhere better than craigslist . .

  A/D said:

  tv_party said:

have fun when everything is normal except the warping blue cast over everything that comes with looking upward at us here in living color as your life palpably slips slowly into the churning black maw because you were so desperate to have the illusory affirmation that comes with your wang slipping in and out of some warm humid hole for 3 minutes.

 

fuck getting laid just give me some of your drugs. not if it's going to be a downer though, jesus

hey do whatever you like man, I just remember (true story) being on some forum and hearing about a guy who got hiv from some guy he knew had it. I'm damn near a hypochondriac and when I thought of that plus waiting for test results of my own after I ate out some promiscuous college chick it was sobering for me.

  tv_party said:

  essines said:

  tv_party said:

have fun when everything is normal except the warping blue cast over everything that comes with looking upward at us here in living color as your life palpably slips slowly into the churning black maw because you were so desperate to have the illusory affirmation that comes with your wang slipping in and out of some warm humid hole for 3 minutes.

 

you seriously need to get laid.

 

lol you're very likely right but I'm lazy as fuck.

I vaguely remember what it's like. :) certainly not worth wasting in a hospital bed, pissing blood or worrying about telling your newly found love of your life.

 

or you could take the 3 seconds of thinking involved in not being a fuck wit and avoid all of those nasty things.

no, he's right, i'm pretty much planning on plunging my naked cock into anything.

autopilot i'm willing to negotiate

edit: tried that thanks

don't let me rain on anyone's parade here, fuck some rancid pussy as long as you wrap it up I'm sure you'll be fine

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