prostitutes/casual encounters

  beneboi said:

  lumpenprol said:

not as disgusting as all the cock shots and fake tits in your boob upload. Quality, not quantity sir

 

no, comparing the whores you buy to teenagers you deflower is significantly more disgusting than a gallery of pictures (of any kind)

Bullshit motherfucker.

[illegal torrent link removed]

thanks, downloading.

  abusivegeorge said:

  beneboi said:

  lumpenprol said:

not as disgusting as all the cock shots and fake tits in your boob upload. Quality, not quantity sir

 

no, comparing the whores you buy to teenagers you deflower is significantly more disgusting than a gallery of pictures (of any kind)

 

Bullshit motherfucker.

i would enjoy Benenboi elaborating more on his moral standards to the group

  Awepittance said:

  abusivegeorge said:

  beneboi said:

  lumpenprol said:

not as disgusting as all the cock shots and fake tits in your boob upload. Quality, not quantity sir

 

no, comparing the whores you buy to teenagers you deflower is significantly more disgusting than a gallery of pictures (of any kind)

 

Bullshit motherfucker.

 

i would enjoy Benenboi elaborating more on his moral standards to the group

Lol, he travels on his own a lot, I guess, apart from his dog, he doesn't see much?

Love you really dude.

lol how is saying something is disgusting a moral standard

i personally think prostitutes are disgusting, thats just me, and when i think of a big hairy white guy deflowering little bitty asian teenage virgins, it also kind of disgusts me. im not saying its wrong.

*buys lumpenprol a prostitute*

this ones on me, lumpy

  beneboi said:

this ones on me, lumpy

That's disgusting.

lol, fair enough, I see your point and "big hairy white guy" reminds me of the dude from aqua teen hunger force who lives next door.

I was trying to say it reminded me of my first lays when I was a teenager. But I was mostly exaggerating for effect: in my experience, popping a girl's cherry is not what it's cracked up to be. Screwing snug hookers is much more enjoyable.

see?

simple misunderstanding

go suck a cock gb3

A few months ago I slept with some philippino girl that turned out to be a virgin. It was not pleasant.

But that shit was like a vice on my dick.

edit: she turned out to be older than me, I should clarify.

  Braintree said:

A few months ago I slept with some philippino girl that turned out to be a virgin. It was not pleasant.

 

But that shit was like a vice on my dick.

 

edit: she turned out to be older than me, I should clarify.

You lucky bastard.

breaking a girls cherry i think is only super sexually exciting for sadistic people

nothing wrong with getting pleasure in dishing out pain but rarely does the female not experience it

It was fucking awful :unhappy:

  Braintree said:

A few months ago I slept with some philippino girl that turned out to be a virgin. It was not pleasant.

 

But that shit was like a vice on my dick.

 

edit: she turned out to be older than me, I should clarify.

right. Nothing fun about getting stuck halfway in. Nothing fun about screwing someone who doesn't understand her body yet, either.

  beneboi said:

go suck a cock gb3

only if you're offering yours you sexy mustached fool

  Awepittance said:

  beneboi said:

go suck a cock gb3

 

only if you're offering yours you sexy mustached fool

dude

*books a plane ticket*

I popped my ex's cherry and she really didn't seem in that much pain, or perhaps she just wasn't showing it, ah well.

  abusivegeorge said:

I popped my ex's cherry and she really didn't seem in that much pain, or perhaps she just wasn't showing it, ah well.

try using a bigger penis next time

  beneboi said:

  Awepittance said:

  beneboi said:

go suck a cock gb3

 

only if you're offering yours you sexy mustached fool

 

dude

 

*books a plane ticket*

I WILL NOT DO SLOPPY SECONDS.

Also, FUCK YOU, my penis was plent big enough, it was all I could afford anyway.

I usually bring no less than three penises, just to make sure it's the right fit.

good idea, a penis is definitely an item i splurge on

get it?

nfsw

don't stress, it's fake

  lumpenprol said:

don't stress, it's fake

Are you sure? Coz I'm quite naive.