Christina Ricci

now that she's skinny she looks a lot like my niece, which is disturbing. I still definitely would, though.

  nene multiple assgasms said:

now that she's skinny she looks a lot like my niece, which is disturbing. I still definitely would, though.

You'd do your niece huh?

the weird thing is I thought christina ricci was hot before my niece was even born.

lol

where's this chubby dancing gif

and how old is your neice?

I'd fuck the hydro out with my phalLus WINK WINK

she's like thirteen or something.

So you find Chritina Ricci hot, but she looks like your niece? Is this going where I think its going?

damn

fuck

awesome thanks

Oh yeah.

my niece and I both have the big forehead. I think I just wanna fuck a female version of myself basically. not an underage one or one that I'm related to, though.

  nene multiple assgasms said:

my niece and I both have the big forehead. I think I just wanna fuck a female version of myself basically. not an underage one or one that I'm related to, though.

I can totally relate to this.

i've thought about it a lot and i would totally fuck myself. or a "female version" of myself.

*puts on goodbye horses by q lazzarus, applies lipstick*

would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard.

  triachus said:

I'd like to come on that huge forehead of hers

Joyrex, now, i'm not trying to be a dick when i post this, but it weirds me out immensely when you come into a thread like this and say "I want to come (sic) on that big forehead of hers", using that horribly awkward and incorrect incantation of "cum", then make your next post in something like "Best Video Games of the Year" that reads"Yeah me and my little boy played that game on the Wii while drinking grape Kool-Aid".

It's like you're my girlfriends dads talking about wanted to give Christina Ricci a facial.

how many dads does your girlfriend have?

oops. i don't know though she's got like 10 uncles on her dad's side.

  Squee said:

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Those are supposedly her's... the bird tattoo gives it away.

 

hers

  thec said:

I'd fuck the hydro out with my phalLus WINK WINK

lols

I like her best in Pecker which is a charming little film

  essines said:

Joyrex, now, i'm not trying to be a dick when i post this

Too late.

I'm a guy, a married guy with kids, but I can still fantasize and ogle, can't I?

Besides, don't tell me you wouldn't tap that like a keg at a frat party...

oh shit yeah. i would tap that like my kitchen/bathroom faucet(s)

the weird thing is you're not the oldest nor the only married/with children on the forum but youre' papa J so it's very strange for me.

  essines said:

oh shit yeah. i would tap that like my kitchen/bathroom faucet(s)

 

the weird thing is you're not the oldest nor the only married/with children on the forum but youre' papa J so it's very strange for me.

*cups essines balls*

It's OK... I understand.