i saved someones life on a beautiful saturday afternoon

  Capsaicin said:

Luke, I've wondered this, but does your avatar resemble you in real life?

that would be ok, you can manifest it. but, no. that avatar is a drawing i of mine.

i used to look like this before i shaved my head:

as of now, i have no current pictures yet.

  Panoptimist said:

The bystander effect can be disrupted if you make it a point to personally call out a single individual in a crowd of many. Especially if you are in need of help while everyone is standing around in a circle just staring, look someone in the eyes and ask "what are YOU going to do." They won't feel like part of the group any more.

this is very true and i see it as an especially poignant fact to remember next time if something like this were to happen again.

lol why are you dressed in a robe?

  Z_B_Z said:

lol why are you dressed in a robe?

why does anything happen

It's cool to hear how you disrupted that from the beginning by taking personal responsibility for it.

That woman is glad that you acted, regardless of "certified" CPR.

  Luke Fucking Hazard said:

  Z_B_Z said:

lol why are you dressed in a robe?

 

why does anything happen

Because at the same time anything is being, it is also nothingness.

  Luke Fucking Hazard said:

  Z_B_Z said:

lol why are you dressed in a robe?

 

why does anything happen

:undecided:

Nice one mr hazard. Perhaps it was her time to die and you have changed the destiny of the world... for the worse? cue creepy music.

  Z_B_Z said:

lol why are you dressed in a robe?

snuggie: the blanket that has sleeves!

On a sem-related note, where can I get one of those adult sleeper suits? You know, like the one babies wear?

Luke Fucking Hazard should totally fuck the woman he saved from a hazard.

  Dr. Bunsen Honeydew said:

Nice one mr hazard. Perhaps it was her time to die and you have changed the destiny of the world... for the worse? cue creepy music.

not in THIS universe!

  Panoptimist said:

On a sem-related note, where can I get one of those adult sleeper suits? You know, like the one babies wear?

rattling lol on this.

Once i saved a 2 years old from drowning in a pool. I got a ronaldo t-shirt from the parents for that (it was back in 98)(France won). Luke, you might maybe receive a gift for that within the next days. something like a t-shirt maybe, just like me.

sweet !

*proudly wears Earstroke t-shirt of heroic champions*

not to be negative, but shouldn't you have attempted the heimlich maneuver first while she was still upright? Sounds like the nurse deserves equal credit for getting the obstructions out of her airway...anyhow congrats for taking action when most people were paralyzed...

  Babar said:

  Panoptimist said:

On a sem-related note, where can I get one of those adult sleeper suits? You know, like the one babies wear?

rattling lol on this.

 

Once i saved a 2 years old from drowning in a pool. I got a ronaldo t-shirt from the parents for that (it was back in 98)(France won). Luke, you might maybe receive a gift for that within the next days. something like a t-shirt maybe, just like me.

"I saved an old bitch from choking to death and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."

Quality man, that was a really brave thing to do, I'd have been all like "ewww I don't know where her lips have been though" and probably puked in her mouth.

  Panoptimist said:

On a sem-related note, where can I get one of those adult sleeper suits? You know, like the one babies wear?

you need a selk bag

bravo

  kaen said:

  Panoptimist said:

On a sem-related note, where can I get one of those adult sleeper suits? You know, like the one babies wear?

 

you need a selk bag

 

wow, that's like snuggie - the next level.

^ those are pretty idm. they remind me of the rhubear suits

lol

good work luke!

ps. god the internet is grim

Hahahahahahahahahahah!

nice mspaint job, EANDN

  lumpenprol said:

not to be negative, but shouldn't you have attempted the heimlich maneuver first while she was still upright? Sounds like the nurse deserves equal credit for getting the obstructions out of her airway...anyhow congrats for taking action when most people were paralyzed...

you are right, i didn't know what i was doing at all. i was totally relieved when the nurse came.

edit: grammar