Pepsi are fucking insane

This reminds me of when I was exploring the Nuka-Cola Factory in Fallout 3, and there were R&D documents and stuff laying out the story of messing with radioactive isotopes and the casualties that followed, to produce their new and fresh luminescent blue Nuka Cola Quantum.

Corporations are crazy.

gravitational pull of pepsi?

wtf is this?

  JohnTqs said:

gravitational pull of pepsi?

wtf is this?

it's practical science.

  JohnTqs said:

gravitational pull of pepsi?

wtf is this?

Its a perfectly rational theory, read the rules.

This advertisement for pepsi is nonsense. Too much. Why are the advertisement commercial made for brainwashing too pepsi .

but i've read it like 10 times already...alright, i'll read it again...

  JohnTqs said:

but i've read it like 10 times already...alright, i'll read it again...

I admire your compliancy, I'll let you off untill you round up to the next hundred posts, then read them, I'll be checking.

it's people at pepsi justifying their excessive paychecks by making slideshows comparing their new logo to the mona lisa and universal expansion somehow, and presumably actually believing what they're writing despite it being complete bullshit. like, the slide near the end quotes light years as a measure of speed. ffs

I actually rather enjoyed some of the analysis that went into the design, but the "gravitational" bullshit is just extra designwank, most likely tongue-in-cheek, making the hours of Adobe Illustrator wankery that went into the whole rebrand appear to be more than what they were, while entertaining whatever corporate heads had to read the report.

This is some sort of religious thing, actually.

yes, it reads like a scientology pamphlet

The worse ain't Pepsi, it's the fucking stupid retards of society that fall for this obvious viral marketing. "Oh I read this 20 time and I still dont get it". Stupid fuck, you probably saw the fucking logo 260 times in 5 minutes and it didnt cost them a dime : They wanted exactly that.

pepsi thinks they're sooo much better than coke, but everyone know coke kicks ass on a level pepsi will never understand and that's my word

i kinda want to kill myslef tonight

"i kinda want to kill myslef tonight"

Pennywise 1988-2009

fuck thats creepy

any picture of that fucking clown is creepy

  JohnTqs said:

any picture of that fucking clown is creepy

this is my ultimate nightmare figure, if i saw this guy in real life (knowing he was gonna kill me) l would cack myself. clowns suck

stoopid post,

in the sewer talking to that kid, that was so scary

pepsi muthafuckin crazy y'all!

this post is probably a pepsi ad

fun fact, Vsnares samples his speech in Find Candace(its the ambient track)

I AM THE DEVOURER OF WORLDS>>>>>AND CHILDREN!!!

i just want more cavalcade/hospitality style music. ok, i get that youre a washed out crack head who is too lazy to do anything but fuck up the amen into 7/4, but seriously, lay off the crack for a month, pick up your bong, and write cavalcade 2

  varius said:

but what about France?

 

They call it a Royale with Cheese.  That's not insane.