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the end of a shoelace is called an aglet

george washington was almost sniped by a scot called Ferguson

when oppenheimer watched the first atomic explosion he quoted an old hindu poem and pronounced 'i have become death, destroyer of worlds'

a platypus can detect electric and magnetic fields

ET can't whistle because he has no lips

i have a new friend named thec

i got two tickets to paradise

you are cordially invited

i accept

alright

just dont bring your UFO buddies because they get ectoplasm everywhere and it's a bitch to clean

An average of 8 priests are sacked per year within the British Isles as a result of incidents involving curtains or blinds.

Dogs actually possess the ability to digest coal, but they choose not to.

The modern table was invented by Sir Ronnie Table in 1945 on his return from serving in WW2. Before this people would eat their food off the floor like filthy animals.

  Coalbucket PI said:

The modern table was invented by Sir Ronnie Table in 1945 on his return from serving in WW2. Before this people would eat their food off the floor like filthy animals.

I remember reading about this, wasn't it a collaboration with Sir Charles Hair?

Some history books still mention him but current experts denounce him as a thief and a sex offender

Mostly due to his comeback novel, Great Asspectations

he even made a second comeback novel entitled dick and jane

he also ran for congress and threw down fisticuffs with david attenborough's ass

he was also a public masturbator. we all frowned upon him but he....oh man he just wouldnt stop masturbating. we were all like, ronnie stop masturbating in public, but... oh man, he just wouldnt listen

i didnt frown

i took pictures

THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed.

A war-like race of elves from the Red Planet landed on the ice-encased Earth, and they were immediately enslaved by the unevolved Santa Ape to make his confused toys using galactic elfin technology. Toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train, " but these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid. Christmas still sucked, in a big way.

  thec said:

i didnt frown

 

i took pictures

pics or gtfo

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  countchocula said:

THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed.

 

A war-like race of elves from the Red Planet landed on the ice-encased Earth, and they were immediately enslaved by the unevolved Santa Ape to make his confused toys using galactic elfin technology. Toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train, " but these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid. Christmas still sucked, in a big way.

LOL

we are monday friday wednesday tuesday friday saturday sunday

  azatoth said:

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ok there has been some shit, but if you think %100 of it was trash you need to get your lenses cleaned because i was a genius about 7 or so times tonight

plus stop all the hating! im just a man trying to get drunk and have a good time and chat with strangers online. why does this bother you? its not like im taking anything away from you. ive been sitting here all fucking night waiting for people to post and it just does not ever happen, so i initiate the discussions to get the party moving, sorry for having fun

last post

azatoth is just pissed he is located outside the universe

that would be very frustrating. i also think that means he is god. because if god created the universe than there must be something outside of the universe therefore azatoth = god

also let's try and keep this thread about TRUE FACTS

a thec is a measurement for giant penis size...

ie; that stout african fellow's member is approx. 2 thec's

which african?

i must know for documentary reasons

benjamin netanyahu

FACT: Many Autechre songs become actual words if you add vowels.

FACT:

Venetian Snares could actually be a talented musician if he wasn't a one trick pony