Guest thec Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 the end of a shoelace is called an aglet george washington was almost sniped by a scot called Ferguson when oppenheimer watched the first atomic explosion he quoted an old hindu poem and pronounced 'i have become death, destroyer of worlds' a platypus can detect electric and magnetic fields ET can't whistle because he has no lips Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42549-share-amazing-facts/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 i have a new friend named thec Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42549-share-amazing-facts/#findComment-949131 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thec Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 i got two tickets to paradise you are cordially invited Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42549-share-amazing-facts/#findComment-949155 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 i accept Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42549-share-amazing-facts/#findComment-949161 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thec Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 alright just dont bring your UFO buddies because they get ectoplasm everywhere and it's a bitch to clean Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42549-share-amazing-facts/#findComment-949169 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 An average of 8 priests are sacked per year within the British Isles as a result of incidents involving curtains or blinds. Dogs actually possess the ability to digest coal, but they choose not to. The modern table was invented by Sir Ronnie Table in 1945 on his return from serving in WW2. Before this people would eat their food off the floor like filthy animals. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42549-share-amazing-facts/#findComment-949184 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thec Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Coalbucket PI said: The modern table was invented by Sir Ronnie Table in 1945 on his return from serving in WW2. Before this people would eat their food off the floor like filthy animals. I remember reading about this, wasn't it a collaboration with Sir Charles Hair? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42549-share-amazing-facts/#findComment-949189 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Some history books still mention him but current experts denounce him as a thief and a sex offender Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42549-share-amazing-facts/#findComment-949199 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thec Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Mostly due to his comeback novel, Great Asspectations Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42549-share-amazing-facts/#findComment-949201 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 (edited) he even made a second comeback novel entitled dick and jane Edited February 11, 2009 by Helper ET Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42549-share-amazing-facts/#findComment-949204 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thec Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 he also ran for congress and threw down fisticuffs with david attenborough's ass Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42549-share-amazing-facts/#findComment-949219 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 he was also a public masturbator. we all frowned upon him but he....oh man he just wouldnt stop masturbating. we were all like, ronnie stop masturbating in public, but... oh man, he just wouldnt listen Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42549-share-amazing-facts/#findComment-949223 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thec Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 i didnt frown i took pictures Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42549-share-amazing-facts/#findComment-949226 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest countchocula Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed. A war-like race of elves from the Red Planet landed on the ice-encased Earth, and they were immediately enslaved by the unevolved Santa Ape to make his confused toys using galactic elfin technology. Toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train, " but these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid. Christmas still sucked, in a big way. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42549-share-amazing-facts/#findComment-949233 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 thec said: i didnt frown i took pictures pics or gtfo Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42549-share-amazing-facts/#findComment-949234 Share on other sites More sharing options...
azatoth Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Member: ET Posts Today:100 % of today's posts: 8.05% % of posts which are shit: 100.00% Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide azatoth's signature Hide all signatures last.fm the biggest illusion is yourself Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42549-share-amazing-facts/#findComment-949240 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thec Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 countchocula said: THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed. A war-like race of elves from the Red Planet landed on the ice-encased Earth, and they were immediately enslaved by the unevolved Santa Ape to make his confused toys using galactic elfin technology. Toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train, " but these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid. Christmas still sucked, in a big way. LOL we are monday friday wednesday tuesday friday saturday sunday Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42549-share-amazing-facts/#findComment-949242 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 azatoth said: Member: ET Posts Today:100 % of today's posts: 8.05% % of posts which are shit: 100.00% ok there has been some shit, but if you think %100 of it was trash you need to get your lenses cleaned because i was a genius about 7 or so times tonight plus stop all the hating! im just a man trying to get drunk and have a good time and chat with strangers online. why does this bother you? its not like im taking anything away from you. ive been sitting here all fucking night waiting for people to post and it just does not ever happen, so i initiate the discussions to get the party moving, sorry for having fun last post Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42549-share-amazing-facts/#findComment-949244 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thec Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 azatoth is just pissed he is located outside the universe Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42549-share-amazing-facts/#findComment-949246 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 that would be very frustrating. i also think that means he is god. because if god created the universe than there must be something outside of the universe therefore azatoth = god Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42549-share-amazing-facts/#findComment-949247 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thec Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 also let's try and keep this thread about TRUE FACTS a thec is a measurement for giant penis size... ie; that stout african fellow's member is approx. 2 thec's Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42549-share-amazing-facts/#findComment-949248 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 which african? i must know for documentary reasons Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42549-share-amazing-facts/#findComment-949249 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thec Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 benjamin netanyahu Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42549-share-amazing-facts/#findComment-949251 Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 FACT: Many Autechre songs become actual words if you add vowels. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42549-share-amazing-facts/#findComment-949252 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thec Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 FACT: Venetian Snares could actually be a talented musician if he wasn't a one trick pony Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42549-share-amazing-facts/#findComment-949254 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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