share amazing facts

I have nothing to add, but this thread is pure lol

Fact: venetian snares is underated and overated at the same time...he is a misunderstood person. its too easy to poke at his constant out pore of mediocre releases. if you listen to certain stuff of his it should blow your mind. he makes stuff sometimes that no one else is doing. not even afx. and its fucking good

i agree though i would prefer him to not thrown out his music like candy and make better releases, but maybe its cool...you know? everyone fucking tries to make awesome releases, and he's like, ya im big, so what, this is what ive been making lately, its not as good as my previous shit but fuck you

up yours

a) i only throw candy from my van

b) whenever i put on snares in my van it scares the kids

youre doing it wrong. first you coerce them with the candy, then you slowly introduce them to snares slowly over time. its not going to happen over night

see now this is what is wrong with the free market economy

  ET said:

youre doing it wrong. first you coerce them with the candy, then you slowly introduce them to snares slowly over time. its not going to happen over night

I see, so do it in reverse? start with something like Rozz and build up to Doll Doll Doll? I always wondered why the kids ran when I put on befriend a child killer.

Barbie's measurements (if she were life-size): 39-23-33

Coca-cola was originally green

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury

Smartest dogs: 1) border collie; 2) poodle; 3) golden retriever. Dumbest dog: 1) afghan

The Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters

First novel ever written on a typewriter was "Tom Sawyer"

There are more collect calls on Father's Day than any other day of the year

Heinz Catsup leaving the bottle travels at 25 miles PER YEAR

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs

Men get hiccups more often than women

Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better

Chances that an American lives within 50 mi of where he/she grew up: 1 in 2.

Amount American Airlines saved in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class: $440,000

City with the most Rolls Royces per capita: Hong Kong

State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

Chances of a white Christmas in New York: 1 in 4

Portion of US annual rainfall that falls in April: 1/12

Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28

Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38

Estimated percentage of American adults who go on a diet each year: 44

Percentage of Americans who say that God has spoken to them: 36

Percentage of Americans who regularly attend religious services: 43

City with the highest per capita viewership of TV evangelists: Washington DC

Percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman if they had it to do all over again: 80

Percentage of American women who say they would marry the same man: 50

Percentage of men who say they are happier after their divorce or separation: 58

Percentage of women who say they are happier: 85

Number of different familial relationships for which Hallmark makes cards: 105

Average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000

Percentage of Americans who have visited Disneyland or Disney World: 70

Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches

Portion of ice cream sold that is vanilla: 1/3

Portion of potatoes sold that are French-fried: 1/3

Percentage of Americans that eat at McDonalds each day: 7

Percentage of bird species that are monogamous: 90

Percentage of mammal species that are: 3

Number of US states that claim test scores in their elementary schools are above national average: 50

Portion of Harvard students who graduate with honors: 4/5

Chances that a burglary in the US will be solved: 1 in 7

Portion of land in the US owned by the government: 1/3

Only President to remain a bachelor: James Buchanan

Only first lady to carry a loaded revolver: Eleanor Roosevelt

Only president to win a Pulitzer: John F. Kennedy, for "Profiles in Courage"

Only president awarded a patent: Abe Lincoln, for a system of buoying vessels over shoals

President who discovered a new proof for The Pythagorean Theorem: Jimmy Carter

Only food that does not spoil: honey

Only bird that can fly backwards: Hummingbird

Only continent without reptiles or snakes: Antarctica

Only animal besides human that can get sunburn: Pig

Ostriches stick their heads in the sand to look for water

An eagle can kill a young deer and fly away with it

In the Caribbean there are oysters that can climb trees

Polar bears are left-handed

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair

Eskimos never gamble

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910

The youngest pope was 11 years old

Mark Twain didn't graduate from elementary school

Proportional to their weight, men are stronger than horses

Pilgrims ate popcorn at the first Thanksgiving dinner

Your nose and ears never stop growing

Jupiter is bigger than all the other planets combined

The parachute was invented by Leonardo da Vinci in 1515

They have square watermelons in Japan ... they stack better

Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other nation

i searched 'amazing facts' on google and strangely, a christian thing is called amazing facts

that's quite funny but it appears to be serious: http://www.amazingfacts.org/

ugh reminds me of the one time i befriended a child killer on facebook

i was all like 'less from' but they kept going on about this maddie something

  thec said:

up yours

 

a) i only throw candy from my van

b) whenever i put on snares in my van it scares the kids

thats my old van, i sold it to ted haggard

FACT:

FEMA bottled water is made from the tears of orphans

thats why its so pure

like dick cheney, just a pure honest christian fellow that has nothing but good intentions for the global good of humanity

this is also a FACT

about the thing i posted: i thought Christianity was about faith, rather than facts

i thought that was a fact

FACT: Bears eat beets.

  tauboo said:

about the thing i posted: i thought Christianity was about faith, rather than facts

 

i thought that was a fact

it absolutely is about facts

because when you believe something hard enough

it becomes a fact

like crab people

The Tuss is Moby.

Fact: dick cheney is part of a group of peoples i like to call turtle people

i also wanted to include a picture of president palmer's assistant in the show 24, but i couldnt find a picture of him, which basically destroys the awesomeness of this post. just image another old turtle dude. anyone find the pic?

  ET said:

anyone find the pic?

NSFW

  autopilot said:

FACT: Bears eat beets.

Question, what bear is best?

manbearpig

  thec said:

  ET said:

anyone find the pic?

 

 

NSFW

catchy tune

  thec said:

ectoplasm

/invite GBIII

  ET said:

fact: americans on high positions have identical cleansed white-male traits.

size is potentially huge. FACT