I am so high on coffee right now.

I swear I must have drunken a near lethal dose of caffeine.

I went through like 2 pots of regular coffee then went to the local coffee shop for some fancy coffee drinks.

Everything is all jittery and I'm seeing washes of color on everything. When I close my eyes, the color becomes magnified and does a dance for me.

I feel absolutely on top of the world, I think I'll stay up for about a week just drinking coffee. I can't let this feeling leave me.

i got that pandemic

E.T. you have the chemical tolerance of a granny.

First weed gives you shaman style out of body experiences.

Now your getting visual hallucinations off coffee.

WTF is this shit?

Mmm... I'm not there yet, I'm getting there.

Brewing a fresh pot as we speak, so we'll see how it goes.

when you drink a hundred cups

time slows down

and it allows you to save your loved ones + a giant humanoid crustacean being from a fire

I think I'm getting some sort of astral projection going on.

When I close my eyes now, I see a kind of grid-like version of the world.

And when I open them, I can see the grid transfigured on everything.

are you easily influenced ET?

  ET said:

geese you guys love cofffee

*sips ice water with ice*

  ET said:

I think I'm getting some sort of astral projection going on.

 

When I close my eyes now, I see a kind of grid-like version of the world.

 

And when I open them, I can see the grid transfigured on everything.

Woah man, I've only been on that plateau once.

You've inspired me man, I'm filling up a mug of the delicious tar right now.

I haven't drunken that much coffee lately, so I hope my tolerance is low.

I'm dangerously close to the breaking point, but I feel like I need to keep going.

I ate a few pieces of bread to settle my stomach, it was feeling a bit sore.

My heart is racing like a mother, but the euphoria is still there.

I must see if there is a plateau above this one, so I am sipping cautiously on a cup of milky coffee right now.

Wish me luck Pod.

You got any Mylanta or some Tums? Something to settle your stomach would be good, also too much coffee sometimes give me headaches so you should probably have some ibuprofen or aspirin nearby.

I'm sipping my way to euphoria right now...but this is only the beginning. See ya on the higher planes of consciousness, if you're still alive, ET.

Cardiac arrest subforum in 3, 2, . . . 

Jesus ET, where are you right now. I've got the colors going, it's like Aurora borealis inside my own bedroom, and on the inside of my eyelids...I'm hearing what sounds like locusts buzzing around me too.

why can't you just drink a few cofffees like a normal person

  tauboo said:

why can't you just drink a few cofffees like a normal person

Because that does'nt get you high.

Will 5 cans of red bull work?

There is some sort of weather going on in my head and body, I can feel wind blowing all around the inside of my skull, and when I close my eyes I see sheets of rain coming towards me, and when it hits me I can feel the cold wetness dissolve all around me.

My feet are like mush, I basically can't get out of my chair even though I'm feeling hyper as all get out...when I look at the floor it's like I'm standing in an ocean, and the astral projection has left its original grid form and is now full blown, although I'm sure its not really astral projection, more like an intense lucid dream whenever I close my eyes. I feel like I am floating and drifting all through WATMM and the internet, like my fingers are not going to the keyboard but are floating around cyberspace like ribbons of caffeinated flesh.

  The Pod said:

ribbons of caffeinated flesh.

Fuckin lol

lol what the fuck is going on?

this thread delivers for some reason.

if i had access to coffee, id be joining you right now.

i remember waking up to one morning with a pot brewed with a timer, as Wagner's Vorspiel to Das Rheingold came upon me like a brick wall padded with a smooth rubber. My brain was slightly elevated, to the left, as the music increased my brain began to align itself with the right side so as to create an equilibrium....the music keeps rising, and so does my brain, i begin to feel a cool wind embracing me from the small hairs on the back of my neck to the nutty textures of my satchel.....i delicately disrobe, and face the sun in all of its glory and yell joyously at the top of my lungs:

"I AM A MAN> TAKE VIEW UPON ME EARTH AND WITNESS THE GLORY OF THE SOUL!!"

then the cops showed up

btw i ingested about three redbulls earlier today, so i sorta relate to you guys right now.

Pod, I don't feel like I can say I am on the next plateau just yet, if there even is one...but if there is one, I can say for sure I am steadily working my way up to it with each sip of java. At this point, I am not a human drinking coffee, I am like some sort of Coffee Spirit, made entirely of coffee, and with each sip, the coffee is merely attaching itself to the rest of my, with each sip I am causing my own self, consisting of the spirit of coffee, and forcing it to grow.

I need to brew another pot, but I can hardly walk. Your talk of an ocean on the floor is true for me, but it is more like a thick field of mush...I shall find away to get to my coffee pot, and will make a double strength pot.

  ET said:

Pod, I don't feel like I can say I am on the next plateau just yet, if there even is one...but if there is one, I can say for sure I am steadily working my way up to it with each sip of java. At this point, I am not a human drinking coffee, I am like some sort of Coffee Spirit, made entirely of coffee, and with each sip, the coffee is merely attaching itself to the rest of my, with each sip I am causing my own self, consisting of the spirit of coffee, and forcing it to grow.

 

I need to brew another pot, but I can hardly walk. Your talk of an ocean on the floor is true for me, but it is more like a thick field of mush...I shall find away to get to my coffee pot, and will make a double strength pot.

If I drink these five red bulls do I need to drink them quite quickly?

  abusivegeorge said:

  tauboo said:

why can't you just drink a few cofffees like a normal person

 

Because that does'nt get you high.

 

Will 5 cans of red bull work?

8 cans of rebull in 5 hours has led to death. people have died from it all over the world

I say drink them, then go about an buy some coffee. I can only speak for myself, but no energy drink can quite match the beauty of the java bean, with its warm embrace and its intoxicating aroma.

  chax said:

  abusivegeorge said:

  tauboo said:

why can't you just drink a few cofffees like a normal person

 

Because that does'nt get you high.

 

Will 5 cans of red bull work?

 

8 cans of rebull in 5 hours has led to death. people have died from it all over the world

Proof or gtfo.

and this won't be 8 in 5 it will be 5 in 1.

Edit: Actually, what the fuck? Fuck off.

  abusivegeorge said:

  chax said:

  abusivegeorge said:

  tauboo said:

why can't you just drink a few cofffees like a normal person

 

Because that does'nt get you high.

 

Will 5 cans of red bull work?

 

8 cans of rebull in 5 hours has led to death. people have died from it all over the world

 

Proof or gtfo.

 

and this won't be 8 in 5 it will be 5 in 1.

 

Edit: Actually, what the fuck? Fuck off.

http://www.energyfiend.com/2007/08/death-by-red-bull

i call poppycock

i had 8 red bull in 2 hours and all i got was a kid with severe birth defects