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chax speaks truth.

 

i drank two 4 packs of redbull one night and had to go to the hospital...my heart was palpitating like crazy off beat and everything....even an 8ball of charlie never did that to me.

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ET, I am becoming one with this Coffee Spirit you speak of. If there is a "God", than this Coffee Spirit is undoubtedly it's superior. I can feel the Coffee Spirit's unconditional love for all things java, I can feel its blanket of warmth and comfort, I can feel its power, strength, and yes, its beauty. I feel like my mind is pulsating with the rhythm of the Coffee Spirits own hummingbird-like heart beat, like the ominous drum pattern found in so many films, yet played by a hyperactive 4-year old. The sound is synesthetic in nature, as it is accompanied by flowing colors that burst from the very center of my vision and wash throughout my bedroom , like liquid nitrogen hitting the floor and dissolving into nothingness.

I'M SORRY FOR BEING ME I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I AM

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"Red Bull overdose is not cool...On New years eve I was with friends and literally thought I was having a heart attack. My heart was pounding so bad that you could see my tee shirt flutter."

 

What a load of poppycock, thanks thec.

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Pod, I don't mean to sound arrogant. But you are where I was about 12 cups ago. I'm still trying to figure out how to communicate where I am in plain English, I will get back to you. But let me say this, I can say for sure, the mythical plateau we were discussing seems to exist. I am not there yet, but I feel as though I can look up and see it's beauty hovering above me, just out of reach, like Dorothy gazing at Oz from the field of Poppies. My double strength pot has finished brewing, its time to get started...

I wish you luck ET. I seem to have hit some sort of blockage, I'm drinking coffee, cup after cup, but I can't break out of this plateau. Maybe I'll try the double strength coffee trick as well...

I'M SORRY FOR BEING ME I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I AM

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  triachus said:
i drink no more than 1 tiny cup of coffee a day

 

 

 

am i normal?

 

The amount of coffee one drinks in any one day is proportional to the size of ones penis and this can usually be observed by others around by the size of your cup.

dont listen to ET...he is most likely going to have abnormal hypertension on his comedown and he wont be a happy camper.

 

i figure 2-3 cups a day is normal....

I am close to the point of stomach explosion. I need to lay down, but the moment I do, I feel the need to get up and move around. I'm jittery as fuck. The color warpage is so intense I can hardly even walk a straight line because everything is warped and obscured by the fractals and shapes that are flying around.

I'M SORRY FOR BEING ME I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I AM

Guest abusivegeorge
  Hanratty said:
when does the inevitable horrific comedown going to start?

 

I was wondering if one of you is faking it so that the other will drink more?

 

Of course one of them is, but which one?

 

The comedown will start when one of them pisses blood and passes out.

I can't wait until they both have massive headaches and ET posts a "I have a migraine and I don't know why" thread.

By that logic, why does he say a prayer of thanks to god every time his girlfriend gets a visit from her Aunt Flo?

No comedown insight, in fact I'm drinking enough coffee at a constant pace that I'm not feeling any sort of tiredness coming on at all, in fact the colors are dying down a bit but the euphoria is still amazing, I feel one with God, Satan, and the honorable Coffee Spirit.

I'M SORRY FOR BEING ME I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I AM

So I'm thinking I'll probably be awake the rest of the year.

 

Think of all I will be able to accomplish.

I'M SORRY FOR BEING ME I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I AM

I'm gonna try and get some really spicy food, and maybe trip off of that.

 

Like in that Simpson's episode.

Okay guys, I mistook my cat as some sort of demon spirit and almost killed it with the stapler near my computer.

 

This is fuckin scary now.

I'M SORRY FOR BEING ME I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I AM

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