Guest assegai Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 http://www.fmylife.com/ Found lols, thought i'd share in the time of twilight-zone-watmm not refeshing. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42603-f-my-life/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 jazz Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42603-f-my-life/#findComment-950718 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 shit. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42603-f-my-life/#findComment-950723 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Quote Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. I don't know why, but this makes me LOL uncontrollably. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42603-f-my-life/#findComment-950740 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 (edited) Joyrex said: Quote Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. I don't know why, but this makes me LOL uncontrollably. I'm doubtfull. Did this really happen ? edit : the two-fingered story, not the laugh. Edited February 12, 2009 by Babar Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42603-f-my-life/#findComment-950742 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 watmm would pick at the hole in your fucking polo if you posted it wouldnt they? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42603-f-my-life/#findComment-950851 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba69 Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 http://grouphug.us/ This is the only one I knew about. But nice to know there are others. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Bubba69's signature Hide all signatures https://intervallux.bandcamp.com/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42603-f-my-life/#findComment-950880 Share on other sites More sharing options...
goonstock Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Quote Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I'm the captain of the football team. FML Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide goonstock's signature Hide all signatures (Bob Wilson) Sorry... you created that reality tunnel, you can find your way out... You built the Trap... you know the design better than anyone... Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42603-f-my-life/#findComment-950881 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba69 Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Quote Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Bubba69's signature Hide all signatures https://intervallux.bandcamp.com/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42603-f-my-life/#findComment-950883 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Quote Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42603-f-my-life/#findComment-950903 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 i regret my initial call of "jazz"... some of the stories that have been posted (true or not) are fucking hilarious Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42603-f-my-life/#findComment-950920 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Z_B_Z said: i regret my initial call of "jazz"... some of the stories that have been posted (true or not) are fucking hilarious That's quite alright, I'm sure each one of us at some point suffered from premature ejazzulation. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42603-f-my-life/#findComment-950924 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv_party Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 (edited) Yegg said: Quote Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. shit that's the one that made me lol edit: Quote Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. Edited February 12, 2009 by tv_party Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42603-f-my-life/#findComment-950988 Share on other sites More sharing options...
National Park Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 "Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FML" this is my biggest fear Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42603-f-my-life/#findComment-951019 Share on other sites More sharing options...
roasty Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 hehe i like these Quote Today, after leaving a store I got stuck at a red light. A car pulled up next to me and there was a half retarded man jerking his junk at me. Nasty image burned into my corneas forever. FML Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42603-f-my-life/#findComment-951069 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Quote Today, I listened to my room mate having sex from 3 A.M. until 6 A.M. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42603-f-my-life/#findComment-951086 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 JohnTqs said: Quote Today, I listened to my room mate having sex from 3 A.M. until 6 A.M. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML lol lol why is this a bad thing? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42603-f-my-life/#findComment-951093 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 good question but Quote Today, when my husband got home from work, I was standing in the kitchen, wearing nothing but stilletos. He asked me to make him hot chocolate. FML HARDCORE LOL Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42603-f-my-life/#findComment-951094 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest countchocula Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 this site was posted in that one "i need a hug" thread. I don't care if they are made up or not, they are hilarious. Quote Today, I was walking down the street with my newly healed implants, when a drag queen approached me and asked who my doctor was, because I was the "most convincing transgender he had ever seen." I'm a woman. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42603-f-my-life/#findComment-951115 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 abusivegeorge said: watmm would pick at the hole in your fucking polo if you posted it wouldnt they? erm okay if you figured that out now the road ahead is through bitter and salted land survival means packing some lunch and a smile Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42603-f-my-life/#findComment-951118 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Quote Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42603-f-my-life/#findComment-951121 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba69 Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Quote Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML Quote Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. this next one is from grouphug.us Quote I had an erotic dream about Krusty the Clown 4 or 5 nights ago. I jumped into his arms and made out with him, which made me suddenly horny, so much so that I woke up in surprise at the intensity. I was immediately disgusted at myself for dreaming about hooking up with a cartoon, and a foul one at that, laying face down on my bed at 11am. My pussy was so tight I could hardly piss for the next few minutes. Why would anyone want to make this up? Completely horrifying. 18/f Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Bubba69's signature Hide all signatures https://intervallux.bandcamp.com/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42603-f-my-life/#findComment-951123 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Quote Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42603-f-my-life/#findComment-951133 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest countchocula Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 oh fucking lol Quote Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42603-f-my-life/#findComment-951135 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 although painful ^^^ (no vampiresex) experiences like this will help rid of what we call 'idiots' Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42603-f-my-life/#findComment-951138 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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